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he/him/his | zillenial | low-key autistic | Giving everybody here the cracker pass | 🎳🥋

exhausted smiley face holding phone emoji on a white background
Post from user @/RamsesTar (display name Bill Boobichick) which reads "my ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse the way she treated the goat"
R. Crumb comic panel depicting a short man with a big nose thinking "I loathe every person I see in the street! Lookit that stupid asshole!" while watching a man with mustache, sunglasses, and a trucker hat walks down the street whistling
Tweet from user @/NatalieGBand which reads "'A social media ban is good for kids! They'll read more!' Same person in 6-8 months: Why is the weather app asking me for my ID?!?!?!?!"
Tweet from user @/sumgarf which reads "happy Pride exclusively to open relationship couples with age gaps that love kink at Pride events"
Quote from Matthew Walker which states, "Sleep is a kindness you give your future self"
A slightly worn copy of the book "Razorblade Tears" by S.A. Cosby. The cover shows two men walking towards a sunset together on a wide dirt road
Post from user @/IsntAmbr which reads "-t girl with birthday bottom dysphoria b like I am not taking my penis off, I am penis o'toole"
Post from user @/cansasfrank80 which reads "Wether [sic] people want to accept it or not, Jammy [sic] John's is slowly morphing its menu into that of Arby's." directly above a post from @/theonion which shows the headline "Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby's Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers" accompanied by a picture of Trump giving a press conference while gesturing with an Arby's menu. The two posts are both less than 60 seconds old in the screenshot and were posted less than 30 seconds apart
Summary blurb of basic information related to the fisher (pekania pennanti), a member of the mustelid family native to northern North America known for its dark shiny coat. It usually grows to around 8 pounds and its conservation status is listed as "least concern."
Post from user @/benedictsred which reads "Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard"
Customer emoji combining a smiling face with sunglasses and a lotus flower
Screenshot of a post from @/PopBase that shows a COVID virus with the caption "6 years ago today, COVID-19 was officially declared a global pandemic"
A large dish of paella, roughly about 2 and half or 3 feet across
Post from user @/47jessyka which reads "I hate men with an attitude. ur pussy not better than mine" quote tweeted by user @/silkshirtt with "u don't know that"
Post from user @/sandinistaolivia which reads "I hope the glasses kid is having a good Valentine's Day. I hope every person he has a crush on reaches out to him and tells him how fucking cool it was to see him punch a baby Nazi." referencing a popular video where a heavy set young man in a brown hoodie with glasses punches out his racist, annoying classmate for carrying a sign with pro-ICE slogans and generally being a pain in the ass
Post originally by @/theJayAlto which reads "you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world" being qt'ed by @/blakeit with "tweet of the year." and rt'd by @/GianmarcoSoresi
Screenshot of a post from @/ashotmagazine (blue check) that states that Scream 7 will include a generative AI feature that allows viewers to insert themselves into scenes from the movie
User @/dfarecs post that reads "Imagine going to the coffee shop with your man and he gets an iced banana cream matcha with oat milk" being quote-tweeted by user @/145k4 with "i think we're due for a revival of 2008-2010 era Real Men Wear Pink culture, this stuff is getting to d too much." There are 28 retweets, 492 likes, and 16 bookmarks.
The book "The Plague," by Albert Camus. It is the 2021 translation by Laura Marris
Post from user @/imkimlol which reads "I need a classy way to say 'tirned on'...horny sounds too aggressive" which is quote-tweeted by user @/tifa_glockhart with "Fully torqued"
White man in his late 20s with a mid length beard wearing a light green Carhartt beanie, a Carhartt Sherpa lined jean jacket, and Wrangler jeans
Post from user @/imnoteven4pf that reads "You know someone's 28 when they say Merry chrysler"
Tweet from user @/coolgirl0nline that reads "shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully"
Tweet from user @/jason_howerton which reads "Sometimes I wonder how much of what we call "mental illness" is actually demonic oppression"
Tweet from user @/VeinRichard which reads, "the elder zoomer speaks of the wii with reverence"
Tweet from @/Phil_Lewis_ of an article with the headline/caption "Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun." The picture shows what appears to be an old muzzle loading pistol
Hybrid emoji, a smiley face with teeth showing and sunglasses
Chicken shawarma wrapped in red and white checkered paper with pickled vegetables and sauce in the background
Five falafel on a plate with hummus, pickles, onions, and parsley
Turkish coffee served in a small white cup on a white saucer
Far Side cartoon. A cat is standing in front of a gumball machine filled with mice turning the knob. A mouse points at one getting sucked down and yells "Randy's goin' down!"
Photo of the Loveland Frogman with a small size comparison of the frogman and a human in the upper right corner. The Frogman comes up to an adult man's elbow
Post from user/outlet @/Dexerto which reads "Soleil the Belgian Sheepdog has won Best in Show at the 2025 National Dog Show She is the first of her breed to ever win the award"
Screenshot of the app Habit now showing a 60 day streak for the habit "do not buy or use THC products"
A montage of various Charlie Kirk edits
Edit of a Haus comic panel of a tired looking man with stubble saying "I am 29 years old"
Screenshot of a Deadline article titled "David Chase Limited Series 'Project: MKUltra' About Covert CIA Program In Works At HBO" with a photo of David Chase next to the book "Project Mind Control: Sidney Gottlieb, the CIA, and the Tragedy of MKUltra" by John Lisle
Tweet from user @/beanytuesday that reads "I think what makes Curtis Silea so endearing, despite his politics, is that he clearly comes from the Hey Arnold version of New York
An image comparing the brain activity of two people, one who has been sitting quietly and another who went on a 20 minute walk. The brain that went for a walk shows much higher activity
Chris Moltisanti, of "The Sopranos" as played by Michael Imperioli, saying "everything's so fucking morbid"
Vladimir Lenin watches aliens in scouting uniforms construct a straw hut at sunset. Flying Saucers are in the background
Tweet from user @/_adamlondon which reads "unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot"
Idris Elba sitting back against a gray background looking towards the camera with his hands folded with caption "Learn to sit back and I serve. Not everything needs a reaction."
Letterboxd last four watched, "Midnight Cowboy," "Mikey and Nicky," "The Silent Partner," and "The Way of the Dragon"
Spongebob Squarepants flying through the air to deliver a karate kick wearing red foam helmet and gloves
Tweet from user @/space Bruce which reads "The UK literally pulling a wanking licence joke on everyone unfortunate enough to live here and US card companies having a say in what can and can't be profitable is genuinely unsettling, very nervous about the future."
A picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes saying "fuck GoComics," a reference to the website GoComics which has used copyright claims to shut down various subreddits about comics such as "Calvin and Hobbes" and "The Far Side"
Video of Stavvy stating that Greeks have more in common with Arabs than with white people
A glass of Müllet-Reprecht wine at Father Forgive Me, a Detroit wine and cocktail bar
Screenshot of an email inbox showing two emails from the Detroit Free Press, the first reading "U.S. bombs Iraq" and the second reading "CORRECTED: U.S. bombs Iran"
TikTok of a man responding to a comment asking if he kisses boys by saying that he kisses dudes and then listing the types of dudes he kisses, which include but are not limited to short dudes, dudes with long hair, any and all race of dudes, and dudes who look like they listen to The Smiths
MS Paint of Timmy Turner praying to God at his bed, asking "dear God please let this be real it would be so fucking funny"
The book, "Birchers: How the John Birch Society Radicalized the American Right" by Matthew Dallek
Post from user @/sulking time which reads "oh man i think i figured out what the millennial equivalent of genX "we're badasses for drinking out of the hose and being latchkey kids" is. but if i say it i will get SCREAMED at"
The Duolingo owl saying "let's review your mistakes"
Poster for the movie "Friendship" starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd, featuring both men standing against a sky grey background with the tagline "men shouldn't have friends"
Screenshot of an article in "Fortune" with the headline "Northeastern college student demanded her tuition fees back after catching her professor using OpenAI's ChatGPT"
Screenshot of a tweet from @/pannekook which reads "getting turned off by male pattern baldness is like. that’s also structural pedophilia but apparently it’s ok when women do it?"
Screenshot of Twitter account Pope Crave of the autism creature dressed in cap and crucifix stating "YIPPEPEPEPEPYAAYYYY I DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 3 AM ANYMORE"