RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat

@realityminus3.bsky.social

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Snap of RM3's washing machine. It's a graphite/grey front loader. There is a TMBG Flood logo magnet on the left and a TMBPTMBG sticker on the right. Zeke sits on the counter above. There is a forest of houseplants on the windowsill.
Adjacent bluesky posts. The first (bottom) is a snippets-of-quotations-from-Moby-Dick account: "then all this desolate vacuity of life went away". The second (top) from Dorkomatic: "In the office today thinking "Where is my beautiful house? Where is my large automobile? How did I get here?""
Screen snap of BBC Weather's forecast for tomorrow. It promises thundery showers and a moderate breeze." Like holy hell we'll get thunder. 😡 We never get thunder. 😡 We probs won't even get rain! It's been freaking dry for MONTHS now. This is gods damned WALES and everything which is green 24/7/365 is fucking BROWN I HATE THIS SO MUCH ALSO SPOKANE IS ON FIRE IN AN APOCALYPTIC WAY I WANT OFF THIS PLANET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Screenshot of adjacent posts in my feed. The first (bottom) from Yorick: "and free balloons for the kids!". The second (top) from TMB(ot)G: [lyrics from How Can I Sing Like A Girl] "I want to raise my freak flag, higher and higher and, I want to raise my freak flag, and never be alone, never be alone"
A snap of RM3 holding up Zeke Rat, pointing at a street sign. It's a round sign, white background and red outer ring (meaning "no"), with a car pictured in the center. The car looks like its roof is exploding in a big fireball. I think it means "don't drive a car full of explosives down this road" or something, I dunno, I didn't see it in action.
666! A snap of my car's odometer showing a total of 121,666 miles driven in her lifetime.
RM3 standing in front of a house decorated for summer (parrots and flipflops onna trellis with a banner alongside) and wearing yellow tinted pineapple shaped sunglasses.
A graphic showing my results from Hank Green’s game 4x3, which is similar to Connections. I found the triples nearby in perfect reverse-rainbow order except I swapped yellow and green. Hence the game awarding me a sympathetic swear of frustration.
Screenshot of TMB(ot)G’s post. It’s lyrics from a TMBG song but it’s just the alphabet in order one letter after another vertically. The post ran out of display room with “Show More” just before Z
Screenshot of a BabylonBee.com article. Photo: A person has opened their front door to two trim, tidy young men wearing t-shirts with USA printed on the front. They sport friendly smiles and hold air conditioning units. The headline reads: "American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning"
As I say in my post. There are three American flags flying from the big top and one Welsh flag. The most prominent American flag is tattered at the ends. I felt really really really sad for seeing that. 😭
RM3 & Zeke Rat pose for a selfie in front of a pop-up circus in a field. There’s a big light up sign in lightbulb letters reading UNCLE SAM’S AMERICAN CIRCUS. It’s in front of a red and yellow “big top” tent.
Screenshot of Google Maps streetview of Nowhere Bookshop in San Antonio, TX. ... Or rather, Nowheere Bookshop as the picture shows. (It's two streetview snaps badly stitched together with not enough overlap.)
A native British hedgehog sitting next to the front wheel of my car. He was too scared to move but not scared enough to defensively curl up. I wanted so very much to scoop him up and cuddle him but I know better on multiple fronts. Still. 😍
A scan of my handwritten maths tutor lesson notes. My student and I were talking about drawing force diagrams and setting up force equations. Only the bestest grammarz out of this tutor. ⭐️
My screenshot of an ad from SPAM: a cartoon with pink sky and fluffy cloud background; a can of spam in the foreground with a picture of Hello Kitty on it
Snap of the back of my car. She's dark blue metallic and has an OBAMA '08 sticker on the left side of her hatchback door. You can see my reflection in her paint. My red glasses sit on my head (just above the top edge of the sticker) and I'm holding a canvas Tesco badger print shopping bag. I didn't realize I'd be in the shot too--this is all serendipitous. For some value of "serendipitous".
Two successive posts in my timeline, screenshotted. The first (bottom) is from tmbotg.bsky.social with lyrics from the song Istanbul (not Constantinople) ("Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'"). The second (top) is from hankgreen.bsky.social: "In English, turkeys are named after the country Turkiye. In Turkiye, they're called "Hindi" named after India. In Hindi, they're sometimes called "Peru named after...Peru. In Peru they're called "pavo" named after peacocks. Peacocks don't have a word for turkeys."
Two posts adjacent in my feed. The top is from @tmbotg.bsky.social: "Ah, do some damage, son". The bottom is from @mobydickatsea.bsky.social: "none but cowards send down their brain-trucks in tempest time"
RM3 w Zeke Rat in their seat. RM3 is in a yellow KN-95.
Your gal RM3 and her rat Z pose w the pilots of our Delta flight back to Newark. !!!!!!!
Zeke Rat poses against an internal window w the KMSU logo on. It's a gorgeous logo!
Zeke Rat stands up against a chocolate shake w whipped cream. The cup has an order label stuck to it which identifies the customer as Zeke
Selfie of RM3 in a yellow face mask and red rimmed glasses onna trên. Out the window is the station sign for Elizabeth NJ
Sign reads: "Adopt-A-Station. This station adopted by Friends of L. Ron Hubbard" ... ... ... !!
Zeke Rat sits on the edge of the stage looking up longingly at John Linnell's accordion, which sits on a black-draped platform
A post from Moose Alain immediately juxtaposed w a post from TMB(ot)G
On I-5. Snap out the passenger window of a car ahead slightly and to the right w Minnesota plates. I've marked out the numbers. The wing mirror is prominent in the snap and you can see my forearms holding up my phone.
Screenshot from Urban Dictionary for Outdoor Intercourse Day. The 8th of May is March 69th.
Zeke Rat on the seat tray table w a Delta trading card. It's for an E175 which we actually are on 😀
A snap of the two pilots in the cockpit on our flight this morning from Spokane to Seattle. Zeke sits on the dash. These pilots were SO CUTE and SO SWEET aaaahhhhh this is what I want out of life ❤️
Zeke on the kitchen counter (island) w a wrung out washcloth. His mood ring is off for drying purposes.
A tray of baked but unrisen cinnamon rolls. They were okay. Dense. A bit crunchy. Mom said they were all right. Dad had seconds. No idea what PDog thought--if there was any parental sleight of hand, I missed it.
Zeke on the kitchen counter (island) sniffing at rolled out dough sprinkled w a cinnamon brown sugar mixture
RM3 in sunglasses holding up a $2 and looking smug
RM3's face behind PDog's face for an in the car selfie
Screenshot of airplane seat map. The plane is 3-3. I have a window seat. Someone booked the middle seat, leaving the aisle seat empty. Whyyyyyy????????
Zeke Rat at the corner of Linnel's keyboard stand--video pans from Zeke up to the top of the kb
Snap of under Linnell's keyboard. A clarinet stands in readiness.
Zeke stands up at the edge of the stage and contemplates making a break for it straight under Marty's drum kit. Good rat Zeke!
Snap of the BearsvilleTheater's ceiling in blue light. There are red candled chandeliers and a disco ball
The Bearsville Theater. It's shaped like a barn.
Selfie of RM3 (just her eyes) w Newark Liberty International Train Station in the background
Zeke with two United trading cards. One Airbus A321neo. One Boeing 737 MAX
Zeke Rat sniffs at a United Airlines trading card. It's for a Boeing 757. We're on a 737. ... I think.
Zeke poses w the Monday, April 13th 2026 Spokesman Review newspaper ring page. The story above the fold has the headline "Auto theft on steep decline in Spokane" and (but) the accompanying photo shows a row of parked cars on a level street. ... ... ... 😂
Zeke sits on the sales counter. The owner stands behind, showing a large canister containing a block of raw chocolate.
Zeke sniffs a dozen colored hard boiled eggs. Happy Easter!!
Zeke Rat and Bianca pose in the semi dark with glow stick bracelets wrapped around them. (So cool!! 😎)
RM3 and Penny Dog pose for a selfie. RM3 grins, PDog sulks. She jumped down as soon as I let go.
Snap of RM3 sitting in a comfy chair w her feet up on a stool and Penny Dog curled up asleep on RM3's right thigh. The empty bowl had homemade matzo ball soup in and if you read this far, let me know what recipe you use. I like mine but am interested in improvement & variation ✌🏻💙
Selfie of RM3 and Zeke Rat onna airplane.
Screenshot of tmbw.net website w a "this day in tmbg" section for March 28th. "1930 -- Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul not Constantinople: Constantinople, and other old variants for the name of the Turkish city which were still in use internationally, are officially declared obsolete in favor of the name Istanbul by the Turkish Postal Service Law.
Snap of a setting crescent moon.
Snap of a wall with a sculpture made of twelve pentagonal mirrors. If you look closely, you can see the reflection of yours truly.
A fridge full of homemade magnets. It's most of the Homestar Runner characters. ... I mean, cawacters
Screenshot of a Google Maps search for "USPS". The first office in the search return includes the review: "Excellent service and the supervisor is HOT!"
RM3 & Zeke Rat onna plane in the window seat. I can and will mask all damn day forever and ever bc not getting sick is GREAT ✌🏻 You should mask too.
Zeke sniffs at a hefty almond croissant