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People are more important than ideas. atheism is normal. Racism and bigotry are stupid. Feminism and equality are necessary. Abortion is life-saving healthcare. Freedom for everyone! YouTube: https://youtube.randolf.ca/ Web site: https://www.randolf.ca/

TheNotSoHushPuppy on Twitter writes: "There's no such thing as 'pregnant people.'" Randolf Richardson responds: "That's the opposite of reality!" with a picture of Finn and Jake (from the television series, Adventure Time) riding on the back of a dolphin swimming along the surface of the ocean.
"Axe the Facts!" says Pierre Poilievre, the far-right extremist Christian leader of the Canadian Conservative Party (CCP), whilst wearing a suit with a blue wide-striped tie, standing up in the House of Commons and holding a rusty old axe from the Canadian fur trade era. Also, the Christian flag is positioned in the top-right corner of this picture.
"Why do I need to get a vaccine?" information pamphlet: 1. prevents serious illness 2. works with your immune system 3. Protects those around you
Karma H. (anti-abortion/forced-birther/anti-choice death cult member): "'Pregnant people.' Give me strength. What does a person need to get pregnant, oh great one?" Randolf Richardson (pro-choice advocate): "Strength. For a person to get pregnant, one of the things they need is, at least, a basic modicum of strength."
Donald Trump's neck skin is folding under his tight collar and blue tie.
Fun fact: If you were conceived on Easter, you participated in the ultimate Easter Egg hunt.
This is a parody of Dos Equis' "the most interesting man in the world" television advertising campaigns, featuring the man's face changed to Pete Hegseth's face, and the following text added to the graphics: "Pete Hegseth ... is The Most Interesting Leak in The World. (Bomb Yemen, my friends.)" -- Dos Signal
Two ex-Presidential paintings of Donald Trump, side-by-side, with some modifications on the second one that show him in his natural angry form, yelling, and wearing a lapel pin of the Russian flag. The caption "Can you spot the differences?" is presented using a popular Nazi font.
Kim Jong Un is standing in a pit of colourful plastic balls, and motioning (with his hand) for Donald Trump to enter with him (Donald Trump has one foot up on the low-profile barrier that keeps the balls from rolling away). In the background there's a light blue coloured building with a row of 5 short windows.
Picture of Saruman (form modern The Lord Of The Rings movies), a Sheikh from Saudi Arabia, and Donald Trump surrounding an orb. Both the Sheikh and Trump have their hands placed onto the orb, which is emitting light. There are many people standing around behind them, but it's difficult to see them because the bleachers aren't illuminated.
"The greatest glory of being alive is not found in categorically rejecting that which is unknown or mysterious, nor by conforming to the arbitrary expectations and unrealistic-or-outdated standards of others, nor by trying to measure up to the ideas of some vague universal purpose; but rather, what matters is the quality in amassing more life experience and higher life satisfaction by freely living your own life, and adapting as you deem appropriate, in your own self-determined ways." -- Randolf Richardson (February 18, 2025)
Evidence the J.D. Vance wrote about engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch (partial picture).
A picture of Donald Trump lying down on a stage floor, looking exhausted and fallen into a slumber. The captions read: Line 1: "Breaking news / Now 88NEWS" Line 2: "Donald Trump died this morning from a heart attack"
Picture of an intensely-focused troop on an active battlefield. The wording next to this picture of him reads: "Tuberville smeared our military as people 'doing poems on aircraft carriers.' "Ted Cruz smeared our troops as woke & emasculated. "Tucker Carlson attacks our Army as feminine & weak, praising Russia's. "[Donald] Trump defamed them as suckers & losers. "GOP doesn't give a damn about our troops." Credited to @LindyLi.
Game of Thrones fans involved in political protests against Donald Trump. Four pictures, some with people dressed in Game of Thrones character costumes, all holding the following signs: 1. Cersei would be better 2. At least the Lannisters paid their debts 3. Shame on Trump! 4. Brace yourselves: Women are coming
J.D. Vance just exited his black pick-up truck (driver-side), on a road in what appears to be a rural area, and is yelling at a sofa hanging precariously from a tree (there's a police SUV in the distance, on the same road). J.D. Vance, holding the title of "forced-birther," is yelling "Sofia! Get down from there, now! You can't have an abortion! Our off-spring has rights!" #puns (off-spring refers to couch springs) The final caption reads: "J.D. Vance. Family man. Saving potential sofas and couches from extinction. Vote!"
Donald Trump wearing clown make-up that resembles Ronald McDonald. It looks like he's talking, and the captions read: "The radical left Democrats, who totally control [Joe] Biden, will destroy our country as we know it" ... "says clown Trump after destroying our country as we know it."
"MAGAnuts: They're crazy enough to vote for Donald Trump ...and with their herd mentality you'd better watch it, because they might just get him re-elected!"
Donald Trump's first visit to North Korea, and Kim Jong Un showing him the Ikea-inspired plastic ball pit, inviting Trump to jump in and have some fun!
A black butterfly with three white stripes and a reddish-orange body, sitting among some thin leaves on a tree in the forest. Image source (Pixabay): https://pixabay.com/photos/butterfly-standing-plant-green-3864619/
Vladimir Putin (from a black-and-white photograph) smile, with one thumb up in an approving manner. The caption reads "Buy American! I did. Donald Trump is the best purchase I ever made." At the bottom-left corner is a hand-shaped logo (with a Registered Trademark insignia next to it) featuring a blue palm and thumb, and red fingers. Below it reads the words "made in USA."
Elon Musk, using the seductive powers of his chiseled chest, introduces "Torso" (as a new alternative to Tesla). Satire.
Female lion chasing male lion and biting his testicles. The expression on the male lion's face is one of great sadness. The caption is as follows: "Me: Dude you used to be the King. Don't let her control you." "My friend: [both pictures]"
Sister Mary Stigmata from the first Blues Brothers movie.
Abbey Road, in rainbow colours, featuring 8 Catholic Priests crossing the road on a rainbow-coloured sidewalk.
Marjorie Taylor Greene standing in front of Donald Trump, and accidentally smacking him in the face with her hand that looks more like a paw of a small polar bear -- the blonde colour of her furry paw matches the blonde colour of her hair.
Macaroni and Cheeze pizza with wieners, but it's not really pizza because it's something else. This is so awful that someone added a caption that reads "I'm calling the f***ing cops."
Partial image of Priest in a dark place with his hand over his chest like he's feeling astonished about something; his face above his chin is not visible. The caption reads as follows: "God" is the name given to the cold dead silence that answers the prayer of the child being molested by a priest.
Picture of Donald Trump speaking in public into a microphone, with a giant flag of the USA behind him. A quote on a red background next to a picture of Randolf Richardson covers the lower third of this quote-meme: "Donald Trump fancies himself a pre-Magna-Carta King, and the fact that he wants people sent to jail for criticizing views he agrees with should be a vast red flag to anyone who values freedom of expression because voting for him equates to voting for the elimination of liberties." -- Randolf Richardson (September 30, 2024)
Rachel Chen's profile card on Bluesky. Heading reads "Hey quick question, are you f***ing kidding me?" Autiobiography reads "Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best to keep a positive attitude? Also no."
Picture of an ocean being filled up from a can of Fanta orange soda, and a boat in the water with an astonished-looking captain who's asking: "Is this real life, or is this just a Fanta Sea?" ;) #puns (fantasy)
Picture of the Titanic cruise ship operating normally before colliding with an iceberg. Caption: "If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic." List of excuses... 1. There is no iceberg 2. We won't hit an iceberg 3. I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else knew 4. No one knows icebergs better than I do 5. The penguins brought the iceberg here 6. No one could have predicted the iceberg 7. We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship 8. The crew is spreading fake news about icebergs 9. some of you have to drown 10. I am the best captain, ask anyone
Mike Pence admiring Donald Trump as he recklessly swings a baseball bat in the Oval Office at the White House. Molly Jong-Fast wrote the following text to accompany the picture, and it's brilliant: "He could not take his eyes off that implanted wig, it looked so incredibly real and true. And the bat, the bat looked so perfect in his tiny little orange hands. Never in his life did Mike think he could be so inspired by someone who had sinned so much."
Pope: "Henry, you can't just go divorcing all these wom-" (women...) King Henry VIII: Activates the in-game menu and selects the third option: 1. Resume game 2. Restart match 3. Change team 4. Find online match 5. Options 6. Leave match
The vacuum cleaner named "Noonoo" from the Teletubbies TV show for children, looking surprised.
Picture of a guy with big muscles walking with his hyena (on a leash) down the street. Meme caption reads "Real men ... have pet hyenas."
A cartoon a M. Rosner; 4 panels... 1: A person sitting on the floor, arms around their knees, muttering "I hate myself" 2: Someone approaches, smiling... 3: That someone introduces the first person to Twitter 4: That first person is happier now, and utters "Wow, I hate everyone else so much more!"
Mitch McConnell looking serious while making the shape of a zero ("0") with his right hand. The caption reads "I have zero integrity !!!!"
Supreme Court Justices, 6 of whom are dressed in red Handmaid's Tale outfits - the males wearing red MAGA hats and a female wearing a white bonnet - and the remaining three wearing proper Supreme Court Judge attire. The caption reads "Supremely f***ed up."
Meme featuring The Handmaid's Tale (the TV series in 2017), where four handmaids are sitting next to a wall discussing their grocery shopping (or so it seems). The caption reads "I know, I know, but I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."
Donald Trump walking amidst the remains of an almost-completely-destroyed America, with sun dimmed behind him by dark smog rising from the ruins he caused. The caption of Donald Trump's words reads: "My work here is almost done."
Red octagon (standard "STOP" sign used to regulate traffic), which reads "STOP Poilievre."
"B CUp "BC United party "Forcing sex back into politics, one bra at a time."
Dogecoin to the moon!
Lauren Bobert, in front of the US Capitol, with an odd expression on her face like she's either yelling, or got some food stuck in her cheek, or that she's ready to receive a ping pong ball.
Pictured: Sarah Palin speaking angrily into a microphone at a podium... "There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women." -- Sarah Palin (October 4, 2008)
Cat getting a bath, and doesn't seem to be enjoying it.
A cat appears to be hovering in the air, but is really just on top of a large sheet of glass that's not visible to the camera (perhaps due to the angle at which the picture was taken). There are a few plants around in vases and pots, and woman behind one of the plants with a somewhat surprised look on her face as she appears to be looking directly at the cat.
A decrepit wall littered with graffiti includes a nice drawing of a spooky-looking black cat in a normal sitting posture. (There are some trees in the background with another building behind them.) Next to the wall, a actual black cat is sitting in the grass in the same sitting posture. The caption reads "his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals."
Donald Trump, having an angry temper tantrum on stage, banging his tiny little fists on the podium in front of him. The caption reads "stop laughing at me!"
An overflowing jar of nuts on a cutting board are being approached by 8 GOP elephants, and there's a red MAGA cap at the bottom right. The caption reads as follows: "MAGAnuts "They're crazy enough to vote for Donald Trump "...and with their mentality you'd better witch it, because they might just get him re-elected!" The fine print along the bottom of this meme reads: "Some elephants have been harmed and killed by Eric and Don Jr. during their trophy hunts!"
Elon Musk being blown away in an extremely strong wind, as indicated by him flying through the air past trees in the background that are starting to bend in the strong winds.
White long-haired cat sitting on a chair, peeking through back of chair that has a hole (for carrying) that is blocking the view of the rest of the cat's head. The caption reads "ninja mode engaged" because the back of the chair creates the appearance of the cat's face resembling that of a ninja.
A paper model of boat at sea, carved out of the paged of a book. The paper boat is riding on the choppy waves of paper that is also made from the open book it's all sitting on. The words added to this photograph are as follows: "Reading great literature is always a win for the reader." -- Misha "The Historical Oracle" Griffith, Ph.D. (August 2, 2019) Paper book sculpture by Jodi Harvey. Meme arranged by Randolf Richardson
Cat, looking unhappy, wearing a plastic recovery cone... Lady: "Who is the world's cutest lamp?" Cat: "Who is the world's loneliest alcoholic?" Lady: "Wow." Cat: "Yeah, f***ing hurts, doesn't it?"
A dark-grey cat basking in beams of sunlight on a beautiful day, covering half of a book. I added the following caption below the picture: "If video games have taught me anything, this cat has a magical teleport that can take me to a secret level in the clouds." -- Meyer Widmer (photograph) -- Randolf Richardson (caption; February 25, 2023)