Rachel Birdy

@rachel.weird.tf

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Illegal Lesbian - Time's sloppy seconds - Horny for Doorhandles - Experimental Linguist - She/It - Icon by @fringecrow.bsky.social‬

Michaelangelo's "The Creation Of Adam" but with an oven photoshopped on top such that adam isn't touching god but is touching the stove
A search for the "Lesbianics.band" domain name, with a list of suggested alternative domain names under it. The list of suggested alternative is comprised of three domain names that say "Lesbianics" and the rest of the list of domain names is "interracialics" followed by different tld's
A matte black Neumann U87 in an aftermarket shockmount, at an angle
A telegram chat Flora: "Wh Why would you do that to yourself" Me: "Oh, you know. Seemed funny."
A linkedin post that reads "Im so good at posting on LinkedIn, the social media site for big brain business boys. They call me the "Transexual Business Dril of Linkedin". And by they, I mean my friend Alec who is a coward and won't let people tag him in posts."
A repose which has been liked by two people called aurora
Floating text saying NaN: "hey guys" People pointing at the text: "Nine Anch Nails!" The floating text: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
A chud of some flavour emerges from a well and says "Like the humble swine, I hath shat upon mine own balls." and a local peasant carrying a bundle of sticks says "Dude can you not tho?"
A parody of the "Love Actually" poster saying "It's Bad Actually", with the four corners occupied by fascism in ascendance, climate crisis, tech oligarchs doing their thing, and all of the transphobia. These are accompanied by ms paint stick figure drawings illustrating these areas.
An inflatable Santa being pulled down with a hdmi cable