Christian Petersen

@raevpet.com

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i love goblins i make video games i'm @raevpet on all the platforms reluctantly located in belgium he/they

Lt. LT Smash yells from a window at Lenny and Carl to listen to Shelved By Genre
Screenshot of the first result on a Duck Duck Go image search for "enormous y" picturing a large metal Y with the caption "Huge Vintage Industrial Zinc Letter Y, Czechoslovakia 1950s For Sale at ..." underneath it
Six panel comic drawn crudely in ballpoint pen on low quality tan stationary (there are no lines between panels) Panel one, a sour faced goblin sits in an armchair Panel two, a fly buzzes above the goblin Panel three, the goblin attempts to swat at the fly, it misses Panel four, the goblin sits up a bit and looks frustrated, the fly still buzzes overhead Panel five, the goblin grunts and inexplicably rolls out of the armchair with the caption "SUDDEN IRRATIONAL GESTURE" Panel six, the goblin lies on the floor and screams angrily at the fly and at circumstances
Screenshot of the original post with most of the text crossed out except "Will British people be insane"
Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski giving sage cowboy advice, he's sporting a big moustache, black leather vest over a grey work shirt and a white cowboy hat. In the background is a yellow, tackily lit out-of-focus bowling alley.
Lou, a large black and tan Shiloh Shepherd, is splayed across a brown couch and resting his head and right front paw on a baby blue quilt with puffins on it. He looks very sleepy.
"The EU suffers from the double bind of being protectionist of its industries – that’s literally what it’s for – while at the same time explicitly allowing direct attacks on those industries and its single market because the US tech industry – protected by the US and their dominance over the global economy – has broadened the scope of its ambitions to include “everything, everywhere.” If the EU moves to protect their industries they are acting against the technopoly and US hegemony that frames their very understanding of the world. At the same time their very reason for existence is the protection of their local industries and market and allowing their destruction is unthinkable. Neither action is conceivable, hence the double bind. Psychologically, a double bind like this would feel as confusing as being told you have to bite your own arm because the arm misbehaving. Even if it’s correct, even if your arm is indeed misbehaving and biting it is indeed all you can do to stop it, the thought still has the flavour of madness."
Judith Butler in a leather jacket looking badass
Vegeta, in Super Saiyan mode, looks at his phone, with contempt and revulsion for the disgusting smattering of exclaves that is the Baarle-Hertog municipality.
Same picture as in the quoted post, but with the top label replaced. 70s sci-fi pic of a glowing green pyramid in the distance and a dark foreground with people in robes carrying torches winding through a desolate landscape towards the pyramid. The pyramid is labeled "dundee 24hr bakery" and the robed people are labeled "me and de fellas"
The Hobbit (1937)
Lou, a very fluffy black and tan shiloh shepherd, is posing regally on top of a blanket in a red one and a half seater IKEA chair in our living room. He has a dumb look on his face as he stares just past the camera, head empty.
That one survivorship bias plane diagram
Two lambs are in a meadow with their mother.
Hvorfor angriper de nå? USA har angrepet som følge av fohandlingsposisjoner. - Selv om det har vært vanskelig å skjønne akkurat hva de sier
Conan vs Slomatics split EP cover Illustration of a horned knight in a fur cape wielding a crude lance and riding a giant snail through a rocky, alien landscape
Matt LeBlanc looking like an Irish uncle
three doodles of a little goblin with a round little body, bat-like rounded ears, a big nose and one huge eye, they look very anxious and shifty in the first doodle, they are sitting on the ground, in the second one they're walking with a precariously wobbly stack of books held above their head, in the third one, they're just standing still, wringing their hands
Screenshot of a cloud of dots representing bluesky users labeled "Danish Journalists And Public Figures" with my username on the edge of said cloud
A picture of a tan and dark brown German shepherd with long fur sitting on a tile floor looking straight at the camera.
My hand holding a yellow wooden block in the shape of a W
My hand holding a light blue wooden block shaped like the letter L.
Picture of a bed with yellow and blue bedsheets featuring the Sanrio character Gudetama
Product image of a plastic safety handle for showers, three small images on the left show it in various placements by a shower, bathtub, and toilet, respectively, the first two also show a hand gripping it, and a larger image on the right shows a clear view of the product on a white background
Two very simply painted ceramic angels with a sly look of anticipation on their faces photographed from below
A frame from Junji Ito's Tomie of a young boy looking miserable
Picture of Richard Ayoade as Dean Learner in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - he is dressed and styled identically to the character in the quoted screenshot
A dimly lit rural Belgian street at night, a parade of tractors decorated with Christmas lights roll by, one of them is playing techno and drags a wagon of drunk people shouting
A poster for Fantasia 2000
write an erotic story in only three words
"- Hvis det var meget lettere at holde sammen på hele butikken ved at smide Israel ud, så havde man gjort det i EBU. Men det har man ikke, og det er jo fordi, at de har analyseret sig frem til, at det ikke vil løse noget som helst. Tværtimod vil det få det hele til at eksplodere, siger han."
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
Screenshot of the guy from the Onion article with the headline "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
picture of yoda looking tired with the caption edited to say "22 months.. going back for more teething"
A picture of a bøfsandwich on a white plate. It is sitting in a pool of gravy.
exhausted ben affleck with a cigarette
Super Saiyan Vegeta looks at his smartphone in disgust
Black and white drawing of Sailor Moon typing on a keyboard with a monitor halfway visible in the foreground and a cityscape in the background, with the caption "I HOPE THIS EMAIL KILLS US BOTH"
that one drawing of a tired looking guy smiling sadly and going "yea"
In the style of the Zohran campaign poster, generated through the link in this post: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE FUCKING LOGOS I HAD TO GO SO FAR DOWN A TIMELINE FULL OF THESE BEFORE ANYONE POSTED A LINK OR EVEN INCLUDED CONTEXT IN THE ALT TEXT, WHAT THE HELL
psyduck is looking distressed in front of a computer
Screenshots of the posts quoted in the post above and the reply. Post one, by Ephraim Stone (at testone.bsky.social) Okay so it seems like I need to restate this, Meggie. I pray to the Most High that your partner dies before they are old and that the Most High kills everyone you love before they are grown, and that you live to be 120. Post 2, also by Ephraim, quoted in the reply to the post above: I pray that the sea rises against you. I pray that the land poisons itself against you. I pray that you, your loved ones, and every one you care about faces food insecurity and housing insecurity without relief. I pray that therapy, higher education, and medical relief is forever out of reach.
Picture of my hand holding a Pixel 7 phone with the back of the phone facing the camera. The phone case is pink with little colorful patterns along the edges and a cutout picture of my cat, Jonesy, squinting at the camera with the caption "Murder is okay!" in a comic book font above her head
A can of sweet corn, peas, and cubed carrots, audaciously titled "Mexicana Mix"
Messy ink drawing of goblins dancing in the dark, wielding torches Gobtober '25 31. Night @raevpet
A goblin is asleep on the ground with a spear propped up next to them in front of a cave entrance they were supposed to be guarding Gobtober '25 30. Secure @raevpet
Ink drawing of a goblin hanging by a rope from a cliff, the perspective looks up towards the top of the cliff where you can just barely make out the goblin holding the rope Gobtober '25 29. Trust @raevpet
A goblin is on fire and is screaming Gobtober '25 28. Unbecoming @raevpet
Ink drawing, pov a goblin is removing one of your teeth Gobtober '25 27. Decrease @raevpet
Ink drawing of a wizened looking goblin clutching a staff, sitting on top of a cliff overlooking a landscape with mountains and a valley of trees Gobtober '25 26. Placid @raevpet
Ink drawing. A goblin wearing goggles and black rubber gloves is shoving something into a smoking barrel of liquid, a half dissolved hand is sticking out of the barrel. Gobtober '25 25. Dissolve @raevpet
Black and white ink drawing. A very round and happy little goblin struts down a forest path with a backpack that is comically large on him and full of weapons Gobtober '25 25. Petite @raevpet
Ink drawing of a goblin emerging from a swamp, absolutely drenched in muck, they are smiling Gobtober '25 23. Fetid @raevpet
A happy shiny goblin face Gobtober '25 22. Shine @raevpet
Ink drawing of a very old goblin sitting down hunched over while many tiny goblins crawl all over them Gobtober '25 21. Grandmother @raevpet
Ink drawing of a goblin with glasses and a bored expression sitting in a chair with a cup of tea on a small table next to them Gobtober '25 20. Aberrant @raevpet
Drawing of a very old goblin sitting hunched over, smiling contently and holding a staff, they are covered in fungal growths
"Stop doing math" meme, but has been edited to say: STOP DOING DATA-DRIVEN PUBLISHING - MARKET SEGMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES - YEARS OF FUNDING GAMES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going further than "WOW THAT SOUNDS COOL!" - Wanted to predict anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "ASK YOUR NEPHEW!" - "Yes please give me cash flow statements. Please give me ARPPU forecasts - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Publishers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the metrics and KPIs we built for them (This is REAL Forecasting by REAL Publishers: (3 pictures of a monetization overview, a monetization loop, and a growth forecast, respectively) ????? ??????? ??????????????? "Hello we would like to SEE MORE before we can commit please" They have played us for absolute fools
small sketch of a goblin peeping out from inside a cauldron of bubbling soup
Ink sketch of a goblin in gloomy lighting eating from a pile of rotted meat while flies buzz around it Gobtober '25 17. Rotten @raevpet