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KAIJU ALIGNMENT CHART -Origin Purist: "Kaiju must be japanese monsters"; -Origin Neutral: "Kaiju don't need to be Japanese, just monsters and a threat to society"; -Origin Rebel: "Kaiju don't need to be monsters or a threat"; -Scale Purist: "Kaiju must be at least 40m tall"; -Scale Neutral: Kaiju must simply be larger than a regular animal"; -Scale Rebel: "Kaiju must simply be larger in scale than what they are interacting with"; Origin Purist + Scale Purist: Godzilla is a kaiju; Origin Neutral + Scale Purist: Clover (Cloverfield) is a kaiju; Origin Rebel + Scale Purist: Te Fiti (Moana) is a kaiju; Origin Purist + Scale Neutral: Giga Bowser (Super Smash Bros. Melee) is a Kaiju; Origin Neutral + Scale Neutral: King Kong is a Kaiju; Origin Rebel + Scale Neutral: Clifford is a Kaiju; Origin Purist + Scale Rebel: The humans from Twilight of the Cockroaches are Kaiju Origin Neutral + Scale Rebel: Sid (Toy Story) is a Kaiju Origin Rebel + Scale Rebel: Vanessa Bloome is a Kaiju
The Monsterfucker Alignment Chart: -Monster Purist: "The monster must be a classic horror movie monster, a societal outsider, and look distinctly non human"; -Monster Neutral: "The monster must be a non-human, societal outsider character, with some elements of fantasy, sci-fi, or horror"; -Monster Radical: "The monster can be any character that's weird, inhuman, or evil"; -Fucker Purist: "You must have sex with the monster in canon"; -Fucker Neutral: "The monster is your canon love interest, even if sex doesn't happen in canon"; -Fucker Radical: "You can have any kind of connection to the monster, including a platonic one"; Monster Purist + Fucker Purist: "Elisa Esposito is a monsterfucker"; Monster Purist + Fucker Neutral: "Belle is a monsterfucker"; Monster Purist + Fucker Radical: "Ann Darrow is a monsterfucker"; Monster Neutral + Fucker Purist: "The Winchesters are monsterfuckers"; Monster Neutral + Fucker Neutral: "Roxanne Ritchie is a monsterfucker";