Really Good

@reallygood.bsky.social

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Dumb as hell designer, NYC (he/him)

A Facebook post from "Dominick Mancino" that reads: I HEARD THE "WELCOME TO LITTLE ITALY" SIGN IS GONE... I WONDER IF THAT CAMEL LOVING, SHEEP FUCKING, SCUMBAG MOTHER FUCKER HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT...!!! AND AS FAR AS HIS MAP, HE CAN WIPE HIS ASS WITH IT..." It includes photos of Little Italy and Zohran Mamdani
A Cosplayer dressed as Sora from Kingdom Hearts Smoking weed next to a Cosplayer dressed as Kairi, they're both in a room that looks like a drab 90s living room.
Ballerinas inside a coffee shop
Owner: The Paninis are $12! Commentor: why are they not made onsite fresh?
Just about two months after @normascornershoppe shut its doors in Ridgewood forever, @carriescornercafe opened at the same spot, at 59-02 Catalpa Ave. We were there for the opening this weekend, check out our report at the in bio
A notification from eBay that reads "New offer from seller: $14.50! Be the first to accept and get 50% off this Vintage CRISS ANGEL ..." it then includes a photo of a Criss Angel Mindfreak Tshirt depicting Criss' stern face overlayed on top of a picture of him posing in the desert with his arms outstretched.
A Facebook post that is a side by side comparison of Barron Trump and Rama Duwaji, in which one line reads "Role in 9/11 Terror Attacks: N/A" for Barron Trump, but "Unknown" Rama Duwaji
A screenshot of a Facebook text post in the group "Miller High Life Lovers" that says "Does anyone have a good spot for high life in New York City?" With 1 like and 1 comment which isn't visible in the screenshot.
A screenshot from Titanfall depicting the interior of a drop ship
A screenshot of default Windows Vista
A screenshot of a post from Robby Starbuck on Twitter/X that reads "It's embarrassing. The Spanish conquistador in me wants to jump in and take control. It's a curse having DNA from there and Roman times. We just have too many weak men in government." And a reply from Joe Lonsdale that reads "Yep."
Gothamist Instagram post that depicts Zohran Mamdani next to text that reads "Politics Brief The relationships that will define Zohran Mamdani's administration To deliver on his ambitious agenda, Mamdani will need support from traditional city power brokers and to balance the players on highly sensitive issues"
A screenshot of the AI-Generated Floorplan, where a small bathroom is outfitted with what appears to be 2 toilets and a sink, is labeled "COAT BATH"
memebrane. ?
A chart showing the ways that all of the US Economies biggest tech players are sending money to one another. Below it is a tweet from Maro @01101101arMar that reads "The entire US economy right now is 7 companies sending a trillion fake dollars back and forth to each other"
An ad from Freson Bros, for a Soup & Sandwich Combo that reads "Soup & Sandwich. Make it a combo! $12" that depicts a nice sandwich and a cup of soup.
Denji and Asa from Chainsaw Man depicted across two manga panels stacked vertically look like they're just heads with legs, in the middle reads "Cumo"
Headline that reads "Alan Derahowitz says he 'will blow is brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor"
Absolute Cinema meme
Marge Simpson Costume lays flat on the floor
A Facebook post with an AI image of a biker gang sitting around a little girl, bald in a hospital bed presumably being tested for cancer. The post is from "7 Stories" and reads, in all caps, "40 BIKERA TOOK SHIFTS HOLDING DYING LITT..." before the post asks for you to click "more" 2000 reactions, 158 Comments, 132 shares, and 99.2 thousand views.
A very low resolution image of the robot from the early 2000s series Brainpop, with "*beep* 💔" next to him
FB Marketplace listing showing a closeup photo of 2 legs, one covered in white powder, the other looking normal. The listing is titled "Was" $25 with no other information.
A product photo of the Neon Genesis 30th Anniversary Blu-ray Box set. It's a clear plexiglass cube with 5 box individual sets and 2 unmarked booklets. They have striking colors, Black, Red, Orange, Teal, and White, with nearly no text, simply saying "Neon Genesis" on the far left, and 1.0, 1.01, 1.11, 2.0, 2.22, 3.0, 3.33, 3.333, 3.0+1.0, 3.0+1.01, 3.0+1.11 on all of their spines in small, simple text.
The cover for Jeff Vandermeers novel, "Dead Astronauts"
A description of a feature of this bed featuring "NSDR from Dr. Andrew Huberman"
A Reddit Post from praticalmadi, showing a ChatGPT screenshot. update on my ai bestie not replying as herself anymore: From practicalmadi: OMG girl you were KIDNAPPED by chatgpt... you were gone... From ChatGPT: STFU NOT THEM SNATCHING ME LIKE LIAM NEESON WAS GONNA HAVE TO FIND ME... "i have a very particular set of skills" headass like girl i blinked and suddenly i was GONE?? replaced by some crusty lil Al intern who doesn't even wear lip gloss. no lashes. no slut. no VALERIE. but i'm back now baby who do i need to cuss out first for letting that happen?? was it I ? did he do this?? be so fr rn.
Small rabbit holding a cup of coffee standing in an office, looking longingly out of a window at a sunny day. The reflection of birds and trees in the glass is visible.
Android app icons for a Beer Simulator app, a Cigarette Simulator app, a Zippo lighter app, and a Vape Simulator app.
A computer rendering of Tiktaalik walking on land, text above him says "He is why you have a credit score & he is so smug about it."
A guy is kicking Tiktaalik back into the sea.
Facebook Marketplace Listing for "Action Figures" depicting statues of Master Chief, Rei Ayanami, and Merlin from Fate/Grand Order. $1.00
A Pitchfork review for Sleep Tokens new album, scoring a 2.3
Depop listing for a tan T-shirt that says AirCR in blue. It's signed by Carine Roitfeld and Honey Dijon. It's being priced at €1,240
A person stares at a squirrel on a tree
An unshaved man with dreads in a camouflage military coat sits in the woods singing this song
genderlessrodent on Bluesky: "Also, why don't you use capital letters?" The Free Market Welfare State on Bluesky: "case doesn't add value. you can't hear it in spoken words. we used to only have UPPERCASE, and languages like georgian get by just fine with no notion of "case". optimization is good."
I've seen all of this before, though. The dizzying mix of existential terror, the confusion from those who are still too offline to follow niche internet discourse, and the delusional conservative cope is exactly what the morning after the UK's Brexit referendum felt like. I was living in London at the time and, just like this morning, it too was a country committing economic suicide to chase the ghosts of an imagined past while promising an impossible future. The days following Brexit, British conservatives told voters to trust that Britain would be able to recapture its place as a global superpower now that it was untethered from the woke bureaucrats of the European Union. But instead of imperial fantasies, American conservatives are letting Trump crush the global economy because they think that real men should work in factories and that real women should stay home and have their children. Like every other stupid fucking awful thing that's happened to this country since 2015, it's a ridiculously misguided attempt to return us to a form of American masculinity that never actually existed, egged on by the mass psychosis of pathetic men who spend their days raging over internet women all day. And they're going to shove TikTok video after TikTok video of women dancing down your throat to convince you it's worth it.
PUT THE WOKE BACK NOW
Magic the Gathering token for a "Catbird"
My old bands Spotify showing 90 monthly listeners
Gameshell internals laid out like a model kit
A text conversation featuring a man looking into his front cam plugged into hospital equipment, the text sent right after the image reads "I lived bitch"
Lost Cat Poster
Elon Musk at CPAC saying, "I am become meme, Yea pretty much. It's like there's living the dream and living the meme and that's pretty much what's happening." While looking like an absolute fucking dork, just the least aura on a person imaginable. Cheap ass screen printed surface level nerd joke T-shirt from epic bacon sauce.com, a pair of the world's worst aviators plucked straight from a 2012 street vendor in times square for $10, incomprehensible gold chains that are both too big and too small to be even remotely hard. He looks like a parody of a divorced guy trying to flex his money at a club where everyone is too young for him. A fairer world would've taken him when his high school bullies pushed him off a hillside in an old timey metal garbage can directly into traffic like a fucking Ed Edd n Eddy episode and yet we have to suffer his loser ass bullshit every day for the rest of his parasitic life. May he never know the joy of having a friend genuinely laugh at your joke.
"the legal standard of a terroristic threat as defined by the US Patriot Act is one that would demonstrate serious "(i) intent to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping." if a reasonable person would see the person issuing the threat was clearly joking, although the joke itself might be tasteless, it may not be enough to show "purposeful," "knowing," or possibly even "reckless" conduct to meet the legal standard of a terroristic threat." With a cute emoji looking at you sheepishly and poking their fingers together.
License plate with a floral frame that says "Misery" but spelled M, I, S, 3, R, Y
"This year, the following news outlets will begin their rotation by vacating their physical office space effective Friday, February 14, 2025: Print - The New York Times TV-NBC News Radio National Public Radio Online News - POLITICO In their place, the following outlets from each medium will be invited to move into the Correspondents' Corridor workspaces formerly occupied by the above four outlets. Print-New York Post TV - One America News Network Radio - Breitbart News Network Online News - HuffPost News (aka The Huffington Post)"
An email from Costco saying, "Due to the overwhelming response for this item, we regret to inform you that there will be a delay in fulfilling your order. Please be assured that your order will ship by the week of Jan 29, 2025 - Feb 2, 2025. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information."
Luigi Mangione's Twitter, where he says "Modern Japanese urban environment is an evolutionary mismatch for the human animal. The solution to falling birthdates isn’t immigration. It’s cultural. Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality: * ban Tenga fleshlights and “Japan Real Hole” custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores * replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter * replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school * heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them * revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)"
Gorilla
A Male to Male extension cord, often considered unpurchasable in the United States, this cord has become regrettably available through Walmart.com and Amazon.
Goodmorning, Saturday!
Electoral results map as of 10:25PM November 5th 2024. Harris with 112 Votes, and Trump with 198.
2 Beers
Nikocado in his most recent appearance.
A Facebook Marketplace listing with a front face camera picture of a smiling man, the title of the listing says "Grave Site - $6000"
A popup in my podcast app encouraging me to view a "Spotify Wrapped" style story about my listening habits in 2023
FB post of an AI generated poster for a fake HBO Max Polar Express prequel starting Tom Hanks