Unsweetened Caroline

@redmenace.bsky.social

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Just a person who loves horror, comics, weird TV and movies, and who can make a compelling case for professional wrestling being the Shakespearean street theater of our time. Spends way too much time knitting, sewing, and crafting weird things. She/her

A super cute novelty strawberry shaped cup with a strawberry keychain hanging off of it (and filled with strawberry lemonade) and a tall glass filled with sweet peach green tea with a lid that had a cute kitty shaped ceramic teapot on top—it’s got dry ice inside, so it looks like steam is coming out of the teapot
A lavender K-Pop Demon Hunter lounge-y sweater dress with a giant white bear wearing a pink bow on the front. It is snuggly perfection.
A brown and white dog lounges while crossing his front paws and staring at you judge-ily
All of David Leavitt’s posts being labeled as spam by Bluesky
Every post by David Leavitt labeled as spam
A colorful woven wall hanging with stripes and various asymmetrical shapes woven out of thrifted acrylic yarn in fun 80s colors: hot pink, aqua, teal, brightass yellow, and white
A meme showing Skeletor with his back to us and his face stuck in a jagged hole in what is probably a wooden floor but the image is rotated so it looks kind of like a wall. The text reads “Today I Face My Problems Head On”
A small brown and white doggie face peeks over the back of an aqua couch
A small brown and white dog sits on a pale blue couch plotting chaos
A very, very clean brown and white dog sitting cutely on an aqua colored couch.
A brown and white dog on an aqua colored couch with a checked blanket next to him. His mouth is wiiiiiide open and his eyes are HUGE.
The crow judges you.
Crownan O’Brian, eating an almond while perched on a bench across from me.
Me in my awesome Teen Wolf costume
Me dressed as Scott (Micheal J. Fox) from Teen Wolf
An arm and hand encased in a yellow letterman’s jacket sleeve with a furry fingerless mitt with a thumb hole at the end. It’s all looking very Teen and very Wolf.
A brown/brindle and white dog is stretched across an aqua couch. His front legs are fully extended to the right, his back legs are fully extended to left. His side, neck, and head are leaned against the back cushions, and his head is thrown back in what can best be described as “howling wolf” pose. He is fully asleep.
A brindle/brown and white maybe dog is weirdly curled up on a couch. He is surrounded by toys and a remote control and is doing strange, unknowable things with his paws.
A brown/brindle and white dog sulks on an aqua couch, lamenting the fact that his cruel owners came back with fancy coffees but didn’t bring him a pup cup.
A brown/brindle and white dog lying on his side on an aqua couch. His head is propped on a colorful pillow and his front paws are crossed like a genie granting a wish.
Crownan O’Brien, the crow I made friends with at work
A very handsome boy!
A small brown/brindle and white dog takes a break from criminality to nap on an aqua couch.
A small brown/brindle and white dog sits in a darkened room while a hand proffers a fish skeleton shaped chew toy.
Two pairs of boring black boots.
A small brown/brindle and white dog sleeps on an aqua couch and pink/green/yellow grosgrain print cushion, in a position that Olympic diving hopefuls would envy. Such form! Such grace! Such ridiculousness!
A truly handsome brown/brindle and white dog bathed in the pink light of a beautiful sunset. He is plotting the murder of the best fiber art I’ve ever made.
A small white and brown/brindle doggie sits in a corner nook outside. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.
A brown/brindle and white rougarou with a retractable neck naps peacefully. And neckless-ly.
A brown/brindle and white dog (or maybe a rougarou) sits cutely in a grey fluffy bed, one paw casually draped over the side. He is clearly plotting evil.
A small brown/brindle and white dog standing on his hind legs with his front paws propped up on a stairwell. He is looking off to the side inquisitively.
Iggy Pup, brown/brindle and white dog (or possible rougarou) buries his head in shrubbery in an attempt to hide/not go back inside yet.
Washed up cokehead Adam Sessler quote posting cool Bluesky lady’s “jeez man relax” with the text “Aw the Jew-hating cunt is trying to get one over on me.” He eventually deletes this while sobbing that “gamergate” people are picking on him. Because “gamergate” people are just notooooooorious for calling out misogynists/making misogynists flopsweat and cry…
A small brindle/brown and white dog stretched out like some sort of animal skin rug
A pretty brindle/brown and white dog/rougarou proudly surveys his hoarded toys and shredded blankie, the chair he ripped the skirt thing off of behind him and ignored (for the moment).
THEKLA!
Magical white Japanese bird of adorability
Doodles of a leggy dog dancing for his Dark Lord, stealing t-shirts, and stealing keys.
A brown/brindle and white dog with a partially stuck out tongue lounges in a dog bed that he has somehow turned vertical, surrounded by chew toys.
A brown/brindle and white dog that YOU DEFINITELY CAN NOT SEE lies face down in shrubby ground cover. We should never have let him watch Predator.
A small brown/brindle and white dog (rougarou?) sits resplendently upon his grey fluffy throne, surrounded by toys, as he plots his evil plans.
A brown brindle and white dog in a sage green harness lounges on a lawn that is not his while gazing off into the distance, probably plotting world domination or his next shoe heist.
A small, brown and white strikes a pose in between rolling around on the ground and eating his leash.
A brindle and brown dog or possible rougarou rolls around in low shrubbery, but tries to play it off whenever he hears a car or another person walks by.
A very handsome crow eating almonds that I shared with him.
A brindle and white dog, or maybe a rougarou, joyfully biting his leash while rolling on his back in the grass.
A brindle and white dog or possibly a rougarou is rolling around in the tall grass he flung himself into and is attacking his leash.
A very naughty brindle and white dog lies is the shrubbery that he has apparently decided is our new home, his leash in his mouth. He is refusing to budge.
A brindle/brown and white dog that could very easily be part Muppet poses on a grey fluffy dog bed, looking up with compassionate eyes and a sweet expression. He is pausing his general “being an absolute terror” behaviors because he senses you need a little comfort and sweetness.