AK Faulkner 🔜 The Unseelie Gathering

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Your friendly local agender trauma merchant. Bereaved and current Corgi parent. Cat chew-toy. Visually impaired, posts may contain typos. Any pronouns. https://ravenswordpress.com/ https://www.patreon.com/AKFaulkner https://ko-fi.com/akfaulkner

“Yes,” the merchant said, like he’d made a decision. He took something from a shelf and brought it toward Jon and offered it to him. Jon refocused on the thing balanced on decomposing fingers. It was extremely finely made, seemingly from silver and tiny green gemstones, and while the outer form was of a circle, it was connected to a three-armed shape in the center which bore all of the little gems embedded along their triskelion limbs. The circle was approximately two inches in diameter. Jon frowned slightly. “What is it?”
5 pink-lined drawer Hinoki black fountain pen box from Toyooka Craft with a variety of pens in it
Very many Platinum 3776 Century fountain pens spread across five drawers of a Hinoki black fountain pen box with pink felt lined trays from Toyooka Craft
Assorted vegetables, chicken, and fusili pasta in a tomato and mascarpone sauce
Booklist Publications We recently shared a post about romantasy recommendations that fell short of our editorial standards. Our intention for the “Ethical Romantasy” book list was to be a little cheeky, but we missed the mark with language that invoked judgement and caused harm. We deeply apologize for our framing. 1/4
Photo of an extremely fluffy tricolour Pembroke corgi with his back to the camera, facing to the right, chilling out in the shade. I'm front of him is parkland, long grass, with trees in the distance all along the horizon. I cannot overstate how fluffy he is. His tail is like an oversized dusting brush.
Photo of an ice cube in the shape of a corgi.
Inheritance M/M Romantasy Urban fantasy with mature themes The most chaotic bisexuals ever Arthurian mythology Uncontrolled powers Trauma Laurence Riley Pagan Gifted florist Heroin addict Sea the future (badly) Quentin d'Arcy Earl on the run Alcoholic Undiagnosed autistic Telekinetic (allegedly)
This is, I promise you, a photo of an extremely fluffy tricolour Pembroke corgi laying on his back, taken from above. The image is approximately 90% white chest floof, 5% forepaws, and 5% snoot.
A mint green VW Camper on a road by the edge of the sea. But don't worry about that, because - inexplicably - the foreground is occupied by a child, an adult woman, and an adult man, each sitting fully clothed on their own individual portable camping toilets in a row on our side of the road like they've all decided to shit harmoniously in public but through their pants. You know, for decency's sake.
Close up of Laurence Riley, a handsome young white man with curly blond hair and dark brown eyes, and a speech bubble expanding to encapsulate the quoted post.
Taro milk bubble tea with tapioca
Screenshot of a 1-star review from Amazon.com "Trash Had no idea it was a bi-racial homosexual themed book. Wasted my money and I'm angry about that. Total waste." She paid all of $0.99 🤣
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Laurence (left) and Quentin (right) in a scene from Jack of Thorns. Laurence wears a green tuxedo and has fair hair. Quentin wears a black tuxedo and has black hair. Both men are white. They are dancing a waltz against a nighttime bokeh backdrop.
A very fluffy tricolour Pembroke corgi being very adorable in woodlands
Freddy pointing at a pedestal and yelling "This is where i would put my morals IF I HAD ANY"
A lorry boarding le shuttle (formerly the channel tunnel) ahead of me
Photo of a very closed and under protective plastic Belgian service station restaurant
Screenshot of a Google search for "590 km to miles" Google says 590 kilometers= 366,609 miles Google also suggests I can do this maths for myself by simply dividing the length value by 1,609 What a load of old cobblers.
Packet of fresh raspberries, and a blob of bread that probably has sunflower seeds and maybe cheese on it.
*Used car salesman slaps roof of series* Image of books 1-8 of Inheritance "This bad boy can fit so much trauma inside"
Photo taken from the bridge on the A2 which connects Germany to Poland, showing the Polish side of the border and a little of the river the bridge crosses.
A very rudimentary drawing of a Munchlax.
A motivational poster. The photo is of a remote two-lane road by the edge of a lake. In the distance, granite slabs of mountains. The overall tone is post-rain. White text over the image reads: "Have you considered smacking his arse until he's sorry?"
Birch juice moisturising uvlock sunstick SPF 50+ broad spectrum Round Lab
Photo of a Birch Juice Moisturising UVLock Sun Stick, SPF 50+, a Korean sunscreen product.
Screenshot of the Discord England World Cup nameplate for England, which is a stylised version of the England flat (a red cross on a white field). Below the example nameplate, it says "England", and lists a price of £4.99.
Photo of clouds from above, with a plane wingtip just visible halfway down the right hand side of the photo
Row-end economy seat with arm raised
A pair of yellow glasses. The arm has snapped clean off the frame.
Photo of translucent yellow spectacles. The arm has snapped off, leaving a sharp piece of metal sticking out of the frame. Amazing.
My table at MCM London with the huge neon GAY BOOKS sign
This service has been cancelled because of a fault with the signalling system
The LitPins&Co edition of The Incandescent, by Emily Tesh.
A big box from Lit Pins & Co
Rear end of a fluffy tricolour Pembroke corgi with flowers stuck to his poopy butt while he pees on a dead rat.
A satin bowerbird turning toward the camera, with "LAURENCE" written over him. Text reads "you want sum fuk?"
Ethnic origins: New Orleans in 2021 Diagram shows 58% of NO residents are African-American 25% are Northern European
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, by Roxy Chambers
Cover of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, a Charlie Hart novel, by Roxy Chambers (aka AK Faulkner).
Photo of a pack of flipz cinnamon bun flavoured pretzels.
Bullet point text which reads "We only need a little poo to test -" and then, in bold, "please do not add extra!"
Oboro Shirakumo from My Hero Academia: Vigilantes. He's a young man with white hair, wearing the grey and green UA High School uniform, playing happily with a ginger tabby kitten on his shoulder.
Still of Fat Gum from My Hero Academia: Vigilantes, wearing kneepads and bracers in addition to an FG hoodie. This guy is canonically 2.5M tall btw.
Zoomed in photo of a fluffy tricolour Pembroke corgi trying to find the cheese
The cover of the album, pet shop boys please It is a white square. In the centre, about 1/16th of the entire area, is a photo of Chris Lowe and Neil Tennant, both wearing white.
Photo of a very handsome tricolour fluffy Pembroke corgi facing the camera
Two images of a white cat looking very unimpressed, with a cigarette photoshopped on so he looks like he's filled with ennui. Top image caption: "To everyone I offended this year..." Bottom image caption: "Work on yourself so I don't have to do it again next year"
The chaser app logo: a mashup between a swastika and a chastity cage
Photo of a white person's hand holding a box. On the box is a picture of a pen over cinnamon rolls in the background. Text reads "Lifelines pen diffuser set cinnamon roll"
A highly stylised logo of a cock and balls in a chastity cage.
Yep, that's a stylised cock cage on a dick and balls, you can't fool me.
A highly stylised graphic of dangly genitalia in a cock cage
Yes, it's a corgi night night with a pink fence around it which is actually a headband
screenshot of why.bsky.team muted by the great ai - nft - crypto cull user blocking you (well, me)
An Aer Lingus Boeing Dreamliner being towed on the tarmac at EWR. A member of ground crew holds a line attached to the front of the plane.
A photo of The Outcast Mage on a bookshop shelf
Photo showing only four copies of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, oops
Photo of my table at BookCon 2026, featuring a neon Gay Books sign, a violet tablecloth with "AK FAULKNER, RAVENSWORD PRESS" written on it, and two roller banners: one for Inheritance, M/M Romantasy, and one for Charlie Hart, F/F Spy Thriller.