RazanurTuk

@razanur.bsky.social

77 Followers 79 Following

The Internet was still a Mistake He/Him

"The National Labor Relations Act does not apply to USPS - instead the Postal Reorganization Act of 1970 (39 U.S.C. Chapter 12) governs labor relations"
A black T-shirt with 'My "OPEC CLEAN" T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt' in white text.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #364,868, RazanurTuk ‪@razanur.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 24, 2023"
A corner shot of Providence Park in Portland, OR before a Portland Timbers soccer game
A screenshot of my spam texts with them all being from fundraising groups begging for money
A float created by a bunch of postal workers for the Portland Pride Parade. Which is happening in July for some stupid-ass reason.
A handwritten sign on a door: Door-to-door salespeople kindly FUCK OFF we will not open the door, have a nice day
A T-shirt with a cartoon axolotl wearing armor and holding a shield and axe. Underneath the picture it says "axe-olotl". Get it?
A shot of the Portland Trailblazers basketball team's home court at Moda Center
A picture of the Portland Trailblazers basketball court
A picture of a man walking into the ocean.
A 99x99 Minesweeper board with a single mine in it. The single mine was stepped on in the first move.
Partial screengrab of the CourtListener page for Hsuanyeh Law Group, PC v. Winston & Strawn LLP (1:23-cv-11193) listing the assigned judge as Denise Cote.
Tweet by @Acyn "(Alina) Habba says Trump and possibly her will be investigating Democrats “deep and hard” in one year"
A glass of champagne to celebrate the death of Kissinger
The Death at the Claw Machine meme. But with New Death at the Helm doing what old Death could not.
A hand with poorly painted nails with green nail polish and University of Oregon "O" stickers in yellow on each nail
bluesky notification tab button (the bell). the badge says "LMAO, EVEN" number of notifications
A disassembled HMT Pilot wristwatch
A bottle of green nail polish next to a bottle of combination top & base coat next to a pack of University of Oregon nail stickers
A clip from an ESPN article: "CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Linebacker Blake Martinez, who announced his unretirement earlier this year amidst a Pokémon card scandal, on Tuesday was signed to the practice squad of the injury-plagued Carolina Panthers."
A screenshot of Google search history with 9 of the recent 14 searches being related to Pathfinder 2nd Edition
A listing for a "Super Sucker cum Jetting Machine 12000 Ltrs". A blowjob-giving truck of some sort.
Itty bitty sharks
Belgian waffle with whipped cream, strawberries, and lemon curd
A plushie bull mounting another plushie bull. With his plushie dick.
Amazon order screen of Biore UV sunscreen from Japan.
A box of phallic shaped stretchy stress toys
A screengrab of Super Mario Bros.
A picture of Autzen football stadium in Eugene, Oregon right before an Oregon Ducks college football game.
The current standings of Major League Baseball's American League West division, with the Seattle Mariners in first place, one game ahead of both the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros
A *very* cluttered desk with 2 monitors and a printer somewhere on a second table nearby
A snip from Discord of the skeeter replying to "god fucking charter schools" with "New bsky art contest".
A spoof of the Magic: The Gathering card "Morphling" with the text replaced by a skeet
A flowchart to help you find out if we've been too mean to the Houston Astros baseball team
A dog collar with pictures of buttered pancakes on it
A collar with pictures of buttered waffles on it
A political compass grid showing the skeeter is -7.75 on the economic left/right scale and -6.21 on the social libertarian/authoritarian scale.
Scene from "Hollywood Squares" with Circles blocking X's
Baggies of metal coins for use in TTRPGs along with velvet bags to store them in, a metal compass rose, and a metal "Hero Point" token for use in Pathfinder 2nd edition games
"Tires balder than my <kitty emoji>" is apparently NOT the thing to say to the employee at Auto Zone
A Logitech G910 keyboard with red LED backlit keys
Thirteen Rings for Enchanted beings that swim, run and fly Eleven for Dwarf and Elven lords wherever they may roam Five for Mortal Warriors destined to die One for the Bright Lord on his Golden Throne In the East of Eregion, where the Misty Mountains lie One King will gather them all, one King will unite them One King will lead them against the evil that will smite them In the Land of Mordor, they will triumph… or die “That’s just a bad imitation of the original verses about the real Rings of Power!” Sam shouted. “What do you really want? Why are you making all of this up?!” (Last line bounded in red for emphasis)
A cookbook "Baking Yesteryear: The Best Recipes from the 1900s to the 1980s" by B. Dylan Hollis