Cap (Ratshag by night)

@ratshag.bsky.social

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Orc. Disney adult. Princex in disguise. Engineer. Unitarian Universalist. Nonbinary. They/Them

The four young women who starred in the show Paper Girls
Sean Connery as Zed in the movie Zardoz. He has a braided ponytail, a mustache, and a revolver. He is wearing red suspenders, a red diaper, mid-thigh boots, and nothing else. He is very hairy.
Selfie. I’m wearing my purple “genderweird” shirt and blue d20 earrings.
Text from my sister saying “No more murder??! WHAT WILL WE DO” and a Simpsons gif with a character saying “Murder isn’t working and that’s all we’re good at”
Lily Tomlin playing Edith Ann, sitting in an oversized prop rocking chair to make her look 5yo. Having finished her story, she says “And that’s the truth <blows raspberry>”
Jubilee and X-23 having a heartfelt talk while sitting on the girders of the Eiffel Tower
Text message: It’s time to play the music It’s time to light the lights It’s time to murder victims Only in the building tonight
Khaleesi, a white cat with black and brown on her head, sitting on the counter watching over her clutch of a dozen eggs
Cover of Byte magazine depicting a Viking longship with a giant floppy disk for a sale to depict software piracy
Screenshot of my sister and me exchanging murder gifs while discussing tonight’s plans
Today’s hike results according to my watch - 7.06 miles at an average pace of 16 minutes, 51 seconds per mile
A sign stating “Live Oak Unitarian Universalist Church” with an electronic display showing a pride flag with the words “Progressive Family Values found HERE”
Sofa in the store showroom
A white card with generic black text saying “Your existence pleases me”
Lou Gossett Jr as Sgt Foley in "An Officer and a Gentleman"
AI hallucination claiming Galertruby is a “Ruby developer and blogger”
AI hallucinations claiming Ratshag is a dwarf NPC
Earrings made of Lego with the nonbinary colors 💛🤍💜🖤
Ad for the show Paper Girls, showing Erin, KJ, Mac, and Tiffany in front of a time machine.
A golf cart half on the sidewalk, half in the road, near my office. No sign of any associated persons.
Sticker that looks like a drop of blood labeled “5 Gallons”
A card that says “You did it! You’ve donated 5 gallons of blood.” And a sticker that looks like a drop of blood labeled “5 Gallons”
Screenshot of an e-mail to me from Rev Joana: “Cap - you rock! It was great coming in and finding everything set up. Thank you!”
Darcy in WandaVision saying “I don’t know, I don’t know, and I don’t know”
Selfie with rainbows and sparkles
Selfie of me wearing a purple shirt that says “genderweird”
Screenshot of the portion of the divorce decree saying “the marriage is dissolved”
Gabby Kinney, the littlest Wolverine, says helpfully "I'm just leaving his fingers where he can find them in case he plays the piano"
A painting of a glass of red wine, some peppers, a zucchini, and a penis. I mean an eggplant 🍆
Photo of my arm with blood being drawn out a needle
Impressions in the cement. Cinderella's signature and two footprints - the left is her glass slipper, the right is her bare foot.
Dazzler Thor, very angry, says "I will kill thee, small witch! I will make thee into tiny pies and devour thee whole!"
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band from Jim Henson’s “Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas”
A sugarplum fairy from the movie Fantasia, glowing golden, starting the day in the pitcher leaf she spent the night in by waving a wand that makes lots of sparkles
Rachel Summers / Grey, looking as she did in the Excalibur era with a shaggy mullet, facial tats, and conjuring a small firebird with her left hand. Background is red and orange flames
Text between my sister and me continuing to be silly with 4 person movie titles
Poster for Apollo 13 showing a small spacecraft very far from home with the words “Houston we have a problem”
Text exchange between my sister and me. Me: We watching Sid & Nancy & Alice & Hugo tonight? Her: You mean Bill & Ted & Harold & Kumar? Yes we are!!
A sticker on the rear window of my car. It’s a stegosaurus, colored in the yellow, white, purple, and black colors of the nonbinary pride flag.
Animal from the Muppet Show chasing penguins through an office. I assume it is not his office.
Dazzler Thor, drinking a mug of ale and surrounded by empty mugs, says sadly “I think … I think, A-Force … you may be right. This cannot be my world. But if it is not, then where shall I go? I am without a world … without a home.”
Text message from me: “Dead crocs and people tonight?” With a gif of Dr McCoy saying “He’s dead, Jim” Sister responds with a gif of a guy on the phone saying “Just tell me who did it”
Movie poster for Howard the Duck.
The box cover for “Illuminati: The Game of Conspiracy” from Steve Jackson Games
Me, wearing a chaotically colored shirt and sporting rainbow face paint, in front of a pride banner.
Text exchange: Me: “Murder Down Under tonight?” Sister: “I’m so there!!” GIF of Bart Simpson pointing at Australia on a globe
Selfie
The fours stars of the show Paper Girls
Picture of a t-shirt that says: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t
Photo of my arm with a needle in it and a tube drawing blood
Kaylee from the show Firefly going to the shindig wearing a poofy dress with a big hoop skirt with many many ruffles
Text exchange with my sister. She asks “Tonight still good?” And posts a gif of a woman saying “Time for murder!” I respond “Still good!” And post a cartoon of someone holding their hands up with a rainbow appearing over their head, reaching from one hand to the other. The word “MURDER!” Appears on the rainbow.
Lead car of the monorail train as it passes through the concourse of the Contemporary Resort at Disney World
Michelle Pfeiffer in Ladyhawke, wearing a white tunic with a knife in the belt
A hand-drawn looking sticker that says “I voted y’all” with a Texas flag in the shape of Texas
A bulldog posing in the uniform of a highly decorated 19th century Royal Navy admiral
Me, eyes open, with glittery silver eyeshadow and black eyeliner painted up in the corners to make “wings”
CFD image of turbulence being generated by a car. Looks like multi-colored smoke being dragged along by the car.
Cressida Cowper, wearing a dress with absurd giant-ass flower shoulderpads and a similarly preposterous hat, at the theater with Eloise Bridgerton