Rachel Wolf

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A satirical meme of a Taylor Farms ad looking out a window onto a farm. Text reads: "Introducing our new variety: Outhouse Siesta." A packaged salad bag sits on the kitchen counter branded as "Outhouse Siesta." Text on the counter says: "From farm to table to toilet." A framed chalkboard has handwritten-style text that reads: “Thank You Donald Trump and RFK Jr. MAHA!”
Mitch McConnell is fused to a tree, with that frozen expressionon his face. Hundred Acre Wood signs are in the distance. The caption: If Mitch falls in the forest... will anyone tell us?
Mock advertisement depicting a white toilet bowl. The toilet water is a tumultuous ocean with a large plastic-wrapped head of iceberg lettuce labeled "Taylor Farms Titanic Iceberg Lettuce." The iconic Titanic ship is sinking as it collides with the lettuce. Text above the image reads: "Taylor Farms Introduces: Titanic Iceberg Lettuce." Text below reads: "Guaranteed to give you that sinking feeling."
A political meme featuring a caricature of U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell, whose body is fused into the trunk of a large, gnarled oak tree in a dense forest. He wears a suit jacket and glasses, sporting a wide-eyed, frozen expression. In the background, a wooden signpost points toward fictional locations like "Pooh Bear House." Large white text at the top reads, "If Mitch falls in the forest..." and text at the bottom concludes, "Will anyone tell us?"
Parody of the classic Peanuts comic strip. Bold headline: "TIME FOR SCORCHED EARTH." On the left, Lucy lies flat on her back, dazed with cartoon stars spinning around her head. She wears a solid red dress to represent Republicans. On the right, Charlie Brown stands victoriously with a smirk. He wears a blue shirt with his classic black zig-zag stripe to represent Democrats. He holds a football labeled "MIDTERMS."
Image of the CBS eye logo with a red circle and line through it. Text above: #BoycottCB$. Text below: #GrabYourRemote.
Satirical image in the style of the TV show Severance. Inside a brightly lit, sterile corporate hallway with fluorescent lighting, an older, short, heavy-set man in a dark navy suit and red tie stands inside an elevator (Lindsey Graham), looking out with an expression of intense terror and distress. Greeting him at the elevator is an older man dressed in a white U.S. Navy Service Dress uniform (John McCain), holding a clipboard with a smirk. On the wall to the right of the elevator, a square brushed-metal sign features a right-pointing arrow, the words 'UNDERSIGHT COMMITTEE' and the Lumon company logo. At the bottom of the frame, a black closed-caption displays white text: “Welcome to the severed floor, old friend.”
A chaotic political parody poster for a fictional blockbuster titled "Napocalypse Now," presented by "Dozing Donald Entertainment." The artwork hilariously mashups the iconic, fiery sunset aesthetic of the film Apocalypse Now with a deep-sleeping Donald Trump. Mid-snooze, his mouth is gaped wide open as a swarm of literal plague locusts treats it like a subway entrance. Military helicopters buzz against a blood-red sky, while the ironic tagline declares: "No wall can stop this invasion."
Platner has a Nazi tattoo. That's disqualifying. Him sleeping with dozens of women while married? That's just the icing. I just read a lot of what's going on with Platner and I'm disgusted. I'm even more disgusted that his wife Amy is not only shilling for him on his Instagram page, but that she such little self-esteem, she's willing to stay with a guy like this. Anyone who has no integrity or moral compass = NO! Calling out Platner for being a Nazi is NOT remotely like what happened to Al Franken. And let's put a lot of the Al Franken blame where it belongs... on opportunistic Kirsten Gillibrand. The Franken photo was a nothingburger. Platner is an everything burger.
Hardcover mockup of a fictional how-to-prosecute-a-president-and-win, titled "The Art of the Plea Deal." The cover art features a thoroughly miserable Donald Trump shooting daggers at the camera while rocking a bright orange jumpsuit in a bleak prison cafeteria. Next to his daily meal—classic McDonald’s cheeseburgers, super-size fries, and a can of Diet Coke—he angrily grips a black Sharpie to sign a "Letter of Resignation." Above his head, the subtitle mockingly reminds him: "No one is above the law." As an extra chef's kiss, the shiny table behind him reflects the easter egg printed on his back: "Prisoner 864547." The book is "authored" by Attorney General John Luman Smith (better known as Special Counsel Jack Smith), with an ironic but deserved foreword by Hillary Rodham Clinton.
"To help ensure the best possible placement of our animals, and in order to determine that the proposed adoption is in the best interest of both the animal, you and your family, please fill out the form below. When filling out the form, please be as thorough as possible. After processing your application, a staff member will reach out to schedule a home visit if required. This application is not a contract or guarantee that you will be approved for an adoption. Submission of an application does not hold or guarantee a particular animal for you. Animals receive many applications and we will do our best to choose the best home for each animal. A service fee of 5% will be added onto the cost of adoption regardless of payment method. If you are not looking to adopt a dog in the immediate future, please note that in the application so we can help you find a dog that's available at the right time for you."
"I understand any monetary or in-kind donations I make to the rescue do not guarantee that I will be chosen to adopt a dog. I am not entitled to a refund of donations once my application is submitted."
Photograph of an old manual typewriter with a Victor Hugo quote: "A writer is a world trapped inside a person."
Parody of "Pirates of the Caribbean Poster." Title is "Pirates of the Treasury." Tagline: "Taking from you and Giving to Trump." Image is Trump carrying a bag of cash from the US Treasury Building. Another guy has a chest that says "Tax Dollars." An unidentified woman is gleefully grabbing a bag of jewels.
Parody of "Pirates of the Caribbean Poster." Title is "Pirates of the Treasury." Tagline: "Taking from you and Giving to Trump." Image is Trump leading an insurrection of pirates storming the US Treasury Building.