randog

@randog.bsky.social

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swampland expat and current cityboi

Andy Samberg making a stupid face that looks surprisingly like that statue of racist, fascist piece of shit Charlie Kirk
CPD sign for upcoming Pride parade: POLICE CAUTION POLICE DRONES MAY BE USED AT UPCOMING EVENT FOR THE PURPOSE OF REALTIME MONITORING OF PARTICIPANT SAFETY Pursuant to 725 ILCS 167/15 (10)
The Wonka Experience meme image. It’s pathetic.
Idrlabs Evangelion stupid test thing results
A picture of one of those Coco delivery robots with a Minions movie co-branding wrap so that it looks like a minion. The onboard cameras are covered with stickers and there’s a sticker on top that says “sidewalks are for people not delivery robots”. This was on Broadway in Chicago, I do not recall where specifically. Fuck these things, just pay people.
It’s the “Is Fortnite Actually Overrated” meme with three preteen white kids on a couch
The Fallout “everyone disliked that” meme, but it says “everyone liked that” instead
Noah Berlatsky blocking me for responding to his awful post saying movies are bad art or whatever by calling his opinion “headass”. I was being polite.
Michael Rapaport on the tv show Traitors eating food from a plate by placing the more than just the lip of the plate inside his mouth and holding his fork like a caveman and shoveling the food into his mouth. If a child ate like this, you’d be upset. That an adult does it is worrying. That an adult with a zillion cameras and lights around him does is a sign that his brain is bad and he’s every stereotype of a Barstool sports guy. A disgusting human being.
Meme template with no words. 3 parts vertically aligned. Top panel: A single crude stick figure on the left, a cluster of stick figures in a circle talking on the right. Middle panel: one of the huddle on the right enlarged making an enormous thumbs up gesture to the figure on the left. Bottom panel: a repeat of the first panel. The intent is to suggest the person on the left has something negative and no one on the right - a group of people - seems to care.
The title card for Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal in its third season. The protagonist, Spear, is apparently now a zombie. The normal color scheme is changed to be neon green in the title text as well as his eyes. His mouth is agape and he looks very confused. He looks like the president but smarter.
An animated gif. A yellow triangular sign in the style of warning signs subtitled “Tumbling Down”. In the sign is a relatively simple line drawing of an Evangelion tumbling down some stairs on an infinite loop. This is reference to the chorus of the song “Komm, Susser Tod” (come sweet death) from Evangelion.
Hannibal Buress (who sucks) “Why are you booing me? I’m right.” meme image.
An image from the video game Asura’s Wrath where a god that is many times larger than the earth is trying to poke Asura with his finger. In frame in the lower left is a portion of Earth’s surface as viewed from space. In the upper right is a finger and thumb in a poke gesture that are the size of small planets themselves. The point is would push the button like this.
Albania’s brand gummy bears in the new seasonal “Jolly Gingerbread” flavor. The package is already opened because I’m a monster.
An image of the iOS icon for Local by Toast
BlueSky post from the official Department of Defense account (department of war for some reason) saying “to all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: if you keep trafficking deadly drugs - we will kill you” Aaron is being a giant incompetent hypocrite here, somewhat obviously
Saul Goodman’s office from Breaking Bad. Looks like gold tinted shit. Much like what Trump had done to the Oval Office. Tacky as hell.
HitchBot lying in a ditch in Philly after Philly residents did what needing doing
... When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don't realize the horrors that take place far away. They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor. What happened to the nice man who was brutally murdered while walking his dog will happen to all of England if the tide of illegal immigration is not turned. It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die.
The Tactician from Ball X Pit
Screenshot of a PSN profile showing that the user achieved a platinum trophy in the game Ball X Pit
Classic painting of Ned Ludd doing the “what the fuck is this shit” pose
Dave Portnoy: With Kimmel getting canned I'm seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don't like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that's not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions
A sixer of Tab soda cans. Pink can with white lettering. Cursed shit.
Timmy from the Whitest Kids U Know sketch “Hotdogs” wherein Timmy goes to the doctor and is forced to confess to eating and abhorrent number of hotdogs
The Apollo gift of prophecy dodgeball meme template not annotated but Getty watermarked because fuck em
Screenshot from The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind (great game) that reads “You are over-encumbered”
Brian from the Brian’s Hat sketch from I Think You Should Leave. It’s a fedora with a flap. Which is some bullshit Curtis Yarvin would absolutely wear, if he hasn’t already.
The tuxedo mask meme. First frame: tuxedo mask subtitled “my job here is done”. Second frame: Sailor Moon subtitled “but you didn’t do anything”. Third frame: tuxedo mask whipping his cape around subtitled “until next time”
A screenshot of the game Quartiles on Apple News+. There are two tiles displayed: “pad” and “me”, in that order. They are colored red, indicating the game doesn’t consider the pairing to be a valid word.
A still image from the #packwatch meme video. Because Cuomo needs to rest in piss bozo.
A screenshot of clearsky.app showing the jd-vance-1.bsky.social account - which is confirmed to actually be JD Vance - having 35,010 direct blocks inside of 6 hours since account registration. What a putz.
“This fucking sucks actually / literal coolest thing ever” meme image
The “worst person you know just made a good point” meme image of a balding white man staring directly at the camera
An image of a vertically stacked set of books on a freestanding bookshelf. There are various window and door frames around, a cat scratcher, a vacuum robot, and other random house detritus. On the bookshelf is the complete series of Berserk Omnibus editions, minus volume 9 because it was currently being read, replaced by a soft plush toy of a sushi guy that is also a zombie. Other books are present.
4chan meme post with an image of a chibi cat girl sitting at a table with a spilled glass, with the text “I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP” the post is relevant because the poster was on some zionist bullshit and everyone told him to fuck off, at which he kept whining to the mods and saying “reported!” for things that were clearly not TOS violations TLDR: he’s a whiny little baby
Wacko from Animaniacs looking distraught at a cellphone. Possibly hungover, but definitely depressed.
Robin Williams from the movie One Hour Photo. In this scene he’s holding, somehow, a Neon Genesis Evangelion action figure in box.
E. B. Farnum from Deadwood, stupid hat, tie, and busted jacket included. The joke is that this is obviously Trump.
Yacko. Or wacko? One of the Animaniacs looking distraught at a phone with a cup of coffee slightly in frame. They might be hungover. Regardless, whatever they’re seeing is dogshit.
Famous Twitter post from @NotABigJerk “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.”
Meme image: Tanjiro Kamado from Demon Slayer staring at his cell phone and grimacing
Thanks from Squid Game season 2
Football video game showing an offensive pass pattern labelled "Clown Post"
The Ba Sing Se meme from Avatar The Last Airbender with the text “Everyone is paid sufficiently and fairly in Ba Sing Se” at the bottom text in impact meme font
Article snippet from CWBChicago.com indicating the “CWB” means “Crime in Wrigleyville plus Boystown” and other racist bullshit
Image of a very tight close up of Christian Bale from American Psycho with the subtitle text “The tasteful thickness of it”
Graphic from Boston Dynamics indicating how to remove the battery pack from their robot cop dog nightmare. You just pull down where a dog’s chest would be.
A screen cap of this user being flagged as a transphobe
Agent Smith from The Matrix in a room with cabinets behind him, two hanging open. He’s smiling open-mouthed like a goddamn lunatic. This image is used frequently in memes.
An image of the Dark Souls enemy character Phalanx from the Painted World of Ariaimis
Apple News card from The Atlantic. Headline reads “Where did evangelicals go wrong?”
Mark Cernovich post on Twitter. “Men would go under lifetime sedation with a feeding tube, poop vacuum, Apple Google with vr porn and attached masturbation machine. That’s the debased nature of modern man. On the bright side, if that’s not you, then consider yourself blessed to have no competition.”
Cover of New York magazine. How’s a rich kid supposed to get into college these days?
A scene from Breaking Bad. The Moncada brothers are sitting on a bed with their skull boots on
The same text from the original post, just flipped upside down