Rich

@rbett.bsky.social

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They named the Streisand Effect after me.

"Donald Trump's teleprompter operator or on unpaid leave after allegedly being on contents of president's speeches"
Dook dook
"I can't sleep now! I feel all CRAZY!" "Let's have a night sandwich. Or a NIGHT EGG!"
"Oh no... she's gesture illiterate"
Frontispiece from De Chelonian Mobile (Morporkian), an illuminated manuscript. Despite rumours of an exceptionally rare Ephebian first edition existing somewhere within UU Library, this is a later translation written by the Guild of Scribes shortly after the Omnian Reformation. It is reproduced here with the kind permission of both.
"Think of it as an extension of your body. What does the car want to do?"
"Now that's what I call a relatable character!"
"So, Mayor Archer, I believe that one again, this year's snag is the longest ever."
Splat
"Why… why can't I stop squeezing the Mike Pence stress ball?"
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only basic bureaucracy.
"Wait, that's the central tenet of Satanism."
"That's some hot gravy right there."
"Society is over. We're done."
"Where did all my nerds go?"
"This place is a Thunderdome of awfulness. Apparently the world of work is saying you're passionate about things… THAT NO-ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD BE PASSIONATE ABOUT."
"Farewell, woodworm." "Laaa!"
"That's because you don't have a good brain, Sarah!"
"Pss-wss, pss-wss wss wss."
I have been to Lancashire. It is exactly the same as Yorkshire. Exactly the same." "I can't believe it took me twenty years to meet an actual heretic."
"Feudalism… isn't coming back. You just… gotta get over it."
"Don't you dare put out the fire in this one." "I HATE SHOP! BOO TO SHOP!"
"Woo woo! If I push this slider up I can make my valkyrie's bottom really shiny." "No good deed goes unpunished, Esther."
"Fray Bentos pies come in a tin to keep us safe from them!"
"I do know one thing. The man could stuff the flipping heck out of a raven. Amen."
"Nothing in my Brownie training has prepared me for the lawless wild west of the modern music festival."
"Don't joke… about planning permission."
"Accepting an implausible reality has often been my downfall." "Seems completely irrelevant!"
"Superb. Now that's the attitude Britain needs."
"Outdoors is the best place for you. You can experiment with hermitry." "My own hermitage!"