Rahul :)

@rahulk.bsky.social

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Dinosaur enthusiast Pro transit He/him

Me, 7 years old, dressed cunty as hell in a purple and green striped collared shirt and pants that are far too baggy. I’m stanced up as hell, bowlegged and hip cocked, arm resting on the TV stand. I’m showing off my sick fucking hot wheels track. My father and grandfather are flanking me, sitting on the ground on either side. I am the center of the show. I have that shit ON
Gougar
A lovely pitbull named Wally Sport Boingo Bongo
Erma with a bingo fizz with young drizzy from degrassi in the background
Me in .5
Discussion about PPK’s illegality and shoving handguns up buttholes in the boys chat
Wally Sport Boingo Bongo a pitbull, in the flesh.
Texts with holland, proof that I regularly kick the shit outta her in game pigeon mini golf
An excel sheet with the word “would” over and over and over and over and ov
Advent Officer from Xcom 2 pointing at some delicious booty
“Come and take it” mock up of a bone instead of a gun or whatever
Great Pyrenees in 0.5 zoom babey
Fucked up looking dog with the text “this dog is fucked up bruh” and a Spotify logo in the corner
My desk with Lego BD-1 watching me
A potentially cursed gray carhartt hat
A series of piss-poor jokes about Oppenheimer
Extinct amphibious creature requesting to play toys with you
Gf’s attempts at the 0.5 pics of the tallneck Lego set
Lego tallneck set in 0.5
A series of dogshit threads
Verified twitter user: “A joke if I may☝️: You know how to cure bipolar? How? … “
Me, sipping a lovely drinky from a straw
Me in a .5 selfie on the shore with my wooden kayak
Me, laying on the ground with a 0.5 zoom
Directions to install “the mechanism”
Troll 2 (1990) received a critic score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes which is insane because it’s my favorite movie and I hate them I hate them I hate them
Would would would would would would would would would would…
“I am having the craziest coffee shit,” I text my friend, following it up with a game pigeon request to play mini-golf