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Waller, hands on hips, surrounded by beaten kryptonians and smug merceneries and faceless government goons: "So, who am I arresting?"
The guy from the beginning of the season who is clearly Bizzaro? I think? Suddenly punching Clark from behind after being? Mind controlled? By some robots? Either way, he's a good boi and I can't believe ??? have done this. Also it's become a Thing to have each episode end on an all caps shout, and this seems fitting.
Clark, amid the devastation, him and Lois holding each other tight, after Lois just decried herself as being apparently awful for the kids: "They need the real you."
Lex, begging Wade to take shared responsibility "...what We were trying to do."
Eradicator, having grabbed Jonothan's time machine, smiling to himself.
Kara's hand, fallen limply in the foreground as flames and wreckage continue in the background.
Kara, hurling herself in front of an energy blast to protect the Kent kids. You can see so much guilt in her eyes for not being there for them in the future. Goodness.
Kara, deflecting a punch with such force that The Eradicator's arm is exploding apart into burning ribbons of flesh. Please be ok Kara, we're worried about you.
Kara, tight and stern frown arcing across her face: "We can still choose a better tomorrow."
The Eradicator, having moved from two arms to three arms to now four in a matter of seconds. Also Kara is blocking a punch from him and it is sick.
Kara, charging towards the camera with what I'm sure felt like a very fierce battle cry but is mostly incredibly adorable. You go girl.
Kara, wiping the blood (yes, we get to have blood now) from her mouth, saying "Stay away from my family."
Lois has the messed up face, Lara has the messed up face. Really everyone having a face day in this frame. Such is the life.
A giant circular arena that is in the middle of the sewers for some reason. Listen, as long as this show continues being excellent, we can survive some silly architectural contrivances.
Lara, wrassling Lex's new disaster-of-the-week, The Eradicator
Wade, the deep weight of "not being payed enough for this" shadowing his face: "Is that the super-powered teenager who tried to kill Lex?"
Waller, batting Lex's hand away "I'll take space aliens over you any day."
Lois, finding a new avenue to blame herself for everything: "I'm the reason Lara turned out this way."
Luthor, midway through explaining "...the Luthor gray matter I put in Eradicator's brain" with the best little deranged grin on his face. What a buddy, what a pal.
Lex, who is apparently Growing New Kryptonians In His Goddamn Basement for some reason. It's the cause of the bad future again, because of course it is.
Lara: "But general Lane sent us back in time to kill Lex luthor." Lois is choking on cookies.
Jonothan, after angrily decrying any positive hope Clark might give him: "I'm not here for you this time, Superman"
Clark, Jimmy, and Kara, all in various states of bewilderment. Its f i n e.
"What do you want?" Jimmy asks, as Kara starts in surprise. I'm not imprinting on this character. It's not like I see myself in her a lot. I'm not. It's fine. *sniffles like a malfunctioning trombomne* It's Fae-hye-hye-nnnn
Jimmy, to Kara: "Uh, I guess I-I-I-I'd want to be a better friend, Kara."
Lara, their future child, unsure of why she did not exist in the previous time travel adventure, to Clark and Lois who have had to date zero kids: "Was I, like, and accident?" Clark and Lois are visibly not even sure how to start answering this question.
Lex, shocked to see Waller's return, and Wade, doing a cvnty lil' pose and making fun of Lex by saying "I guess you work for her now."
Wade Wilson, pouting. And Also, Him Face Too Small.
Wade, arguing angrily with a very miffed Lex: "We're supposed to be partners, Remember?"
Lex, shaven headed and skull wrapped in bandages, wincing before Wade. Wade, holding his hand out in the funniest noncommittal gesture after having tried to touch Lex's freshly shaved head saying "That's a rather... severe look, even for you."
Jonathan (not Jon) Kent, having received a 'welcome back' and responding "What do you mean I'm back?" because evidently it is this Jon(athan)'s first time around. We excited for us to be So Normal.
"I'm Lara" says, well, Lara, our new Kryptonian.
The head of the HA Sunzi shopped onto the head of a stock photo of someone carrying books and giving a thumgs up. Also the Lancer 2e corebook has been added to the books.
Oh, and she's got a furry jacket on too? That's so cool!
Clark, chatting with Lois, space adventure finally over: "I think I'm starting to like Clark Kent."
Look at Clark's smug lil' face while Mxy pitches a huge fit. It is so wonderful. "Why do you people always ruin everything?"
General Lois: "But when we lost Clark, we lost... everything."
She's. She's just so. Glitzy's excited face is so wonderful. I'm not admitting up in the main posts that the only way to make Mxy even better was to make him a 6 foot tall dame. And no snitchin' niether!
Glitzy, angrily yelling: "MY EMPATHY MAKES ME LIKEABLE!"
Glitzy "-And Mama's gonna get that house." Mxy looks frustrated the way only an anime character can. Peak.
Kara: "We decide who we are every day."
Kara, to Jimmy: "We are all creatures of change."
Lois, shocked by fractured visions of Clark's death on the cave walls. We were supposed to be having fun. We're even still in our beach outfits.
Clark, visions of himself reflecting all around him, slowly looks up at the Superman he once was, and is consumed by his fears and his doubts about who he is supposed to be. Thick ice crystals creeping up his shoulders and covering his glasses as his eyes grow dimmer.
Clark, knuckles bloody trying to punch the wall open and failing. Also the Super-speedo. I didn't get distracted. Shush.
Glitzy tapping Sentai Jimmy on the head tentatively, while cheating off the 'Book of Compliments' in a way that really makes it clear how foreign of a task this really is to her: "Good work." Also? Shout out to 'Book of Compliments' being printed across the splayed front-and-back covers so it works as a sign but would be incomprehensible as an actual book. Peak.
Mxy: "RELEASE THE HELL HIPPOS."
Good Lex, when asked what happened in his universe: "No more Superman."
Sentai Jimmy, throwing an arm around Jimmy: "All right, Jimmy time! Let's go!"
Imperial Kara, with the most smarmy smirk imaginable: "Do not lie to yourself, Kara"
General (Lois) Lane: "But then Clark lost his powers and... and then his life."
"Lois Lane, is it my fate to become like... that?" Kara says, looking at ominous imperial Kara ahead of them.
Glitzy floating above her team, as they stand silhouetted by a Giant Explosion. Also there's an electric guitar riff because of course there is.
Kryptonian Imperial Kara, Good(???) Lex Luthor, General Lois Lane, and Super-Sentai Flamebird Jimmy. I juist feel like, if you pulled all these from the same universe, it probobally is Not Great there.
COOL SUPER-SEBTAI JIMMY DOING A COOL POSE. i WANT FIVE SPINOFF SHOWS ON MY DESK BY MONDAY
All of the things up for grabs in the divorce. Mxy is wearing his floaties. There are sparkles? Which might? Represent? The universe?
Mxy's low-effort drawings of everyone are so intensley funny. I especially like doodle Kara's truly befuddled expression.