Raul

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Hater: Let's go home. The night is so over Hater’s friend: Huh?? Why! l've been looking forward to this show for weeks!
Chucky: AYOOOO Enrique: hi R/E/J: Yo! Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about… Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it) Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya I’m Jay Ricky: Enrique. Chucky. Enrique: hey Chucky: Yo Jay: y’all wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it! Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink Ricky: it’s cool they sell drinks there and theyre cheap too Ricky: first ones on me Chucky: smooth ✨
Jay: damn…ni que fuera la rubi Elsa: UUY!!! Lo de la rubí!! Está cabron pero también me late que ese foo si se lo merecía Ricky: Rubi le sacó un ojo a alguien?? Jay: Nooo jaja. Hace unos meses estabamos en una fiesta, y un wey no la dejaba en paz... Chingue y chingue…Hasta que la Rubi se harto y le dio en la madre con una botella de patron Elsa: siii como se llama... Alberto? Jay: Simón. Alberto... todavia lo veo de vez en cuando por ahi pero ya no viene a muchos shows Jay: Yo creo por que luego tuviera que explicar la cicatriz y el putazo de su vida jaja un compa me dijo que siempre anda chillando haciéndose el angelito victimizado Elsa & Ricky: OH BROTHER Ricky: Ven paca papa pa mandarte a conocer el resto de los angelitos Elsa: La sagrada chinga de tu vida te espera querubin
Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste? Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puño como- Elsa: Como wolverine Jay: si wey igualita Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede- Elsa & Jay: tú cállate Ricky: sale Elsa: que pasó con esa cosa que traías antes? La que parecía un gato Jay: no me juzgues…la perdí en una apuesta Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquí esperendo que me contaras cómo te transformaste en Logan (2018)
C: As we traverse through life from châpter to chapter sometimes we must shelve aspects of ourselves thât might feel intrinsic to our being. Just momentarily shelve them while this new chapter, new version, becomes clearer. Does the new me need the same things? What do I want? Once you're secure in your foundations you can embrace the aspects you put on pause only now they're better suited and better serve you. It's a crouch before a leap. Pablo Neruda once sâid... C: "Its a question of having lived so much that I want to live a lil more. Never have I felt my voice so clear, never have I been so rich in kisses." E: what the fuck? C: what E: Where'd all that eloquent wisdom come from?? C: My bad bitch I assumed we all contain multitudes
E: Recent breakup?? Emotionally devastated?? I’m not exactly a hot prospect bro C: recently broken up might as well come with a cute pink neon sign that says “ready to fuck” E: NOT! EVEN!! C: YES EVEN! You don't even have to say anything folks just KNOW! E: I’m having FLASHBACKS CHUCKY C: SO TRY BLOWING BACKS INSTEAD E: Wait a second we’re talking about you!! C: Hehe woops E: So?
C: I dunno....Don't get me wrong he's cool but... E: You're not interested?? Thought you were a slut C: So? Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I gotta fuck everyone C: Plus right now my pipi’s on sabbatical E: Oh word? What's your excuse? C: Pfft! Whaddya mean my excuse?? What's yours? E: Uhh?? HELLO?!
C: Or are you busy talking to your honey? E: y’know it’s funny you ask because how’s about you fuck off C: zesty! You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth? E: swear to god Chucky, keep talking nonsense and- C: ohoho I’m sooo scared C: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! E: I literally just hit a man with a car C: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry king. E: besides even if there was something there (which there isn’t) I feel like you had more going on with Ricky, no?
Chucky: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! Enrique: I literally just hit a man with a car Chucky: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry, king.
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Luna: Wish I fuckin *hic* knew bro Luna: can I bum a smoke Enrique: sure ya gotta c’mere though Luna (under her breath): pfft what else is new…me comin’ to you Enrique: hmm? What was that? *Luna jumps on to the railing* Luna: I said I’m comin’ at ya Enrique: WAIT LUNA NO ONE Luna: AHH!! FUCK FUCK BAD IDEA Both: UNGH! *they crash and fall on to the floor*
Mari: alright I’m going back in Enrique: I’ll follow you in a second Mari: we’ll take a shot loverboi Enrique: haha alright then Mari: Oop! Whaddya know! What’s good…LUNA Enrique perks up blushing Luna: is Quique out here? Mari: yeah haha down there Luna : HEY BITCH Luna (internally): might’ve overshot that… It’s cool. You’re cool… breathe…don’t be nervous I mean he isn’t right? Right?? Enrique: HEY uh FUCKER Enrique (internally): Brilliant. It’s cool…You’re cool…play it cool Luna: Whatcha doin Enrique: oh Yknow just chillin…you? Enrique (internally) : quite the opposite actually
Mari: Every day it's the same thing over and over "Twenty-two!! Twenty-two!!" Mari: Can I get one of those Enrique: yeah of course Mari: Thank youu. Anyways, so this goes on for days until Pepito's had enough. Mari: "What the fuck are these foos on about™ Pepito NEEDS to know. Mari: He walks over and sees a lil hole in the wall of the asylum. "Just one peek and I’ll go to school". He puts his eye to the hole aaaand… Mari: PEW! A finger pokes him in eye. "OW!" He screams. The lunatics cheer and then start yelling "twenty three! twenty three!! twenty three!!” Enrique: Hahaha that’s so stupid
Enrique: Crazy and stupid is what it is Mari: Hey your words. Mari: Damn...that reminds me of this song... fuck how's it go Enrique: Do you remember the tune? Mari: it goes like...Nope it's gone Enrique: Damn Mari: I'll probably remember tomorrow morning…Wanna hear a joke though Enrique: Always Mari: It's called Pepito and the Lunatics. Hey "LUNAtic" Just like you. Kidding. Mari: One day Pepito's mom tells him that she cant take him to school because of her new job's schedule. He’ll have to walk but the path runs by an insane asylum. "Keep an eye out n don't go poking around anywhere near" she says. Pepito's a curious lil devil ya see. "I won't!" He says. So every day pepito walks by and he hears the inmates yelling "Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”
Mari (Enrique’s friend): Oop my bad. I thought you guys Enrique: nope never been Mari: Never? Enrique: Nah bro it’s a whole thing. We come close and then something happens. Lotta context. Too much, honestly. Mari: There’s Who’s , there’s what’s, there’s when’s and where’s…with a lot of “so then”’s in between Enrique: Exactly Mari: how long has this plot been going Enrique: Three years. We met weeks before I was scheduled to leave on an exchange program Mari: damn that’s crazy. got a lighter?
“Back then” Enrique: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE
Chucky(on the phone): Ey! Chucho! Como andas wey- Enrique types in a message to Elsa: hiiii this is Enrique 😊 Unknown: you talking to your girlfriend?
Enrique: alright but you’re the one that was synchronizing with Ricky Chucky: Yeah he’s kinda cute huh Enrique: well we got a couple hours. Probably should figure out where we’ll be staying Chucky: lemme check if an old bud of mine still has a shack Enrique: shack? Please elaborate Chucky: yeah my friend build a small studio in his backyard. He was supposed to rent it out but left and never got around to it.
Elsa: Business manners only got it? Enrique: gotcha…see you in a bit Elsa: In a lil while crocodile… *Chucky punches Enrique as they’re walking* Enroque: OW!! What was that for? Chucky: Look at ya go! Barely in town for an hour and ya got a number Enrique: I don’t think it was like that Chucky: SURE Enrique: I DONT! Chucky: I’m chatting their ears off and yet she hands YOU her number
Elsa: And here we are Chucky: God what a fuckin sick ass name Enrique: what times the show? Ricky: Good Question. I don’t think it’s for another couple hours Chucky: yep. Doors open at eight Elsa: we were going to go record browsing and shoot the shit at the bar on the corner