Ranryu

@ranryu.bsky.social

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I'll write a better one of these later, if I remember. In the meantime: I'm a Knicks fan, an FFXIV casual, and a HoloLive dabbler. He/they

George W. Bush being informed about 9/11 image
Diagram of a chess board, with the white pieces at the top and the black pieces on the bottom. All pieces are in their starting positions except for the white king's pawn, which is at e4, and the black king's pawn, which is at e6. There is a yellow arrow indicating movement that is extending from the black pawn's starting square into the square it is currently occupying
An MS Painting of Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekick, Tails, looking very stressed out. It is from the fan web-comic "Tails Gets Trolled"
An illustration of a roided-out Luigi, Super Mario's brother, with "fuck me" eyes looking over his shoulder at the viewer. Superimposed over his massive back (with visible thong straps) is the phrase "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth," which is a quote from Samuel Beckett's play, "Waiting for Godot"
Poster for the 1996 movie "Kazaam," starring Shaquille O'Neal
A photo of Jalen Brunson, smiling, with pixel sunglasses pasted over his eyes
A red background the color of ketchup. On the left is the phrase "I'd hit it," written at a slant in white, all capital letters. On the right is a picture of a double cheeseburger with pickles. It's cropped from the infamous McDonald's advertisement for their dollar menu
A red background the color of ketchup. On the left is the phrase "I'd hit it," written at a slant in white, all capital letters. On the right is a picture of a double cheeseburger with pickles. It's cropped from the infamous McDonald's advertisement for their dollar menu
A movie poster. A man named Jack has got her Jumpin' and the world may never be the same! Whoopi Goldberg. Jumpin' Jack Flash. An adventure in comedy
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Blue sky educational series"
An illustration: on one side, a screaming red face wearing a Knicks hat above the text "give me harder battles." On the other side, an illustration of Jesus, looking concerned, above the text "what the fuck."
Tip-off of the NBA Cup championship game between the Knicks and Spurs, the two teams who will be meeting in the proper Finals
The face of Wakka from Final Fantasy 10 photoshopped onto an illustration of a Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, holding a blitzball with a bunch of sports trophies behind him
Jalen Brunson doing his three point celebration, which looks suspiciously like the shocker
Shams Charania post from the ESPN app. "New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable on his return, sources tell ESPN."
Kevin Hart dressed as a warlock, standing in a spell casting pose
Taylor Swift in a Knicks jersey holding a basketball while on the floor at Madison Square Garden, standing between Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e Stoudemire
Taylor Swift in a Knicks jersey, number 13, standing between Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e Stoudemire with a basketball under her arm. They're standing on the floor of Madison Square Garden
Logo for the New York City based radio station, "1010 WINS All News. All the Time"
Stylized text: Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion, the thrilling Storm Blood expansion, and player favorited Shadow Bringers expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime. Attribution: @HatashHyrunashi F. F. 14 Fan fest 2026
A photo of a Japanese landscape with the ghost of Shinzo Abe looming over the horizon. At the top are the words "have sex," and in the bottom right corner is the phrase "see you space cowboy..."
Picture of Cleveland Cavaliers center Jarrett Allen with the quote, "the lights were brighter than expected ."
A basketball player in a Milwaukee Bucks uniform from the early 2000s. The shorts extend four to six inches past his knees, to signal that he wasn't gay
Tumblr post from classically-lit-memes4u: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods"
The "tonight's episode: the writer's barely-disguised fetish" meme, with the "barely-disguised" crossed out so that it just says "the writer's fetish"
Screenshot of the "I like pancakes." "So you hate waffles?" tweet
A lone horse on a beach, staring out over the water. The word "MAN" is superimposed over the top of the image
The picture from the famous ClickHole article, "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
Zoom-in of Kash Patel doing that thing with his eyes, but this time he has a cigar in his mouth and he's in Cuba
The Lying Cat from Saga, saying "lying"
A still, from the fan game "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden", of Charles Barkley talking to a character called Cyber Dwarf, who is a cyborg with basketball material for skin
Fox News dot com headline: "Elizabeth Warren endorses Nazi-tattooed Graham Platner in high-stakes Maine Senate primary." And for once, Fox isn't making any of it up. She did endorse Nazi-tattooed Graham Platner
Lying Cat, from "Saga", saying "lying."
Illustration of a frog swimming in water with a scorpion on its back. Top text: "But now we shall both surely drown", said the Frog. Bottom text: "lol" said the Scorpion, "lmao".
An old comic panel of Spidey saying "The name's Spider-Man, and don't forget the hyphen!"
Lying Cat from the comic "Saga", with a text bubble that says "lying"
Montana. One million, one hundred and thirty seven thousand, two hundred and thirty three. Rhode Island. One million, one hundred and twenty three thousand, three hundred and eight. Delaware. One million, fifty one thousand, nine hundred and seventeen. South Dakota. Nine hundred and twenty four thousand, six hundred and sixty nine (nice). North Dakota. Seven hundred and ninety six thousand, five hundred and sixty eight. Alaska: Seven hundred and forty thousand, one hundred and thirty three. District of Columbia. Seven hundred and two thousand, two hundred and fifty. Vermont. Six hundred and forty eight thousand, four hundred and ninety three. Wyoming. Five hundred and eighty seven thousand, six hundred and eighteen. Guam. One hundred and seventy eight thousand, two hundred and fourteen. U.S. Virgin Islands. Ninety one thousand, five hundred and twenty five. American Samoa. Fifty thousand and twenty seven. Northern Mariana Islands. Forty eight thousand, five hundred and eleven.
Predator handshake meme format with "Swallowing Seeds" on one arm, "Swallowing Seed" on the other arm, and "Yum" on the clasped hands
Beverly Crusher in ecstasy, covered in a glowing green energy (representing the sex ghost she inherited from her grandmother) from the "Sub Rosa" episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Album art of "Outlandos d'Amour" by The Police