Ramblez

@ramblejack.bsky.social

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Nihilistically depressed artist, writer, dream eater, professional drama queen, and Connoisseur of Grim, Gothic, Surreal and Fantastic aesthetics. I also have a Newgrounds but I don't post there anymore. https://sarah-the-dreameater.newgrounds.com/art

Badger fursona. holding a hacket, wearing green sweatpants, and wearing a brown backpack
Image with the MP3 of ONE MORE TIME (CLUB MIX) by Daft Punk selected from a list. A descriptor hover window lists that the song is exactly 8 minutes long
In Voices of the Void, Dr. Kel has captured 2 Grayboars and attached them to the Radio tower using the signature hook tool... there is nothing stopping him from hanging more boars from the tower...
“Okay, I’m bored now,” the gray announced, as he suddenly pushed open the giant doors. When the threshold was ajar, everyone froze. A deafening silence had overtaken the-” Holy shit! Will you get a load of this guy, Kelly,” Ehem… Gordon, please. “That outfit! Jesus, Dude! Did you lose your gimp at Fet-CON? Seriously, you’re making me suffocate with that much leather you got on,” Gordon… please stop. “Oh, and for the record, Darth Vader called. He wants his loud-ass, rebreather back,” Okay… Fine… We’ll do it your way then. “Naw, I’m done. You can continue,” I hate you…
new sload race model replacer
Flint: Deleted from her world, discovered she's half-troll, and has anger issues Victor Ramirez: Deleted his world while trying to save it. Became a Lich Gazlow: Shaggoth clown that was created when an ancient race ascended to godtier Sebastien: read from the Black Book and bound himself to an eldrich god Dr. Killborne: Makes creatures and monsters out of flesh because he doesn't want to do housework Thorngor: left his clan to build robots and machine, and loves guns and explosives Howard Ramirez: murdered a lot of folks, read the Black Book and became a malevolent GOD Alehastur: King of the undead. At war with a fascist dictator Malgoloth: created the Black Book to end the cycle of dreaming up the universe Billy Ramirez: his world literally exploded, but he got saved by a clown god Valery V. Hinrich: got tricked by an ugly boy and his magic puppet, got sent to another world and falls in love with a king Yorgniith: Woke up when the world was ending, and fell in love with a nurse who killed her own stalker
Broken spears and stone clubs littered the ground along with multiple footprints. Amongst the debris, a black leather glove, similar to what Golox wore. Dr. Kel picked up the glove, pinching it between the tips of his fingers, as he nibbled on the tip of his thumb. “Hmmm… based on the evidence from the crime scene, it looks like there was a struggle. According to my deduction reasoning says… you are 35.12% likely to be Kira.” “Wha-WHAT?!” “Whoops! Wrong series! Gordon, I think our alien has been abducted.”
The break room from Voices of the Void has had the tables removed and is now filled with point mining rigs with the caption reading "I'm sure this totally won't turn into a fire hazard."
A screencap of the processing station from Voices of the Void with the resolution turned all the way down and the antialiasing turned off. The image vaguely looks like if you made a GameBoy Advanced (GBA) port of the game
A strange symbol I don't know that describes the tag as “Other relationships” your guess is as good as mine, because there is no other description
The ship was flung somewhere in the deepest reaches of space, but at least Golox was no longer following them. Both Dr. Kel and Gordon Freeman sat there, covered in sweat and panting heavily, shaken, but thankfully still alive. There was a long moment of silence that was only momentarily interrupted when Noodles slid down the back wall and landed on the floor with a flop and a yelp before running off like a scared dachshund. Kel looked over at Gordon, who looked just rattled as him, and said… “... I feckin’ love large women,”
"Lay then the axe to the root, and teach governments humanity. It is their sanguinary punishments which corrupt mankind. Who does not remember the execution of Damien, torn to pieces by horses? Those cruel spectacles destroy tenderness or excite revenge and by the base false idea of governing men by terror, instead of reason, they become precedents."
There was a pregnant pause that was preceded by Dr. Kel murmuring softly, “Uh-oh… Spaghetti-Os…” To which Freeman angrily muttered back, “I fucking hate you…”
Dr. Kel takes a bag of shredded cheese and dumps it onto a plate, microwaves it, then proceeds to eat it like a goblin