Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife

@raiderking.bsky.social

2032 Followers 6765 Following

pfp: @soapybananaz.bsky.social Fandom Author, LARP Facilitator ned low defense attorney and #1 apologist tags: #ofmd #nedlow #fiddlehands #gentlefiddle #stizzy #edizzy #ofmdfic #ofmd💀🕊️ #📜 #🧸 #izzybat #🔥 18+

Raze is on a blanket in the woods with paper and pen in hand. A Ned Low doll watches. They're on a cliff that overlooks a river.
A whiteboard with a heart that says "ned & stede"
A collage of Ned Low images, with the text, "I love you, and I'm going to hurt you for it."
A committee on ethics disclosure form, showing that the American Israel Education Foundation (a subsidiary of AIPAC) sponsored Jasmine Crockett's trip to Israel.
A solitaire opening with all red cards.
A meme where a man shoots another man and then blames someone else. The victim is labeled as a nurse helping a lady off the ground, the gun is labeled as ICE, and the shooter is labeled as Stephen Miller writing fanfic.
Facebook post from meteorologist Noah Bergren: WEEKEND: I want to make crystal clear it is very likely there will be: 1) A major, in spots rare snowstorm for these areas 2) A big ice storm, locally rising to the point of crippling 3) Razor sharp gradients in the precip. TYPE I want to scream from the rooftops that there is GOING TO BE remarkably extreme cutoffs in impact over very small areas north-south. Trust me. Meaning, XY town gets 12" of snow, and 45 minutes south it's 1" of snow and 4" of sleet, and 30-45 mins. south of that, it's a crippling 1"+ freezing rain ice storm. The thing that is uncertain now is not IF that is all going to happen -- it's going to 100%. It's just where are those 'corridors' going to set up shop. Trends now are pushing the sleet and ice line further north, as well as the all snow zone. Time will tell. There will be zones of all three Friday night through Sunday. What is going to be hard is where the corridors of each setup. The last two runs of the EURO computer model indicate this trickiness. Tuesday afternoon, the EURO had the ice line on Saturday barely into southern TN. Tuesday night, the EURO model shifted the entire system north by a hundred or so miles. Showing you this to hammer home the point that it is not set in stone WHO and WHERE will see what yet. But what I will say clearly, is that where it stays all snow, I see 12"+ of snow happening pretty easily. Where it is all ice, or mostly ice even, 1"+ of freezing rain should happen. XY town in Z county/state for what is not able to be determined yet. [... truncated for character limit ...] I also want to remind everyone on these maps you will see from meteorologists and forecasters, PINK indicates a wintry mix, but WHICH if its sleet or freeing rain makes a MONSTER difference. Several inches of sleet is nasty and a pain, but it is FAR better than all freezing rain.
A Ned Low doll, sitting in Raze's arms and appearing to drink a smoothie.
A Ned Low doll dressed in a cute, slightly formal outfit.
A notification letting the user know that an unknown tracking device was traveling with them.
Raze dressed as a wild elf. He is shirtless with fur over his shoulders, leather guards and a leather belt.
A youtube comment thread screenshot on a video of Jan Levinson from The Office. Comment from @josemaria8177: Jan's therapist is the evilest character in the series Reply from @CandyassGoth: I once thought it'd be fun to imagine it's Hannibal from NBC, but I highly doubt he'd want to watch hers and Michael's 'tapes' and discuss it lol
A young Ned and Richie Low. Ned carries Richie in a basket on his back. Ned's clothes are tattered, and Richie's are somewhat nicer.
Two Ned Low dolls in an ita bag. The Ned on the left has a cute little satchel and the Ned on the right has a little vest.
A Ned Low doll with a Pathfinder kobold at Level Up Games Dawsonville.
A photo at Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area - Allenbrook Unit. Down a crevice near stop 4 on the trails.
two ned low dolls in cute outfits.
Raze's Spotify wrapped, top artists: 1 PARK BYEONG HOON 2 Nine Inch Nails 3 Yoshihisa Hirano 4 Flower Face 5 AKUGETSU
Raze with his voting sticker.
carne asada con arroz
A Ned Low doll and a Growlithe doll. The growlithe has an x like Izzy Hands. The two dolls are leaning against each other, faces touching.
Raze stands next to a tree, dressed as a wild elf and staring out into the swamp.
A Ned Low doll looking through the windows of a shop.
tumblr post by dingdongyouarewrong: the more time you spend in fandom spaces the more you realize a lot of drama in those communities is less based around the fact that people in fandom are inherently combative or dramatic and more around the fact that there are like, two or three people who jump from community to community starting shit wherever they go and are responsible for like 60% of all discourse
Ned Low from Our Flag Means Death. He is a mad scientist, unleashing a swarm of miniature dolls of himself.
Two Ned Low dolls, wearing cute accessories.
Ned Low from Our Flag Means Death.
Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not. Ship It 1. What made you ship it? 2. What are your favorite things about the ship? 3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Don't Ship It 1. Why don't you ship it? 2. What would have made you like it? 3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?
Raze in a pirate/fantasy adjacent costume for Halloween. He has a Ned Low Doll sticking out of his pocket, wearing a Jason Voorhees mask.
A work desk photo, with lots of gay fandom pictures.
Two tumblr posts: user natalieruhsman writes: underrated trope: "i've lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i'm supposed to trust you" user meg-moira writes: This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong. Person 1: "I don't know what it is about you... I just know that I can trust you." Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: "Excuse me, what?" Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.
Raze and a Ned Low doll. Both are in Jason Voorhees costumes.
two ned low dolls. one is wearing a collar.
a ned low doll, standing next to a pile of packed boxes.
A pile of boxes. A black cat pokes out from behind.
Our Flag Means Death fanart. Ned Low is biting Izzy Hands, who is shocked, angry and blushing.
The booty of a Ned Low doll basking in the sun.
A Ned Low doll basking in the sun.
Screenshot of Raze working on a digital shrine to Ned Low.
A Ned Low doll, laying with his booty in the air. He is "caked up," as the kids say.
A Ned Low doll, looming over the taker of the photo. The photo is inside a somewhat messy tent.
A Ned Low doll with no clothing... Except for a collar.
Ned walked out into the night alone. There was something calming about the brisk winds of fall. The chill crept up his arms, and he leaned into the cold, letting it sting at his uncovered skin. Fucking hell, his jacket was still back there. Left on a rack, and Richie wasn't there to bring it home. *"You'll catch cold," Richie had chastised, the smile on his face thin at the corners. Ned could see the smudged concealer, skin underneath glowing dark.* *"I'll be fine," Ned had spat, and at the sight of his still foul mood, Richie placed it on a chair, making himself scarce.* Ned supposed that was what he was doing, here. He couldn't stop at one, after all, and it was Stede that had pushed his way into Ned's life. Carved himself a little space where Richie had once sat, not seeing the danger until he'd taken root. Ned stopped at the riverside, and he could see the bruise already starting to form. It hadn't been Stede; in that way, the man was a perfect match to what his brother had been. *"But then, I couldn't take it after all, could I?"* Richie's voice echoed in Ned's mind, his brother's face staring up at him from the river, and Ned could see the cracks starting to form in Stede, as they had before and would again. Ned could find a way to keep him; to stop him from that cruel exit stage left. The man from tonight had to go, first.
A box full of Ned Low dolls.
A ned low doll leaning against Cainy, Raze's black cat.
A doll of Ned Low surrounded by leaves.
Raze in a leather jacket, leather asymmetrical harness, cloth skirt and leather collar.
raze gets the killer, matching star swallow!!!
comparison of the ao3 results for edizzy using otp:true vs not using it. without it is two steddyhands fics; with it is two edizzy fics.
Raze sending a picture of Dean Cipher from Gen V, with the caption "okay so. first off. would. not even a QUESTION"
a messy table with many ingredients.
Ned Low in a disguise.
Our Flag Means Death fanart. Izzy Hands brings aboard his new boyfriend, Ned Low. Stede Bonnet complains that their bed is too small, but then says Ned is "almost as small as you." Edward Teach fears for Stede's life. Izzy fumes. Ned giggles. Stede ends up on the floor with a stab wound and Edward weeping over him, as Izzy holds a bloody knife and Ned makes heart eyes at him.
an unhinged ned low collage made on a cell phone in five minutes. Features quotes such as, "I love you, and I'm going to hurt you for it," and "I'm sorry, but I only date men my friends are afraid might kill me."
yaz turning on a sprint bot, raze telling everyone it's Saturday and to go touch grass