@realhumanbeing.bsky.social

@realhumanbeing.bsky.social

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Person known directly to some of you here - a little uncomfortable with this biography thing - this is where I go to make little jokes and zone out - such things shouldn't be too "public"

Zoomed in on - "response rate: 8/23 (34.78 %)"
An assembled mob of "stay" voters in Seasons 2-3 of Squid Game; they voted to remain in a game where all but one player was guaranteed to die, thinking they could be the one. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone pictured ended up dead (in brutal ways).
New York Times headline: "Iran War Live Updates: Attacks in Gulf Threaten to Reignite Conflict U.S. warships shot down missiles and drones aimed at ships the Navy was guiding through the Strait of Hormuz, and the authorities in the United Arab Emirates blamed Iran for a drone attack."
Photo of Cole Tomas Allen, alleged to have carried a shotgun towards the White House correspondence dinner, resulting in agent getting shot when an agent tried to shoot him
A tweet by Chris Koerner saying "Guys this post was a joke," quote-tweeting a similar post about a neighborhood in Southern California from a couple years ago
Three images - one, a stack of boxes from the United States Postal Service. Two, one of the boxes, now opened, with material inside. Third, a "Delivered" notice from royalmail.com. It says "Sent from: United States of America." The caption underneath them all says "Images show packages addressed to multiple recipients by a man who claimed to run a "sleeping liquid" deliver business. Obtained by CNN.
A headline from the Daily Beast, "MAGA Podcaster Joe Rogan Declares Himself 'Politically Homeless' After Trump Split, posted 23 hours prior. Illustrating the story is a photo of Joseph Rogan, his bald forehead wrinkled in consternation as he sits behind a microphone, in front of a faux-old-timey neon sign bearing the title of his show, "The Joe Rogan Experience."
Senator Ron Johnson, Republican of Wisconsin and often a strong supporter of the president, has escalated his warnings to Mr. Trump against making good on his recent threats toward Iran. “I do not want to see us start blowing up civilian infrastructure,” Mr. Johnson said on Monday during a podcast interview on “John Solomon Reports.” Later, Mr. Johnson told The Wall Street Journal that such an attack would be “a huge mistake” and that the president would lose support if he followed through on his threat to bomb Iran “back to the Stone Ages.”
Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green, in the midst of his notorious "they are who we they thought they were!" speech (after a loss to the Chicago Bears where he believed his Cardinals had exposed the team in the beginning, only to let them off the hook at the end) "...they are who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!"
A block of text reading: When asked for comment about the missing pages and the accusations against the president, a White House spokeswoman told NPR that Trump "has done more for Epstein's victims than anyone before him." "Just as President Trump has said, he's been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein," White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson told NPR in a statement. "And by releasing thousands of pages of documents, cooperating with the House Oversight Committee's subpoena request, signing the Epstein Files Transparency Act, and calling for more investigations into Epstein's Democrat friends, President Trump has done more for Epstein's victims than anyone before him. Meanwhile, Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries and Stacey Plaskett have yet to explain why they were soliciting money and meetings from Epstein after he was a convicted sex offender."
Jim Lahey of Trailer Park Boys drinks a bottle of clear liquor, while a shirtless Randy watches with concern. Caption says "the winds of shit are in the air"
" a set of strong and well-defined abdominal muscles visible on a person's midsection In one room, a former Chicago Luvabulls dancer, chiseled six-pack exposed in a crop top, gyrates to Beyonce's "Deja Vu." —Kyra Kyles"
Muhammad Ali, in boxing shorts with his fists up (not a lot of clear muscle definition)
a sign that says "nothing bad can happen for it can only good happen" in the zohran font
New York Post Headline with the caption "'Hot Girl for Zohran' gets mercilessly trolled for failing to recognize legendary actor: 'Inconceivable!'"