ralpholi

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Draw Artman is my Hideo Kojima name, but you can call me ralph.

edited screenshot of Marathon (2026) showing all six Faction logos (CyberAcme, Nucaloric, Traxus, MIDA, Arachne, and Sekiguchi Genetics) with almost all of them displaying Pride Month color schemes. MIDA is notably absent from this practice.

Splatoon 3 clip. A reefslider unsuccessfully attempts to blow me up with its explosion and overshoots just far enough away to be sliced by my Splatana Wiper RUS-T. The Aerospray player responsible quits the match.

edit of the original post. modifications have been made. the UI from Half Life: Alyx is overlaid, Alyx's hands and gun are superimposed, and "BIDEN" has been changed to "BREEN."

Tomodachi Life. Red Pikmin. Looking at.... through... you.

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"Complete! DUNE, Frank Herbert."

Recreation of the hardcover copy of DUNE I own in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream.

Full-res image of the Syieve Locklair portrait from my stupid edit.

Disco Elysium dialogue window recreation with this man, Syieve Locklair, illustrated in the box. Text reads: SYIEVE LOCKLAIR: Executive assistant (declined to give age) Your tie. You're wearing it as a belt. It adds a pop of color. It separates the top and the bottom. Sometimes, I want to wear a tie, but don't feel like wearing one around my neck. And it's easier to tie around my waist than to tie around my neck." HORRIFIC NECKTIE: "DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM YOUR NECK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"

Graph with roughly edited values to recombine all of the positively-weighted sentiment into a larger, rosy-colored bar labeled "It looks better than the PlayStation" in dichotomy with the originally presented "It looks worse than the PlayStation." A third, smaller bar represents the contingent of people whose sentiment hinges upon their feelings about '70s interior design.

sketch page. left to right: spamton, susie, kris, ralsei, tenna, king, lancer, and a three of a kind queen.

$it is a sketch of a fractone from Donkey Kong Bananza. it's shaped like the state of Texas. "Textone."$

marina from splatoon giving a sheepish smile while being dragged away by someone.

red and black comic-book style youtube banner for SiivaGunner. The Lighthouse stands in the middle. Grand Dad, Woodman, Nozomi, and,. i think that's the bean... are present.

handmade Mangus Von Grapple from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door sitting atop his circular display stand. the whole thing is about 14 inches tall. a flat Lord Crump is situated inside of a plastic dome fashioned out of a christmas ornament.

agent 8 and pearl-drone chilling out on a ledge. a bunch of fish are swimming by. giant orange juice bottles (?) sit in the background.

Well, there is art of Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3.

2d illustration of marie from the hit series Splatoon. she has her classic idol outfit on. in squid script, "MAR 13" is written at the top left, as well as marie's signature in the bottom left. ralpho's frightful signature haunts the bottom bottom left corner.

crude rendition of the artist whiling away at balatro on the nintendo switch. on his personal computer is a VOD of even more balatro with streamer NorthernLion situated in the bottom right corner.

balatro

if i have to write alt text for pieces i dont even have the strength to finish.... lord... ok, it's Agent 3 chasing after a sort of sea dragon-party lantern creature. this was a concept i had for a splatoon 4 single player.

digital drawing of two dice, a denary D1 and a D20 each with a small duck encased inside.

mawile from hit game pokemon doing a cool pose.

my Games i played. splatoon 3, animal crossing, and paper mario TTYD remake are all on there.... um... not gonna tell you how many hours.... it was a lot.... like too many...

2024 painting of an octoling with croissant hair and a Blue Fox Funface, Custom Painted F-3, and Navy Enperrials is posted up with a Charcoal Decavitator. secret signature in the bottom right reads "ralpho..." what this means is likely lost to history.

inkling girl with pink hair doing a sick-ass sonic-adjacent pose on a white background.

worst splatoon fit possible in miiverse form

colors to the mast (2023)

pikmin 2 waterwraith jr. (2023)

splatoon style study 4 (2023)

splatoon style study 3 (2023)

splatoon style study 2 (2023)

splatoon style study 1 (2023)