Red the Public Defender

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Simple Midwest Public Defense Lawyer in the trenches.

Illustration of political theory called Fishhook theory where going far to the right enough ends back up with the centrists.
Possum locked overnight in a pastry shop by accident. Found burrowed through a big cardboard box and laying next to a pile of danishes, half eaten as his belly protrudes.
Picture of Dr Doom from Marvel Comics with a big cornucopia horn about to blast it, with him saying “Fool! Dr. Doom Toots as he Pleases!”
Man dreams of “King’s Hand”, an M&M sugar cookie molded into the shape of a hand filled with Greek salad. He makes it and smiles as he eats his insane confection.
MTG card, XGG casting Cost called “Awaken the Woods” - creates X 1/1 green forest dryad tokens.
Sopranos’ Paulie giving a dude the fingerhorns/“business” while saying, “It’s called BROAD Daylight because Women Light Up the World.”
Thread forum where one Magic the Gathering player questions if eating in-game food tokens during Ramadan is haram. Second poster jokes about a possible game scenario: “Ok no player played a spell this turn so it turns to night.” “Alhamdulillah. Sacrifice Bottle Gnomes to gain 3 lifepoints.”
Child about to drop a coin down the chute in a “coin vortex”. It’s a exhibit common at science museums used to explain black holes and/or the curvature of space-time caused by gravity.
Copy of the card Galadriel’s Dismissal that phases out on creature as an instant for W or kicker for 3W total to phase out all of a player’s creature
Mentok the Mind taker from the parody show, “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law”.
Garth Marengi, a fictional “famous horror author” played by Matthew Holness saying in a fake interview from the series “Darkplace”, that “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”.
Photo of bomber plane riddled with bullets that returned, showing that armor should go the places the returned planes were not hit, because planes hit there don’t return. I.E., survivorship bias.
The Darkness Devil shrouded in blackness in the back as spacemen in suits cut in half at the torso form a walkway for him to stride down.
Lauren, twitter/bluesky micro celeb quote about how a hot take is clearly just a cover for their fetish for being yelled at.
Man and woman on the floor in divorce court in front of a giant pile of beanie babies dividing them between them as part of the divorce.
Meme from Dexter’s Lab staring at poster of Mtg card art for Sun Titan, Dexter saying “The Sun will never set on our love.”
Comic from Mad Magazine in 1968 talking about the “Super Patriot” who insists he is the most patriotic person in the world “while hating 93% of the people who live in it.”
“Always has been” meme of astronaut pointing gun at other astronaut.
Dril post about there being zero difference between good and bad things.
Sidisi, Brood Tyrant Magic card. Makes a 2/2 zombie whenever a creature enters the graveyard from your library.
Cat meowing at the viewer through a locked door while sign ominously says “PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in Cat Room”
Leper old man from Ghibli’s Princess Mononoke expressed the sentiment that the world is cursed and yet we find reasons to keep living.
Asshole dude says womens’ colored hair is like poisonous tree frogs bright colors, that it marks them as toxic. Women hilariously reminds him that in this example he’s made up, that would make him the predator, not a potential mate.
Lucas Babin, actor in School of Rock, later became a local district attorney in Texas and tried to indict Netflix over them distributing a french film, “Cuties”, arguing that it was “obscene”. The notoriously conservative 5th Circuit Court of Appeals shut him down as even they agreed it was a vindictive prosecution not based in facts.
Magic the Gathering creature card Hazel’s Brewmaster which exiles a creature on entering or attacking and makes a food token. It then has a static ability that says all Foods you control have the activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with it. It’s nutty.