Rich Douek @rdouek.com · Feb 8

Ok, first off, I didn’t know they made bikinis that fit manatees.

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Makkon · Feb 8

honestly, good for both of them

@desplanes.bsky.social · Feb 8

My question too.

AtomicKimDog · Feb 8

you're not allowed to touch them, regardless of what they're wearing

THE ULTIMATE WORRIER · Feb 8

Manatee wearing a bikini? Are we sure she wasn’t fighting a mermaid?

M. Walsh - Author · Feb 8

Alternatively, the headline implies that wrestling a manatee is fine, just don't do it in a bikini.

@davidkc.bsky.social · Feb 8

LOL. Damn my state is embarrassing.

Steve Lord · Feb 8

But who won the wrestling match?

Kuragari · Feb 8

"Wrestling" mhmm.

It's me, SK · Feb 8

The only reason this is illegal is because a man didn't make money off this woman's labor. That being said, they really should have featured a photo of a manatee-sized bikini in the photo for more clicks.