RedBlueOx

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Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.

Cartoon panel where the kool-aid man confronts a hot and thirsty Benjamin Franklin.
Snapping turtle out walking the streets at dusk.
Don Trump post showing a rendering of a “golden dome for the White House”
Simpsons still from Wiggum p.i. when skinner gets fed up with the Paul Prudhomme character who keeps dropping off shrimp and saying “I guarantee!” and skinner deftly delivers a pointed “*will* you stop saying that!”. I wanna say it to trump about his danged cognitive tests! It doesn’t mean what he thinks it means!
Deniro doing the “and you’re laughing?” bit.
AOC confronting RFK Jr but looking like she’s making an “Italian gesture.”
Tiny green frog chilling on my porch.
Pope Leo at the mic
The legend Mike Mills adds his vocal talents to the night’s closer “Star 69.”
R.E.M. cover band extraordinaire led by Michael Shannon and Jason Narducy takes on “Burning Down” last Tuesday in Bloomington.
Super R.E.M. cover band fronted by Michael Shannon and Jason Narducy tears through the 1982 chestnut “carnival of sorts (boxcars)” at Bloomington, Ind.’s Bluebird night club last Tuesday.
Michael Shannon & Jason Narducy’s super R.E.M. cover band rips through “lifes rich pageant” and more in Bloomington, Ind., on St. Patrick’s Day.
Clothing store guy from the chair company saying I know a guy who's at his limit
Stack of bags of cat food dubbed "Maintenance Cat".
LeBron saying "happy international women's day"
Anakin/Padme meme where she’s asking a metaphorical Lutnick to clarify his bizarre statement about leaving pedophile island with all his children.
Weightlifter Mark Henry saying “guys you gotta take reindeer organs
A weird ad with a guy failing an attempt to chug honey.
Robert Smith of the Cure
The 2026 edition of the annual Hopslam triple IPA release from Bell's
Calculon from Futurama extorts Zoidberg's uncle's Oscar : "it's slightly less fraudulent for you to have it."
Calculon from Futurama pondering the worth of having extorted an Oscar statuette, despite not having been nominated in the first place.
An extra large t shirt featuring the mascot character from the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, "Whatizit"
Platter of snickerdoodles rolled in either red or white sugar for seasonal snacking.
Clabber Girl brand baking powder.
Dom Monaghan asking Elijah Wood “when will you wear wigs?”
Mochi the cavalier King Charles spaniel, looking expectant (for treats)
Jim Downey on the Conan podcast
Michael j Fox: “you guys might not be ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.”
Jacques, a would-be homewrecker, sultrily telling Marge to throw the bowling ball. The Simpsons.
Meme image of preacher saying “Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Kif from futurama trying to smoke
The guy from the libertarian debate who “isn’t sure” we should require licenses for drivers.
Skeleton in neighborhood front yard missing his hands. Small dog skeleton on the ground has one of em in her mouth.
Indianapolis state house rally, signs and flags.
Al Pacino in Heat saying “she’s got a great ass!”
The scary rabbit-coded creature from Donnie Darko, whose plot I barely recall.
Mouse Soup.
Lil boy from Oliver Twist asks for more gruel but it’s the (Indiana Pa)’cers we want more from. Give us one more classic game!
Robot from futurama m*a*s*h skit switching his tone from irreverent to maudlin.
Tyrese Haliburton rises above a flat-footed Cason Wallace and a flummoxed Alex Caruso for a legendary shot.
Martin short of the queen haters belting out the hits on Mel’s rock pile.
Dr Nick learns the true meaning of “inflammable.”
Civil War: “what kind of American are ya?”
My feed, astral conjunction of “I love lesbians,” “I love women so much,” and “me and my groundhog wife curled up in our burrow.”
Sign for chicken feet at Costco that calls them “paws.”
Morrissey cover “Everyday is Like Sunday”
An old Mountain Dew can with no caffeine.
LL cool J. He’s that type of guy.
Simpsons still with a ham radio emitting the informative phrase “I have a ham radio”
A Dr Pepper flavored peeps box. One eye in the middle of the forehead of the most prominently visible peep.
Dr. Amp (twin peaks) saying his classic phrase “the fucks are at it again!”
The fireman from twin peaks season three telling agent Cooper "it is in our house now."
The bear in the book Jamberry enjoys many such breakfasts whilst composing his memorable rhyme.
White walker from game of thrones, possibly the one killed by Samwell or Jon. I can't remember. I call him White Walter. Great hair.
Laura Dern as Tulpa Diane in Twin Peaks season 3, saying "there's no backup for this," after seeing Matthew Lillard get his head crushed by a woodsman from another dimension.