Adam J Thaxton

@raygungoth.bsky.social

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I write about jetpacks and robot wizards who talk about their feelings, he/him

A wooden privacy fence miniature with an east Asian style lantern
An Argentine black and white tegu looking fat and sassy
The prom alien, with mandible palps
A buzz lightyear truck painted purple and maroon with an astronaut on the side, it’s totally sick
Tectutli, fem-identifying mecha, with an axe. She has art deco and mesoamerican styling.
AI slop description of historical screwfly damage.
Front of a mini figure. She is wearing a red cap and brown jacket with a dark green tube top and camo pants. She has blue hair and denim hi tops, and her skin is a dark and marked with green stripes.
a blue sketch of a mecha with art deco and mesoamerican stylization, with partial black inked lines. It's not great, but it's going forward.
A small, green with darker green striped ceratopsian with highly reduced frill and beak-like mouth, wearing a scarf with tags. He is omnipedal and has a yellowish underbelly.
A symmetrical sprue showing hands and arm parts for the 30 Minutes Fantasy “Dragonia Knight” kit.
Right Side view of a Jade Falcon mech with blue marble highlights and stained glass effect.
A Battletech Alpha Strike card for a Perfectly Normal Marauder.
A Gothic Firestarter mech from Battletech, painted in the colors of a fire-based robot master from Mega Man, right view.
It’s a red baryonychine spinosauroid
It’s a battlemech, an Annihilator designed to look like mechagodzilla, basecoated pink mini with drybrushed metal silver over the top. Spooky!
Four images of a fem-coded yautja hunter miniature with teal highlighted clothing and countershaded skin, with a golden robot falcon.
A diorama of a bad baby giant vomiting up skeletons as stormtroopers try to deal with it and the ghouls attacking them. No one ever crash lands on a friendly planet.
Four miniature Utahraptors; four of them are painted with dappled brown and white with green crests and wing feathers, one is yellow, pink, and green. They are in various poses.
a southeastern American toad, female, crouched on concrete, holding still because she is worried i might be a predator
shadow the hedgehog, sejant erect, over a pride flag - text reads "So you're homophobic because some ancient book said so?" and bottom text reads "DAMN YOU'RE PATHETIC"
A bottle of Pro Acryl brand brown earth (coarse) texture paste in a tube like toothpaste so you can just squeeze it out like regular paint instead of having to scoop it
Three panels Top panel, Idris Elba, as Stacker Pentecost, looking back at the crew while wearing a pilot suit. "Today we answer the questions that have burned in the breast of humanity since the dawn of time!" Second Panel: He's turned, his back is to the foot of a jaeger. "What if a vehicle had legs? And what if we put a someone inside it? What if they fought another guy? Or a huge lizard?" Third Panel: He is more animated, yelling: "THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY SICK, RIGHT?"
four panels: top panel, Doc Brown looking concerned - "Oh, my God, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me." second panel, Marty holding the camcorder, looking questioning - "Who found you, doc?" third panel, Doc, pointing to the distance, panicked - "Who do you think, Marty? The Yithians!" bottom panel, a Volkswagen bus with a Yithian driver and a second Yithian sticking out of the top carrying a lightning gun in its tentacles
A large circular base with wood filler, sphagnum moss, coconut coir, broken pieces of balsa wood, and foam bricks sitting on a sink to dry
All the sophonts/Bargain-Makers in Aesca/S'kea in a line up (in no particular order), finally have this "done" for a certain quality of done. Seventh People, Humans, Dirawag, Maize-Cutters, Iokyu, Phoonkt, The Language, Sky-People, Narhoojai, and TYPE-II. From the far left: Seventh People/Passenger, a strange pillar of flesh based on rotifers and bryozoans, with iridescent green. A human woman, dark skin, with a gold art deco headdress and purple clothing reminiscent of a pterosaur. Dirawag, which is a retro robot with a dome head and three arms. Maize-cutter, a dinosauroid based on Oviraptors wearing a knife necklace and leather tent-like garment. And Iokyu (top) and a Phoonkt (below) - The Iokyu has three eyes, petroglyph patterns on its shadow-like body, and a slight chromatic aberration. The Phoonkt has six legs, a shrimp-like tail, five eyes, and a long proboscis with a hand on the end. It is green and red. The Language - it resembles the Georgia Stalks of UFO lore, like an asparagus made of ethereal matter, and three energy legs. Sky-People, a vaguely humanoid creature with a golden orb for a head, a single human-like eye, and a blue glow inside its hollow head. Narhoojai - a reddish brown azhdarchid pterosaur wearing a gold collar and leather vest. TYPE-II, a being reminiscent of a kachina dancer and kaijin in turquoise with fleshy gray regalia composed of its own body, fringed with black and yellow stripes.
A model of a garage with house attached, covered in moss and rust and old cinderblock. Scraggly plants grow nearby.
A green notebook titled “All Country Authority Office of International Air Traffic Control - Isolator Field Guide: Calpolli Operating Region” subtitled “geography, ecosytems (sic), politics, culture, infrastructure, architecture & history” along with the statement “Calpolli Region” at the bottom. Two black bars cross the cover.
Matthew Holness as Garth Marenghi, with a bloody red hand print running from his forehead to his chin like a Lord of the Rings orc, with the text "I know mechwarriors who use subtlety, and they're all cowards."
A photograph of a three inch long section of plasticard with a small scrap metal shack on top, the shack has a series of two large pipes with extreme verdigris sticking out of a pond and running below the shack. The pond water is clear but fades to brown toward the shore. Water barrels are painted blue and pressure canisters are red. Other photos are from other angles to show the green door and a piece of scrap metal with a kid’s painting on it of a human figure with a dog playing under the sun.
A set of six tiny shanties, unpainted, printed on a resin printer, with plasticard bases.
A hand holding a mug. The mug has a stylized Dunkleosteus printed on it, along with the phrase ‘DUNKLE OSTEUS’ printed in orange and pink to resemble the Dunkin’ Donuts logo.
I (a man with a deep yet still very nasally voice), hold a brown anole in my hand and introduce it as an invasive species, Anolis sagrei. I then explain that I’m not holding him very hard, then I open the terrarium door to reveal a veiled chameleon, which demonstrates his tongue-capture method on the anole.
Three images of a locust mech from Battletech, each of its parts painted a different color - a red left leg, green right leg, pink cab, and blue and white shoulder pods. It is weathered (poorly).
It’s a Marauder 2 battlemech miniature painted in a style reminiscent of a 1950s classic car.
A Battletech marauder/Macross Glaug with multiple eyes and tentacles, painted black.
It’s a raptor and she is trying to escape Dennis Nedry’s rocket motorcycle
Two panels: Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, labeled “fuck this alien,” and Jonathan Frakes as Will Riker, labeled “fuck this alien.” Riker is smiling right at the camera. He knows what he plans to do.