Kam Sandwich

@red-sparrows.bsky.social

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Just three capybaras in a trench coat. 45 years old. Iranian. Far left. Maryland. he/him/his

You fall for what feels like an eternity. You open your eyes to see a liminal space, its walls covered from end to end, infinitely, with a collage of Matthew Yglesias posts. Almost immediately you start to go mad - "But I don't understand", "Sure...I just don't understand", "Don't really understand this" burns a hole into your retinas. You run through an infinite maze, finding the familiar "I don't understand" screed waiting for you, turn after every horrifying turn. Welcome to the Backrooms.
A partial screenshot of a Google search result for reminder to breathe. The text says: People also ask How do I remind myself to breathe? Set an alarm. Set an alarm to remind yourself it's time to [The rest of the screenshot is truncated]
A gif of the "Community pizza disaster" scene from the TV show The Community (Season 3, Episode 4, "Remedial Chaos Theory") The study group is having a housewarming party at Troy and Abed's new apartment. When the doorbell rings for the pizza, Jeff rolls a six-sided die to decide who has to go get it. The episode explores six different "what-if" timelines based on who gets chosen. For this GIF, The worst timeline happens when Troy is chosen to get the pizza. When he rushes out the door, he slams it hard, causing a disaster. When Troy walks back into the room smiling with the pizzas, he finds his apartment completely on fire and Pierce bleeding out on the floor.
A screenshot of a snippet of the article regarding Colorado gubernatorial Republican candidate Victor Marx. The quotes part says: Marx refused to state how many people he's killed in his life during an interview with 9News Kyle Clark. He said he wouldn't tell voters because, "There's no need. I don't think that's important." He has also claimed that he called in an airstrike as a civilian. "I didn't realize civilians could especially facilitate military airstrike, could you walk me through how that worked?" asked Clark. "No," replied Marx. Marx also discussed performing exorcisms, including doing so over the phone.
A photo of a window from the inside of an apartment. On the window sill are two moth orchid plants, with the one on the left being pure yellow and the one on the right is a lighter shade of yellow with no patterns. In the background are trees and a historic building.
A photo of a 45 year old man with dark, wavy hair standing in a room in front of a painting of a tree with multicolored leaves. He's wearing a blue button up shirt and a dreadfully serious expression.
A top-down view of a white coffee mug. At the bottom of the mug there's a coffee stain that's making unique shapes.
A photo of a 45 year old man trying desperately to look cool (hint: he fails) for a selfie, with black hair, a brown t-shirt, and a copper colored duvet behind him.
A scene from the 90s sitcom Friends between Phoebe and Joey. The scene has been turned into a meme, with two columns and four rows to support a back-and-forth dialogue starting from the top left. Phoebe is on the left while Joey is on the right. While the scene happened, the dialogue has been changed for this meme. It depicts Phoebe listing a series of things to which Joey replies correctly, but when Phoebe prompts him to reach a conclusion, Joey still doesn't get it and says the wrong thing: Phoebe: Elites are... Joey: Capitalists Phoebe: Oligarchs are... Joey: Capitalists Phoebe: Plutocrats are.. Joey: Capitalists Phoebe: The problem is... Joey: Socialism!
A screenshot from the goth / cold wave band Lebanon Hanover's Instagram where they respond to the Reform UK using their song "Gallowdance" in an anti-asylum video. The text of the Instagram post from Lebanon Hanover: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE HEAD OF POLICY FOR THE BRITISH FAR RIGHT POLITICAL PARTY 'REFORM UK' HAS USED A SLOWED DOWN VERSION OF OUR TRACK 'GALLOWDANCE' IN A RECENT ANTI ASYLUM SEEKER VIDEO POST ON HIS OFFICIAL X ACCOUNT. WE HAVE NOT GRANTED PERMISSION FOR HIS USE OF THE TRACK, NOR DO WE ALIGN OURSELVES WITH 'REFORM UK' OR ANY OTHER FAR RIGHT HATRED FILLED POLITICAL RHETORIC. WE ARE CURRENTLY PURSUING VARIOUS AVENUES TO HAVE OUR MUSIC REMOVED FROM SAID VIDEO AND TO PREVENT ITS FURTHER USE BY 'REFORM UK' OR ASSOCIATES.
A bottle of wine. The bottle has a white label with the text "Nein Lives" in red text. Below it is "Riesling 2023" in black text. Below the text on the label is an illustrative image of a cat sticking its head in a fishbowl searching for a goldfish, which sits below the cat, looking up. At the bottom right of the label is the text "no. 3."
Picture of an Iranian man, 45, with black hair and wearing a teal blue shirt, looking sadly in the camera as he painstakingly awaits Caturday. He looks ridiculous and pouty because it's been a very long week.
Two large pieces of onigiri sitting on a turquoise colored plate. Both onigiri are triangular shaped. One onigiri has a kitty cat face decorated, made with seaweed strips. The other piece has a cat paw. Onigiri are Japanese rice balls wrapped in seaweed and can be filled with protein or left plain.
Black and white photo of a man with dark hair (hi, it's me, man with dark hair) in bed.
A candle holder that has seven cats sitting in a circle around the candle. The cats are a sandy / grey color, and I'm not sure what the material is - it might be ceramic? It's hefty and cold to the touch, but lighter than stone.
A photo of me, in bed, under a copper / saffron colored blanket, after doing absolutely nothing on New Year's Eve.
A photo of a blue sky with a large, puffy white cloud over a building. The cloud resembles a mouse.
A photo of a small patch of blue sky surrounded by clouds. The small patch of exposed sky is heart shaped. To the menu left of the sky, and not a focus of this masterpiece, is a dull building.
A black and white photo of my wall with a shadow cast on it by a nearby orchid. The shadow resembles a human face with eye sockets,a small hat, an elongated chin, and a torso.
A photoshopped image of Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan dressed like Caillou while playing guitar at a show. The text at the top says: "want to feel old? this is caillou today" Billy Corgan is photoshopped to wear the signature Caillou yellow shirt with blue shorts in the meme.
Two moth orchids in front of an apartment window. The moth orchid on the left, which is a yellow/orange/brown color, looks like it's leaning in to bite the white one on the right. I've added googly eyes to both.
Two moth orchids sitting on a window sill. The white moth orchid is minding its own business while the yellow moth orchid is looking like it wants to bite its stem.
Me, looking up longingly, as my bed looks extra cozy. My bed is behind me in this portrait mode photo with a sunny spot on the pillow. Behind it is my window sill with moth orchids, also enjoying the sunshine as I'm doomed to my fate.
Source: Instagram, by shoot_thismoment A white cat wearing sparkly pink pajamas laying in a sparkly bed with a box of sparkly pizza and sparkly drink. On their stomach is a box of sparkly snacks and everything is so sparkly in this photo. Anyway, the caption says "Sorry my schedule is full"
It's a photo of the blueberry cheesecake that looks like the ocean but wait... What's this?! There's a cartoon crab skittering around and a cartoon shark trying to eat a cartoon boat, all normal things that happen in real oceans and not blueberry cheesecakes. Yum!
A screenshot from the website Jezebel about Etsy witches cursing Charlie Kirk. The last paragraph, titled "In Witches We Trust", asks "So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell." https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk This article was published on September 8, 2025.
A skeet by a Deadpool parody account who is absolutely heartbroken that their hero Charlie Kirk has left this mortal realm and incensed that nobody is sending their finest tots and pears. It's not really worth reading at all, but the first line says: "I'm deleting this disgusting app" followed by vapid navel-gazing lmao. Oh the last line is requesting that we lick their taint. It's probably a fetish.
My YouTube Music "top listener" badges. It lists me as having been a top listener of the band Twin Tribes in August, July, and May 2025. Below it is a top listener badge for Wisp for October 2024.
A doll sitting propped up against a tree. The doll is wearing a pink polka dot onesie that says "little SISTER", where the word "little" is in a smaller cursive white font while "SISTER" is larger, in all caps, block style, and blue text, sitting below "little". The doll has what almost looks like smeared mascara and its face is partially obscure by foliage.
A small speck of Dawn dish soap on the countertop. The soap sud has holes where it looks like two eyes and a mouth, with a surprised expression.
A look of pained sadness in my face after realizing that the last 468 hours only counted as Monday.
Famous photo taken by White House Photographer Peter Souza in 2014, during a tense meeting between former US president Obama and Russian president Putin. The photo was taken in Normandy, France on the 70th anniversary of the Normandy landings. The photo shows Obama, standing on the left of Putin, towering over and leaning into him. Putin looks clearly intimidated in this photo as he's leaning back and looking down.
The inside of a copper colored vase. The camera is positioned on the inside such that you only see the center, hiding the fact that it's a vase. The light shining on the outside illuminates the inside, making it seem like a funnel shaped storm.
The album cover to "Ceremony" by Twin Tribes. The album cover is all white with four dried and wilted black roses. One rose is at the bottom while three sit at the top right corner of the image. The band name (Twin Tribes) is slightly in the middle, to the left of the image and sits above the album name, Ceremony. The album was released in 2019 through labels: Manic Depression Records, Negative Gain Productions, and Young & Cold Records.
The front of the album "The Angel and the Dark River" by the British Doom metal band My Dying Bride. Originally released in 1995 as the band's third studio album, this is a 30th anniversary special re-release. The album cover is white. At the top is the band's name (My Dying Bride) while at the bottom is the album title (The Angel and the Dark River). In the middle is a photo of a woman's unclothed torso. Her bare arms are crossed to cover her chest with her head turned to the side. The photo goes up to her lips, so you don't see the rest of her face. The background of the photo is black.
The front album cover of "While you Sleep" by A Murder of Angels. The album cover is blood red with echoes of dark trees in the background. Performers – Bryin Dall, Derek Rush Released in 1999 Label: Middle Pillar Presents
The album cover of Peking Spring by the Boston area band Mission of Burma. The cover shows the original band members standing around each other: Roger Miller Clint Conley Peter Prescott Martin Swope Bass, Vocals – Clint Conley Drums, Vocals – Peter Prescott Executive-Producer – Curtis Guitar, Vocals – Roger Miller Originally released only on cassette in 1985 and then reissued on CD in 1993, Peking Spring is an odds-and-sods collection of previously unreleased material from all of Mission of Burma's 1979-1982 career. The ten tracks are in non-chronological order, but the heart of the disc is six 1982 recordings intended for what was going to be Burma's third album.
A view of the sunrise at the Cadillac Mountain Summit Trail at Bar Harbor, Maine. This location is the first to see the sun rise in the US from October 7 to March 6.
Selfie of me, laying in bed, trying desperately to hold back my enthusiasm over work (sarcasm).
The album cover for the progressing metal album "The Spear of the Lily is Aureoled" by the band Sculptured. The album cover depicts a Calla Lily with the text "Sculptured" above it and the text "The Spear of the Lily is Aureoled" below it. The Lily sits on a black, textured surface. Released in 1998 on The End Records. Drums – John Schlegel Engineer [Engineered By] – Ronn Chick Mastered By – Burke Harris, Ronn Chick Mixed By – Ronn Chick Music By, Lyrics By – Don Anderson Photography By [Cover And Inlay Photos] – Shawn Morrill Trumpet [All Trumpet Work] – Burke Harris Vocals – Brian Yager Vocals, Guitar [Guitars], Bass, Keyboards – Don Anderson
The album cover of the 2000 album "Shades of..." by the Finnish funeral doom metal band Shape of Despair. The album cover has various tones of green and black with what looks like trees, but it's completely distorted. Originally recorded in Hellhole Studios in 1999 and released under Spikefarm Records. Re-released under Season of Mist. J.S.: lead guitars, acoustic guitar and synth. T.U.: rhythm and bass guitars. N.S.: female vocals. T.M.: male vocals. S.R.: drums. J.V.: flute
Movie poster for the movie Clerks, directed by Kevin Smith and starring Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Jason Mewes, and Lisa Spoonauer. Released on October 19, 1994.
A thick fog blankets densely packed trees along the edges of the Lower Hadlock Pond, near the Norumbega Mountain Trail in Acadia National Park, Maine. Coordinates: 44°18'39.3"N 68°17'28.7"W ƒ/1.68, 1/1120, 6.9mm, ISO30
A photo taken of a hole in a tree. The hole goes all the way through the tree and allows you to see the other side.
A black and white forced perspective photo of the massive trees in the Norumbega Mountain Trail in Acadia national park, Maine. The perspective is such that it looks like you're laying on the ground and looking up at the trees, with the tree tops coming together at the peak.
Twin Tribes singer Luis Navarro singing while playing guitar, live at the Fillmore, Silver Spring, MD. The photo has a black and white filter.
Screenshot of Joanne Freeman's original post: "1/ A thought. Seeing some on the left mocking those who marched for not doing enough. Too scared to get arrested. Can you not see that this is what the left CONSISTENTLY does to itself, & defeats its purpose?" Gin replies with: "Who are 'some on the left'? I'm going to need you to name names." Muninsdad then replies: "There are unfortunately a hand full of very visible groups tied to authoritarianism and all sorts of nonsense. For example, PSL, SA, Codepink, Answer coalition, etc etc - they also think NATO is the cause of Russian invasion."
A black and white photo of a white moth orchid at night.
Meme photo of a boomer on the left, wearing a pink cardigan and using a walker, thinking that kids can pay off their student loans if they simply stopped living life and probably just died. Younger person on the right, wearing a blue shirt, helping Grandma get home.
A screen shot of the Altnoaa account praising the journalist that was accidentally added to the group chat on Signal. The text says: "He should absolutely be thanking this journalist. He could have published before the operation was conducted and thus jeopardized not only the operation, but the safety of our troops. Journalist made good ethical decisions and held power to account"
An ad on Pinterest about a product, sold on Amazon, called Jewel Cooler. The photo displays the lower torso of a person wearing short pants / trousers while sitting in their car. A hose has one side attached to their car's air conditioning vent with the other side inserted inside their short pants / trousers to blow air into their nether regions.
Twitter post that displays, by swing state, the total number of votes for 3rd party candidates, the win margin by Trump in each state, and the sum of votes that Harris would have still lost by if she had received every 3rd party vote.
Collage of people wearing Oakley's and other sunglasses, with some having a Trump hat or US flag in the background. The majority seem to be selfies from their car.
Three moth orchids next to an apartment window.