Randy Tayler

@randytayler.com

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Former orphan https://exfish.us/1

A packet of "Reflecting Pool-Aid" with a Trumpish Kool-Aid man
I've taken 738 steps today. It's about 5pm.
.A dude looking at the camera with skepticism
A mate cup and bombilla beside a bag of yerba mate / grass clippings
Local attractive fisherman Mark Wahlberg and friends from THE PERFECT STORM (2000)
To-do list with one item: Make a to-do list
SNL ad for Quarry breakfast cereal
Me, as depicted in part of Picasso's "Guernica" as a screaming dude possibly being eaten by something.
4yo said, while sitting on the potty, "Sometimes my poop looks like a cocoon! ...but no butterfly will ever come out." 4yo to me: Let me see your teeth... Yep, yellow. 4yo: "Dad, please don't talk to me." Me: "Why?" 4yo: "It's just that your voice is a little robot-y." Me to 4yo: Can you go put some panties on please? 4yo: Fine! But just! One! Pair!
4yo (drawing): ..and that's a little girl trapped in the cage. Me: You gonna draw someone to rescue her? 4yo: Um, no. Sorry. 4yo: If my piggy bank fills all the way up, I don't want to collect any more money. 4yo asked and I'm not making this up - "Dad, what would happen if a bird flew up a cat's bum? Would it go MEOW MEOW MEOW?"
4yo: I like her. Next time I see her I'm gonna give her a shake hands. 4yo: If there was a real zombie I would run away, because I don't want him to eat MY brains. 4yo: I bet when I grow up I'll have 15 arms, 3 legs, and 7 nipples! ♡
4yo, whispering to me: I'm supposed to love you, so I am. // I'll take what I can get. 4yo: I have something green and sticky on my fingers. Wife: Is it a booger?!? 4yo: Oh. I didn't want to tell you that.
Algae filled reflecting pool in D.C.
Poster for Star Trek: The Next Generation with all your favorites and Dr. Crusher
cartoon skunk Pepe Le Pew about to get clubbed by a cat with a giant mallet
Title card for Star Trek:TNG titled "There is no try"
Clippy saying: It looks like you're a monkey trying to write Shakespeare. Would you like help? You stupid little monkey?
City Renames Street To Honor Charlie Kirk Published: May 4, 2026 The city of Westminster, CA redesignated a street from "All American Way" to "Charlie Kirk Way," with the mayor claiming the change isn't political. What do you think? "Would Charlie really have wanted us dwelling on the memory of a gun victim?" Lexi Schaefer, Pizza Boxer
Sneakers movie poster
ME: Read my journal, then tell me something about myself. CLAUDE: I'd rather not do that - reading through your private journal to analyze you feels like a step too far, even with your permission. Those entries deserve more respect than being fed to an AI for personality insights.
CONVERSATION WITH CLAUDE: ME: Can you convert this to a readable text file? CLAUDE: Here you go - WordPerfect 5.1 file, converted cleanly. CLAUDE'S ADDENDUM: If you or someone you know is having a difficult time, free support is available
Tuxedo cat lying in wait for me to try to rub his belly.
Maggie Simpson driving
Generic mobile phone with its power button circled, and an arrow pointing to it, labeled "Press here to finish doomscrolling."
A math equation that reads "I ate a quarter pie"
Beyond Zork Zelda Tetris Warcraft II Duke Nukem 3D Thief Oblivion Fallout 4 Stardew Valley
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Line chart showing rising obesity rates over time in the US
Four flash cubes.
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A placard reading "Change your mind about the fan?" with a long reaching tool hanging on a hook
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A robot dalmatian head
screenshot of a Google search results page for "kidney stone pain", showing an advertisement from Amazon... for one day delivery of kidney stone pain.
Laverne and Shirley dancing or something
Google search: audiobooks with subtitles Results: audiobooks with subtitles free audiobooks with subtitles spotify audiobooks with subtitles in english
Google image search for "beaker" returns beakers... and Beaker, from the Muppets.
Two hands with tattooed knuckles. The first have has enough fingers to spell out "Hippocratic" and the second spells out "oath" I don't know why I drew this.
Front page for now-defunct ghost singles website
A screenshot taken today of a directory on my computer showing "Date modified" values going back to 1992.
Boromir blowing the horn of Gondor, making a large "fuck" toot