Red Shifter

@redshifter.bsky.social

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former video game streamer. programmer and stream monster. game maker, mapper, modder, etc. even weird people think i'm a weirdo. cringes because there is no future. 99% of my content now is just me shouting into the void. he/him

a fairy with a wine glass that you may have seen before
Tevi, from the game TEVI. It's very poorly drawn. I wrote a bunch of complaints about the art (where is her arm even supposed to be in the picture? okay, it's behind her head. just kind of work it in?) and about how few good pictures there are of this character.
"Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026" - Eggy (@2eggwhite). A retweet was added onto the picture for some reason (and yes this came to me as a picture). After that was a picture of a green frog. I changed it out with Dat Boi, the superior green frog. It doesn't fit the tone of the text anymore. Doesn't matter.
Lunatic Mode difficulty selection for Touhou 13: Ten Desires, with subtitles translated into English (probably incorrectly). Prayer for IT Data Security ~ Asking the gods for help is pointless. Don't play this.
three people i have blocked who are they? nobody knows. all i have left behind are pointers to dead references (source: ClearSky)
A note next to a sealed light switch. DO NOT TURN OFF. Internet Kill Switch for times of great emergency (or a well-timed ragequit)
in this super mario rpg-inspired poster, geno stares through the trees at star road you can see miku in the reflection. that is not part of the picture
DO NOT DO ANY MORE SINGLES EVENTS (now with three arrows pointing at it so I don't forget) There are also 2026 Resolutions that are probably too RedShifter to read.
Coffee mug with a picture of the $1.50 Costco Hot Dog, with the text "I got that dog in me".
game is beated again used the bat this time
Denying access to Everyone on C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft. This is where Microsoft Edge (and sideloaded Copilot autoinstallers) are stored. DISCLAIMER: My computer is probably going to blue screen.
someone replying (with the notification feature on) to something then realizing i wrote it a year ago
anime girl in overalls, holding a much bigger mattock than before (pickaxe if you're not claude)
World 8 of Super Mario Bros 3, "Dark Land".
"Not only are you powerful, you're terrifying. Good luck awaits you ina month and a year." I would agree with this if it didn't suggest me getting good luck. That would be 4/8/2027, a Thursday. We'll see.
I draw cards from a fantasy deck for a tarot reading. I've destroyed all of existence within 3 cards.
someone tells me to go to sleep in just as much nonsense as i typed to them
kirby fighting against a bird
kirby eats a tree
There are many doors in this level. This game is Arthur to Astaroth no Nazo Makaimura. This is basically The Incredible Machine, except Japanese PS1 only, with SGnG characters.
The Prophecy Games team, including Scott Zier, who is (not so ironically) not the one speaking.
Anime girl wielding a mattock, waving at the viewer. This is styled after the art in "Draw 100: Manga: From basic shapes to amazing drawings in super-easy steps", by Yishan Li.
twitch chatter asks "did they get help? cuz i did" i've put it into google translate, which humorously detects this as the language "twitch" and translates it to english: "streamer needs help. i'm going to type vague spoilers for the rest of the stream"
Nintendo Switch asks me what my favorite game is between Metroid Prime 4 and Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 (the only two games it knows I turned on this year).
Metroid Prime 4 title card. My main consideration for making this a D tier instead of an F tier is two-fold: - It seems to have sparked people's interests in replaying the actual trilogy - I was able to recoup $40 from GameStop by selling it back, meaning I only lost about ~45% of the game's price.
Last Command title card (it transformed due to the DLC that came out very recently). There's a cute anime girl here.
Patrick's Parabox title card. If I paid $5 for this game and most people thought of it as just another puzzle game, I'd probably consider it a diamond in the rough and send it to a low B rank. But it demanded a premium it didn't deserve (the latest Steam sale marks the first time it's been below $10), is somehow Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam, has many accolades, and gives shoutouts to The Witness.
Squishcraft title card. This dude (probably the developer) has his face plastered all over the game as an extremely forced meme.
Stephen's Sausage Roll title card.
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin title screen. Showtime!
Bat to the Heavens title card. I started my bsky account by following every random artist who drew cute animes. One of them (ceroro) was making a game. The game was in the back of my mind, until I saw AND4H and Krankdud playing it one day. The proper reaction to that is to stay the fuck away. But I bought and played it anyway...
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow title screen.
Metroid Prime Trilogy poster that I have hanging up in my living room (though this is from the internet rather than being my actual one).
chibi fairy woman with a bottle of wine and a wine glass
A draft of a remix of "Flower Girl" from "Draw 100: Manga: From basic shapes to amazing drawings in super-easy steps", by Yishan Li. In this image, she has a bottle and glass of wine.
A prompt to replace any CEO in any company with any LLM. It is jokingly named "Crawd".
0% New Releases The percentage of playtime you had in new releases (games released in 2025).
"I voted yay" (the E is backwards). This was a real sticker you could get at the polling place in Michigan in 2024 (allegedly).
"Checkpoint Unavailable" This happens if you have privacy settings enabled that limit personalization.
together for whatever
A forecast for Wednesday to Monday. Due to precipitation being changed to a dark gray rather than being blue/cyan, the snowflakes are damn near illegible if you have bad eyesight. Wednesday: Snow Thursday: Mostly Cloudy Friday: Cloudy Saturday: Snow Sunday: Snow Showers Monday: Cloudy
A Quora post. When asked if the number six is bigger than the number five, a PhD in Mathematics goes big picture and starts out his argument by defining mathematics. The rest of the argument is cut off because it's way too long and exhausting to read.
new kakoyin asks "When's Kinoblade Chronicles?"
Utopias Barrel-Aged World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. It's not a bottle of beer that goes for 3 figures, but it has a splash of that stuff.
A list of control customizations you can make for Kirby Air Riders. There are at least 7 options on this menu, and it looks like there's more options off the top and bottom.
Blue screen of death overlayed on top of the Kirby game
My rendition of "Artist" from "Draw 100: Manga: From basic shapes to amazing drawings in super-easy steps", by Yishan Li. I wish colored pencil was easier to erase...
A search for AGDQ hotel rooms that go through the entire event. No results.
Nintendo Power, Volume 96 (May 1997), Page 53. Josette is piloting a fishing submarine.
"i am groot" (written Feb 14 2025, 4:53 PM)
No... You've ruined...everything...
Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now, none of them was important.
A plague doctor with blue hair. (You gotta have blue hair.)
Prin Prin Moth Moth. I could probably do a better cutting job... or start over.
Prin Prin Moth Moth, a fusion of Princess Peach and SMT Mothman. A streamer's OC. The only part colored so far is the eyes.
The basic format of an SQL query I was handed today to extract information out of (it was a LOT more complicated and had 50,000 function calls but I can't just give that to the internet). It is SQL with recursive SELECT DISTINCT clauses. It recurses 6 times and eventually clips out of the picture for comedic effect. At the top is a WITH Z AS so I can just address it as one table and do the joins I need. If they don't give a shit about having any level of coherency, I'm not going to bother.
a simple mothman with the worst wings you ever did see. on the right, "these wings are shit", also asking if the feathers at the edge are fingers. on the left, it at least looks like a wing but "this might be too high level for you"
"You might be asking yourself if it's basically Mario Kart." -Sakurai, in his video for Kirby Air Riders
Soma Cruz crouching in a corner punching while Manticore can't get to him. This is a safe spot. On the right side of the screen is shown a Java program that holds Down on the keyboard and mashes the X (B/Attack) button.