William Maley

@realmudmonster.bsky.social

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Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.

A man talking to a disinterested woman.
A Mercedes-Benz E 320 wagon (W140) in red and wearing a set of AMG monoblocks.
Ford Verona
An Isuzu Oasis, a rebadged Honda Odyssey
Fastball - All the pain money can buy
Robert Stack
Exterior of Ford Piquette plant
Audi TT-RS pulling away
Picture of a Passport International Automobiles dealer in Canada.
Wayne Rooney on the World Cup halftime show, “I thought it was crap.”
Kia Sportage w/duct tape fix
The original and cancelled second-generation Volkswagen Phaeton
Range Rover Evoque with the top down.
1984 Audi 5000
80s Mercedes-Benz SL
Alpine B7 sitting a parking lot.
Late 60s, early 70s Chevrolet Suburban.
My parent’s dog, Beatrice, waiting for her scraps from dinner.
2016 Scion iA
Meme that has a Facebook message saying "What's going on?" The choice marked is "I'm in this photo and I don't like it".
A Slate Truck sitting at a stop light
A Chrysler Crossfire cabriolet enjoying the sun. (Sorry for the potato quality, stupid sun was trying to blind everyone at this intersection.)
Box of GE Daylight LED lightbulbs
1955 Studebaker President Speedster Coupe
One of the items in the Prestige Car Selling Service is “Take Great Photos”. Very questionable when you see the “great photos” in question.
Title card from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It reads, "What are we doing here, people?"
Billboard for a betting site that reads “You’re not in Ohio. That’s a win.
A silver Volkswagen Phaeton
2021 Polestar One
Ferrari 456 Venice
2016 Chevrolet Equinox
2017 Lexus CT 200h F-Sport
A 2018 Maserati Ghibli sitting on the used car lot at a Ford dealer.
Lexus GS 350 F-Sport
My Brother laser printer.
A Chevrolet Brightdrop EV van being used by a local coffee roaster.
Look, its the Suzuki RAV4 Prime. Sorry, being told its the Suzuki Across PHEV.
The Cadillac BLS, a Saab 9-3 in Cadillac clothing.
Renault Espace
Screenshot from the latest DankPods video featuring "Doug DeMeuro" in a three-wheel EV. Frank the snake is handling the drive-thru.
2002 Hyundai XG350
2006 Daihatsu Copen
1991 Hyundai Scoupe
Ad for the Jaguar XJ 220 with tagline, “200 MPH and a CD player.”
A Lincoln Continental with various attachments on it.
Lada Niva at the Detroit Auto Show.
The Adobe car from Saturday Night Live
Poster for Cradle 2 the Grave
A Rolls-Royce Phantom awkwardly placed in an intersection.
3x3 grid showing off nine games. Top Row: Gran Turismo 2, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Middle Row: Forza Motorsport 3, Return of the Obra Dinn, Ratchet and Clank Collection Bottom Row: Bioshock 2: Minerva's Den, Daytona USA, You Must Build a Boat
Meme that reads "Days since classified military documents have been leaked in War Thunder forums" with a person clapping.
My dad’s Thunderbird
The Way by Fastball done in Pokemon Pokopia font.
Windows Lock Screen being shown on a ATM
Photo of New Zealand rally car driver Possum Bourne from the 1990 Marlboro Safari Rally Kenya.
Mercedes-Benz EQS
2005 Saab 9-2X Aero
1959 BMW 502 Super
Dodge Ram D250
Animation cells from a Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd cartoon.