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Exchange where rando pitches a “democracy app” with “go to hell” as the Wise Man’s response
Headline: Coca-Cola halts U.S. Fairlife milk production after cyberattack hits systems, company says Picture of milk
Failing new york crimes headline “Too Many Books?” with a picture of a guy surrounded by books
The “trending” shit they got on this ass website. 1. Clacton By-Election 2. Count Binface 3. Reform Party Politics 4. Farage Politics 5. Ann Widdecombe Entertainment
Online shopping model wearing a taupe colored blazer that has strange details like a very narrow and also high lapel, a visible stitched cuff. It’s very short, hitting just below the belt. The model is also wearing a denim collared shirt (which is longer fun the jacket), and a cream colored sweater. It also looks like a sausage with too much filling overall. The fit is fucked. Bro what the fuck
Headline “All-Star Abrams' bilingual skills enhance Nats' team culture” with picture of him dapping Luis Garcia Jr.
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AP News: “America at 250 After helping the U.S. win the Cold War, the all-you-can-eat buffet is fading. Thanks, COVID.”
ESPN Fantasy push “Helmet thrown during brawl Willson Contreras ejected for second straight game after charging pitcher as four tossed in Red Sox-Nats”
Post from me saying “Taking pictures of various coworkers' desk setups and loudly saying "fucked up!" while laughing” None follower reply “saying fucked up at coworkers desk setups while photographing them is unhinged office behavior and you know it”
Green Washington nationals shirt with the nationals word mark in the red white and green of the Mexican flag
NPR headline “Archaeologists find huge Viking textile production site in Denmark” with a picture of an archaeologist digging
AP news push “Golf Wyndham Clark wins his second U.S. Open title with a victory at Shinnecock Hills.”
Instagram settings menu that says “Facebook Dating and Instagram” with a heart icon
The Conversation headline “What are those orange balls on some power lines?” With picture of power lines with those balls on em
Bsky loading screen of a blank night sky
Hearts players crying getting off the bus after losing to Celtic
Brown as Celtic captain giving diouf the business. Shirt tucked, buzzed head
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Black background, small white text: “So many thoughts, you should post one” . This is apparently what the bottom of the drafts folder on here looks like
Online ad “Spray Alcohol on Your Bed” with subtitle “Spray Alcohol on Your Bed at Night and Just Watch”
Oshie winning a fight against kris letang in the 2018 NHL playoffs
Popular Mechanics headline “A Ship Was Found Sailing Itself, With Breakfast Still on the Table. No One Ever Found the Crew.” With a spooky picture of an old sailing vessel in an eerie blue gray sky
Screenshot of red error message band that says “Forbidden” with an exclamation point icon. It’s from trying to look at notifications lmao
Map of an island labeled “Brunette Island”
“Neuropathy Has Been Linked to This Common Drink Daily. Do You Drink It?” ad. There’s a picture of someone’s feet soaking in like what looks like blended currants in ziploc bags. One person foot. It’s maybe ai
Headline from “big Think” that says ‘The "rawdogging" trend: A new term for an ancient practice’ and there’s a picture of a guy looking out an airplane window with his chin resting on his hand and the cloud outside is shaped like a brain. Lmao
Business Insider headline says “ I spend $12,000 a year on Botox, hair, nails, and fitness. In Utah, they're necessary - especially in PR.” With a selfie of a woman in ski gear
Classic meme of the guy at the astros game explaining something intensely to a woman looking like she’d rather be anywhere else on earth
Satellite image of a remote island labeled “Inaccessible Island “
Screencap of original post saying “Post failed to upload. Please check your Internet connection and try again.” When it was clearly posted
The music app that usually puts the lyrics here doing the music note instead of
Someone called jeremiahchronister replying to the QT post with: “Naming is a 70-year decision. Jokes fade in a week. Prioritize timeless strength over transient mockery. My three are set for life.” Looks like an evangelical youth pastor in all black ‘suiting’ , no tie, no hair, manicured beard
Posting screen. It says “Processing”. Pfp is a generic blue icon cause the website sucks. Post says “Busted ass website”
Steve Harvey looking stunned
Screenshot of the posting screen with the error message that reads “Post failed to upload. Please check your Internet connection and try again.”
My post reads: “All this fucking app is supposed to do is post and it is Constantly Unable To Do That” Beneath it are two replies from me that both say “Utter dogshit website”. Both have same time stamp, one has likes, other doesn’t.
Capybara sitting on top of an armadillo crossing the street. It’s real
MLB push notification: Exclusive Q&A Part 2: Nats skipper Blake Butera talks fatherhood, coffee and much more.
Bluesky search screen: Recent searches z's rolled up newspaper beer helmet "the jobs" steve the jobs
Joseph Daryl Wiemer, nicknamed "WEE-mer", is a Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder for the Washington Nationals. He then attended the University of Cincinnati. In the 2020 MLB draft, the Milwaukee Brewers selected Wiemer in the 4th round as the 121st overall pick. He has also played for the Cincinnati Reds and Miami Marlins.
Highwayman on his horse snogging a lady in a window
Trygve Magnus Haavelmo
Araujo grabbing the crest and giving the business in the hunnery tunnel
People.com reads “Woman Graduated with a 3.87 GPA but Reads at a 1st-Grade Level. Now, She’s Suing Her Former School District”
Horse winnying
As for free quiz games.com “Am I Gay Test” with a “See More” button
Crass Bandicoot Beware of this little video game character - he looks like fun but he has a potty mouth.
Epper email to ‘Oilersentertainmentgroup”. April 15, 2015 [tax day!]. It’s sent from iPhone. Text: “ Great session last week @ the island. Kid's got the hands - Gretzky 2.0 no doubt. We lock in that draft position, ill talk to honcho G Betty. You handle the training perks. Diddy was also exceptionally excited as well. This will keep morale high. All the best - J.E.”
Ad reads “ Authentic 18th century workshirt in fine cotton. Timeless style, made in USA.” Picture of a 50-something gringo wearing a colonial white shirt with billowy sleeves tucked into button diaper pants. He’s in front of a fire pit and a small tent in the woods. He looks like he’s trying to smile but his dad didnt let him smile growing up
Wikipedia for mentos. Section header “Scotch”. Quote: “a "scotch mint", "pan drop", [15] "granny sooker" [15][161 or "mint imperial" is a white round candy with a hard shell but fairly soft middle, popular in“
Google review of the Daguerre memorial. Two years ago, person has 20 reviews in Washington. Five stars, reads “I’ve lived here for 15 years and just noticed it”
Earth.com headline: “ Animals have evolved into crabs five separate times in history and scientists don't know why” with picture of a tropical looking blue-colored crab with a big pincer and a smaller one on a beach
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Ad for a mug. Mug has a cow sat on its ass arms crossed. It has a pink bow in its hair. In text next to the cow it reads (stacked) “Never argue wirh a short girl who has an ‘A’ in her name. “ then continued under the cow is “That letter stands for anger issues and attitude, and always right “
BBC headline: “ Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies” with picture of her pointing at the oeuvre
Emoji keyboard search for query “furtive glance rich with deep sexual tension”
BirdGuides headline says: “New study reveals woodpeckers use whole-body ‘hammer’ technique — and even grunt for power” with picture of a smaller black and white woodpecker on a log
Cuarteto Continental performing. Shit has vocalist, bassist, and accordionist in frame. They’re all wearing navy slacks, navy band vests, big point collar light blue shirts. All but bassist have straw campesino hats. They’re also dancing in unison while performing. The sound is Costeñita. Go listen to it