Randy Sutton 🦙🍸

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🏳️‍🌈he etc. — survivor of the socratic method — maggie’s pai 🇺🇸➡️🇨🇦 📍east van bc canada

guy shocked at the event in front of a birthday cake and holding a card that says 65. (little dog in the background looks shocked too)
othello tunnels coquihalla canyon provincial park
photo of hong kong hi rise with an ac unit outside every apartment.
stereotypical english village
snow-flecked ridge thru two lower evergreen covered hills
two small dogs on high alert
‘67 Triumph 2000 sedan at a campsite with a 6-person tent.
a crocheted rainbow jellyfish (cause of course), an old-school pride flag sticker, a “honk if you’re chonky” sticker(in the shape of a super chonky baby seal), and a heart-shaped “you are so weird” sticker.
picture showing two lanes of traffic on each direction at tunnel entrance, captioned by cbc: The George Massey Tunnel during rush hour in Richmond, B.C., on April 25, 2019. The stretch, which is an infamous bottleneck in the region, is set to be replaced in a project that is now being retendered. (Ben Nelms/CBC)
small dog holding a stuffed american/canadian football.
dark sky large tree overhead apartment lights in background
Guardian Us news Manhole mystery grips New York -just what are city's 'mole people' up to? Video of figures clambering in and out of manholes sparks intrigue - and comparisons to crime-fighting turtles Williamsburg365 W3653 • People emerge from a manhole in New York. Photograph: Williamsburg365. Adam Gabbatt in New York 08:00 EDT Sunday, 07 June 2026 t started in early May. Under cover of darkness, three people pried open a manhole cover in Queens, New York, and clambered down into the sewer.
two side by side headlines: “From unfilled gas tanks to fewer frills, retailers see US consumers rethink their spending” “NASA to wear Prada as luxury group pushes into space industry”
two little dogs in a dog bed
two crows in a birdbath
bike with brand name “kil de moes”
dildo (n.) "artificial penis used for female gratification," 1590s, a word of unknown origin. Traditional guesses include a corruption of Italian deletto "delight" (from Latin dilectio, noun of action from diligere "to esteem highly, to love;" see diligence) or a corruption of English diddle. None of these seems very convincing (Florio's dictionary glosses many words with dildo, but diletto is not one of them.) Century Dictionary perhaps gets closer to the mark: A term of obscure cant or slang origin, used in old ballads and plays as a mere refrain or nonsense-word; also used, from its vagueness, as a substitute for various obscene terms and in various obscene meanings. [1895] The earliest use of the word in this sense, and probably the start of its popularity, seems to be via Nashe: "Curse Eunuke dilldo, senceless counterfet" ["Choise of Valentines or the Merie Ballad of Nash his Dildo," T. Nashe, c. 1593] Other early forms include dildoides (1675), dildidoes (1607). Middle English had dillidoun (n.) "a darling, a pet" (mid-15c.), from Old Norse dilla "to lull" (hence dillindo "lullaby"). That sense probably survived into Elizabethan times, if it is the word in Jonson's "Cynthia's Revels": Chorus: Good Mercury defend vs. Phan.: From perfum'd Dogs, Monkeys, Sparrowes, Dildos, and Parachitos. And dildin seems to be a term for "sweetheart" in a 1675 play: Mir.: Here comes a lusty Wooer, my dildin, my darling. Here comes a lusty Wooer Lady bright and shining. The thing itself is older. A classical Latin word for one was fascinum (see fascinate). In later English sometimes a French word, godemiché, was used (1879). Also used in 18c. of things that resemble dildoes, e.g. dildo pear (1756), dildo cactus (1792). Shakespeare plays on the double sense, sexual toy and ballad refrain, in "A Winter's Tale." SERVANT: He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings, 'jump her and thump her;' and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would, as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into the matter, he makes the maid to answer 'Whoop, do me no harm, good man;' puts him off, slights him, with 'Whoop, do me no harm, good man.'
picture of tom’s wild lavender deodorant
poodle (xtra small) sitting on the back of a patio sofa. there is a pot of purple flowers on the table next to her. the sun is filtered through tall elm trees in the background
screen shot Washington post Opinion The court-packing comeback Kamala Harris wants to destroy the one branch of government that is working as it should. May 16 at 5:21 PM 2026|
THE CANADIAN PRESS Black bear found wandering urban Vancouver is tranquilized and released The Canadian Press May 15, 2026 VANCOUVER POLICE Police in Vancouver say a black bear was tranquilized, "slept it off, and was released without charges" after it was seen wandering around the city at night. They say in a post to social media that officers responded to reports about the bears wandering around Commercial Drive and Grandview Highway last Tuesday, and tracked it down around 1 am. The nost on Thursday included a photo of an uncanscious bear as well as a viden shot from inside al patrol car showing the animal trotting down a city sidewalk, then jumping over a small step beside a building. Police say the Emergency Response Team helped when the bear appeared to be getting close to people, and tne вс conservation Wincer service was called in to tranquilize the animal, The post says no one was injured and the bear was released in North Vancouver. While black bears are frequent visitors to Metro Vancouver's outer municipalities, they are much rarer in the City of Vancouver itself. This report by The Canadian Press was first published May 15. 2026.
blue sky green and red trees and flowers in bloom. sun peeking thru the trees. my foot on the patio couch enjoying.
cosmopolitan cocktail in a martini glass bearing a hammer and sickle
two small digs lying on a patio sofa in the sun. they look a little exhausted
a lemon made to look like winnie ther pooh on a bar with a cool deco lamp behind it.
two lil pups lying in the sun
closeup of op pic showing florida plate on car
6th & Oak street sign after being run over by a vehicle.
cup of espresso with a dash of cream and two lumps.
cartoon with four panels. first two a man is waking up with a smile. in panel 3 he jumps up and says, “today’s my birthday!” panel 4 is death moving a marker on an abacus.
heavily panting little dog laying in the grass with an orange ball. the pup is partially shaded by the shadows of the cameraman and some still-leafless trees.
two small dogs in the grass with their accessories, placid lake in the background.
Screenshot of Lime’s Vancouver (BC) usage rules: • Riders must start or end their trip at a designated parking station
screen shot of CBC article. “With millions of dollars from the U.S. Department of War, Vacuumschmelze built a new processing facility in Sumter, S.C., where rare earth elements are used to make magnets for F-35 fighters, drones and other weapons for the U.S. arsenal.” (I circled the words “department of war”)