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@ratsmcgee.bsky.social

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i am the one who feeds the virtual dogs

Bapple
Sideways selfie
A plate of charcuterie and fruits and hot cheese
If you can't see this you really don't want to. The most despicable phone charger you'll ever lay eyes on.
A photo of a desktop monitor with the stardew valley main menu screen
The fattest rat you have ever seen
Me in a pink sports dress with a pink ribbon tied in front of the neckline. My hair is straightened in a half-up style with a long white bow in the half-up braid
Adventure time Finn and Jake's face on either triangle of a bikini and a small Jake on the waist of the matching shorts
Tumblr text post by user jumpgun. Text reads "how do you cope" I don't. I'm a man I kill myself like a man every day I wake up and kill myself 100 times. For lunch I take 300 painkillers and die. Dinner time? I die. Don't ask me shit
Bubbles the rat sitting on my shoulder kissing my face
Me holding my favourite alcoholic beverage, perfectly named "lit pickle". It is a dill pickle vodka seltzer that tastes nearly identical to pickle juice and I, being the freak I am, am in love with it
A Gmail notification with the title and body containing the text "Jdjvd lhrej"
a level x banana vape pod that is labeled "vanana"
a very tiny paper cut on the tip of my thumb
a very hi def photo of bubbles the black dumbo rat and his odd white whiskers
a black dumbo rat relaxing on a blanket. he is in full loaf form and has started to melt into puddle form
top text: when it's the first of may. bottom text: a photo of james may saying "hi guys it's may"
a freshly hatched duckling on the floor of an incubator with his legs still in the shell
a microwave portion cup of Kraft Dinner mac n cheese sitting on a laptop
a black dumbo rat sitting very politely
ricky and bubbles the rats poking just their heads out from under a round tortilla throw blanket
two black rats loafing on a couch snuggled together as close as they can get
kevin james hands in pockets meme
a newspaper headline that reads "my old exercise plan was a line of coke and a kebab"
maslows hierarchy of needs from top to bottom. 1. clapped out shitbox 2. secret fishing hole 3. gas station hot dog 4. white monster 5. drunk cigarette
Bubbles and Ricky the twin black rats standing on my knee parallel to each other. The poor photo quality makes it look like they’re two rat heads and no tails, similar to the cartoon CatDog
A black dumbo rat with white whiskers laying flat like a pancake, my hand is scratching his head
A red lava lamp with a silver base and cap
A piece of Camembert cheese shaped like the silhouette of a rabbit sitting on a cracker with a strawberry
A black long sleeved shirt with a print of a pink toned taxidermy rat overlayed with the word “ratz” in the Bratz Girls font
a photo of a tin of danish biscuits in their tin. The tin is commonly associated with holding sewing supplies
A black fancy rat loafing on a blue cross knit blanket
Two feet of snow covering my yard
An article heading that says “this rat had no brain and somehow lived a normal life”
Kevin James wearing a green plaid button up with his hands in his front jeans pockets shrugging and smirking at the camera
A toilet in a pile of rubble with graffiti on the concrete wall behind it tagged “the shitter”
a screenshot of an instagram dm chat, cropped to show an ai generated sticker with the prompt “Batman and superman as proud gay dads pregnant”
A head on photo of a black dumbo rat