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I love a well-placed semicolon. 🦔💕 Cincinnati, OH • she/her

A small bird in the parking lot of a local park, standing in front of a discarded cigarette and a pile of sprinkles. (It opted for the sprinkles, in case you were wondering.)
Sam the Eagle has his jaw dropped, and Uncle Deadly closes it by pushing the lower jaw up with his finger.
White blossoms on the branches of a tree, with a pastel blue and pink sky in the background
White blossoms on a tree, set against a blue sky. A welcome sign of spring!
Meme text written over an image of a beach: “Hate your job? Hate your family? Have problems? Need to leave? Go in the wet. Step into it and never leave! Go there! The wet will love you. No problems in the wet. Just water. It’s salty! The wet doesn’t have capitalism. Just go in the wet.”
Animated GIF of Sam the Eagle's jaw dropping
A hedgehog trying and failing to anoint, instead rolling down a grassy hill.
Close-up of the uncapped fountain pen against grid paper. Pen has splotches of color in the resin: a peachy pink, white, black, and gold. Some parts of the resin are clear, allowing you to see through to the nib and cartridge/converter. (Leonardo Momento Zero in Corricella & Gold, extra-fine nib.)
View of the hockey arena right after the game ended, with the Jumbotron showing “Cyclones win!” The Cincinnati players are all gathering in the middle to celebrate their victory.
A sweatshirt featuring illustrations of a slice of Portillo’s chocolate cake and a Portillo’s chocolate cake shake. Text on the sweatshirt reads, “the cake to my shake.”
A hedgehog-shaped mug, filled with hot chocolate and whipped cream. A lit Christmas tree in the background.
Spotify Wrapped results for 2025, showing that my listening age was 82 because I was into music from the late ’50s and showing that my top artist was Ella Fitzgerald (1,696 minutes listened, top 0.1% global fan).
A Hello Kitty plush sits in front of a burning laptop. Caption says, “how it feels to be informed.”
Discord post from May 28, 2025: "it's nice out here all week. probably would have taken lil nature walks if I didn't have other obblegations"
A screenshot of the Bluesky app before content has properly loaded, showing just light grey circles in place of avatars and light grey lines in place of words. Kinda cute, tbh
A rose gold fountain pen (Kaweco Sport aluminum, fine nib) with “fuck the patriarchy” engraved on the cap
A flowering tree with pink blossoms against a blue sky
An illustration of Jesus leaning in from the side of the screen, asking “Is that smut?”
The cast of “Shrinking”
A screenshot from one of the nudge recipients, showing that my Duolingo character sent a notification with the message: “You know what this is about.”
the 18th edition of the Chicago Manual of Style and an iPhone 16 Pro Max
Auto-generated image from Bluesky to indicate that I was the 60,295th user to join, part of the 10 million users now on the site
The daily NYT Connections puzzle, which includes the word “hedgehog” today.
tiny hedgehog in front of a tiny keyboard and tiny monitor. text overlay reads: "hedgehog fact 1337: hedgehogs argue about vi vs. emacs and tabs vs. spaces"
three cookies iced like penguins wearing scarves, three cookies iced like cute lil mittens
gold pearl-station necklace draped over a customized jewelry box (featuring a hedgehog illustration and cute pink hearts)
selfie: white woman with brunette hair and ashy blonde highlights (wearing a t-shirt that explains which blood types work as donors and recipients)
a slice of pizza on a plate, alongside utensils, all arranged on a serving tray
tiny hedgehog wearing a tiny felt reindeer costume
A dozen bags of Hershey’s candy-coated eggs, a Stream Deck, and a book: “Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls.”
a tiny hedgehog, seated on a tiny cushion while wearing a tiny knit hat and tiny glasses
coffee mug (decorated with autumnal foliage and a blue butterfly) sitting on the deck railing in front of a vibrant line of yellow and orange trees
tiny hedgehog in a tiny cup (featuring a modified hedgehog Starbucks logo) with a tiny knit whipped-cream hat, altogether looking like a tiny hedgehog latte
three tiny hedgehogs facing one another, looking like they’re sharing tiny secrets
hedgehog wearing a tiny witch hat and posed among autumn leaves
selfie, with me holding an agave lemonade the size of my head (from Panera)
selfie
selfie in the afternoon sun (I will figure out how to describe myself eventually)
Model wearing a white sweatshirt with pink embroidered script, which reads: “She’s everything. He’s just Ken.”
gorgeous and vibrant artwork of a tiger among plants
a tiny hedgehog draped over a 4kg dumbbell like a tiny weightlifting god
a hedgehog doing a sploot
two hedgehogs with their faces mashed into the ends of paper towel tubes (a thing that hedgies love to do)
Framed painting with a black background and white text: “May the bridges I burn light the way.”
hedgehog wearing a mini chef hat in a mini kitchen in front of a mini whisk and some mini egg yolks in a mini bowl
Instagram story from user ItsJohnMoon starts with a prompt: “past me, writing future me a note, so I don’t forget.” My reply: “My worst one ever was thinking to myself that I needed to write something important on a Post-It, so I got a Post-It and then just wrote “Post-It” on it.
box of Honey Bunches of Oats cereal
a very grumpy hedgehog in a very tiny hat
hedgehog talking on a miniature telephone
Morning desk set-up with two drinks: water in the coveted Stanley tumbler and a caramel macchiato from Dunkin’.
Living room with desk, bookshelf, and coffee table.
hedgehog surrounded by miniature popcorn-themed decor
Sam the Eagle (the muppet)
a hedgehog looking kind of sassy while sitting in a cart of pumpkins
man mowing lawn with tornado behind him
a hedgehog wearing a tiny crown
Screenshot of Galadriel from Lord of the Rings, posed with her arms out as she says, “All shall love me and despair.”
Tiger taking a nap at the Nashville Zoo.