Lucky Earther

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Top panel: Bart, on the verge of tears, saying "This is the worst air quality of my life." Bottom panel: An optimistic Homer tries to encourage Bart, saying, "This is the worst air quality of your life so far"
Current AQI in Brooklyn, New York: 74 (in the moderate range)
I spil my jice meme. An anonymous post from 06/07/2020, with a picture of an anime cat with a spilled glass of juice. The text says in all caps: I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
hitchhikersguidequotes It is a curious fact, and one to which no-one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85 percent of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand variations on this phonetic theme.
Me giving a hang ten sign in my Royals hat at Citi Field. It is a blue baseball hat embroidered with gold crowns with a prominent white K C on the front
A red onion and a brussels sprout side by side on a white plastic cutting board. They are nearly the same size, the brussels sprout slightly smaller than the onion. Is it a very large brussels sprout, a very small onion, or both? Unclear.
In the weeks after the alleged assault, Racicot said she considered going to the police but struggled with shock and confusion about what had happened to her and did not file a police report. Even as time passed, she said she felt uncomfortable potentially telling a police officer about such a personal experience, and feared retaliation from Platner. At first, she confided only in her therapist, who she continues to see.
Con Edison outage map showing outages across Brooklyn, including 22 reports in Bed Stuy, 17 near Kensington, and 14 in Flatbush
From Steven Universe, a Ruby tries and fails to open a door by running at it, kicking it, and scratching at it frantically. Steven helps by banging on the door. Pearl watches.
Princess Leia and Han Solo, masked and armed, in the warm, dark, moist, foggy environment inside the belly of the giant space worm where they temporarily hid the Millennium Falcon
Carrie Bradshaw in the back of a cop car holding up her post-it from Berger to show the officer: I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.
The London event was the final stop in a series of international roadshows – after Toronto and New York – which had appeared to advertise the sale of land in Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank, and invited individuals to “explore the best Anglo neighbourhoods” and find their “dream home”.
Gina dancing with headphones on in the Brooklyn 99 precinct, unaware that chaos is ensuing behind her
Screenshot of Demi Lovato posts they wrote in all caps: ddlovato GET A JOB ddlovato STAY AWAY FROM HER
List of reddit threads I am sickened by the term 'nonbinary' Am I wrong in disliking nonbinary people? Is nonbinary even real? Nonbinary people are women
"We loved him. Even after what came later, there was no bitterness in our memory of him." Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye "Do you believe? Do you accept the festival, the city, the joy? No? Then let me describe one more thing." Ursula K. Leguin "The Ones who Walk Away from Omelas" "I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought The Wood began to move." William Shakespeare, Macbeth
An excited little girl wears a dark green plaid jumper-- which is like a skirt with an attached bib or vest. Underneath she wears a white short sleeve shirt with Peter pan collar. A classic Catholic school uniform for elementary school girls.
The members of Girls 5 Eva dancing in their iconic music video wearing shiny military inspired club wear circa 1999.
Student exit ticket. Directions say: What is your takeaway from this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...) Student response: My takeaway from Macbeth is to watch who you trust. Many things done happened to people after being with someone like Lady Macbeth. Duncan died after.
Student exit ticket. Directions say, "What us your takeaway from this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...) Student response says: My takeaway from Macbeth was the vocabulary and way they spoke back then was interesting. I like the plots Shakespeare does because it's very messy and dramatic and it reminds me of what I see today.
Student exit ticket. The directions say "What is your takeaway frlm this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...). The student's response states: Is that to keep my gourd up at all time even the people you trust the most would slime you out just to stretch an inch fo a mile.
Note taped to my classroom door: Welcome back Reed We're so proud of you (hopefully you finished) Can't wait until your next marathon
A cat with identical eye color and fur pattern. Mostly white with black chin, ears, and face markings
AI generated picture of an octagonal hurricane with stars visible inside the dark eye in the center. Posted by @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social with the caption, "NASA releases insane new image of the mighty hexagonal storm on Saturn's north pole." The real storm on Saturn is shaped like a hexagon, not an octagon as pictured.
Screenshot of a tweet from Kafka, Esq. @metalgearobama 8:04pm 12/29/20 Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it
Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
screenshot of a tiktok video from @localtotoro. Image of a smug looking man in a quarter zip sweater tilting his head. Over his face are the words, "I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead."
The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman
The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman
The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman
A version of the "Is this a pigeon?" meme. A young man labeled "Macbeth" gestures to a butterfly labeled "The unbearable horror of what he is about to do." He asks, "Is this a dagger?"
The Impossible Fortune by Richard Osman (Thursday Murder Club #5)
The Bullet that Missed by Richard Osman
comic by Loryn Brantz Top panel depicts her looking cute in a matching teal PJ set falling peacefully to sleep on her side. The text says "Falling asleep in a cute tank top." The bottom panel depicts her waking up in the same position many hours later with her hair disheveled. Her right breast has spilled out over the neckline of the tank top. Her left breast has come out through the left arm hole, and we can see the top has ridden up as well.
A cadet from Starfleet Academy is in uniform looking terrified. She says, "Um, I think I swallowed my comm badge"
Artist's portrayal of a bespectacled adult Harry Potter with a full beard. his wavy hair is swept back revealing a thin white scar on his forehead, which branches out and resembles the shape of actual lightning as it would look during a storm.
photo of a plastic bejeweled crown, plastic dagger, and red cloak on top of a classroom desk
Pete Hegseth pops a skateboard right into his own nuts, impressing no one
A UCAN (pronounced 'you can') Edge caffeine gel. Securely taped to it is a piece of paper that says: 15k/9.5 miles Fighting every natural instinct I have, doing the thing that seemed most awful to me, I climbed down into the darkness. And that's how I got out.
The character Steven Universe grinning with outstretched arms. Above his eyes are his prominent black eyebrows, which are thick, short and oval-shaped, like Ben Shapiro's new falsies.
Cover of All Boys Aren't Blue: A Memoir Manifesto by George M. Johnson The cover depicts a Black teen with short hair in three quarter profile wearing a colorful flower crown. The background is pale blue fading into pink, like a sunrise.
Comic by Nathan Pyle NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette Number 13 DO WE NEED TO BE TOUCHING? On the left, the panel depicts a crowded subway where people are standing close together holding the bar. There is no room to spread out due to crowding. Underneath the image is the word Yes. On the right, the panel depicts two people waiting on line at a deli. Even though there is plenty of space to spread out, the second person stands so close to the first person on line that they are touching. Under the image is the word No.
3 stills from Star Trek Deep Space 9 showing Jadzia hugging an older Klingon who knew her in a previous life. In the top panel, he says, "Curzon, my beloved old friend." In the middle panel, she says, "I'm Jadzia now." In the bottom panel, he pulls away from the hug to look her in the face and says, "Jadzia, my beloved old friend."
Crab rangoons meme. A simple line drawing of a little guy with angry eyebrows holding a plate of crab rangoons with sweet and sour sauce. At the top it says, "Really? Right in front of my crab rangoons?" with the image of crab rangoons and the word "crab rangoons" clearly pasted from other sources.
Anna Delvey, smirking, saying "I already wired you the money."
Screenshot of a NY Times Headline: Whose Airstrike Hit a Girls’ School in Iran? The U.S. Says It’s Still Investigating. The strike was one of the deadliest attacks of the American-Israeli campaign against Iran so far.
Thirteen minutes before the lead women reached that intersection, a report of an officer down was broadcast across the assigned Atlanta Police Department frequency. The officer was reported to be down one block from the race course. The intersection where the officer was reported down was surrounded on three sides by the race course. No details on the cause of the officer's distress were yet available. As per their training, the police personnel assigned to the race responded to aid the officer down and to support the arrival of additional first responders around and through the race course. This action left a number of key race intersections, including the one where the wrong turn occurred, unattended for a brief period. In a well-orchestrated response, Atlanta Police Department backfilled this intersection with personnel who would help keep runners safe while helping first responders through the intersection to reach the officer down. The lead vehicle driver for the women's race knew the course was to continue over the footbridge. But because the intersection and the traffic cones had not been reset for the race due to the arrival of emergency vehicles, the driver followed a police motorcycle off course - believing the race was being rerouted. The backfilled officer at that intersection, who was not assigned to the race, did not know that the race's lead vehicles were going to use a footbridge that does not normally allow cars on it, so was not equipped to prevent the wrong turn.
State flag of Ohio A tapered, swallow-tail shaped flag with five thick horizontal stripes alternating between red and white. It has a blue triangle containing a white O filled in with red, and 17 white stars.
Cover of Preparing for War: The Extremist History of White Christian Nationalism--and What Comes Next by Bradley Onishi. The cover is white with a red-tinted photo image of a building that is a church on top. The foundation of the church is the foundation of an upside down capitol building growing out of the other side. The title is over the top of this in large black capital letters.
Ilhan Omar with fist drawn, ready to punch the man who tried to spray her with a substance from a syringe. At right, her target is being detained by security, and his glasses are falling off his face from the force of being pulled away from her. She never did get to punch him.
weird looking AI generated image of a fake outdoor mural that says "Release the Epstein files" in uncanny colors. The depth looks off too, and it's genuinely giving me a headache.
Picture of student work. It says: Develop prompt to analyze Andre's Mother through a Queer critical lens. Was the time this play was made in connected to why Andre feared his mother's disapproval? Analyze Andre's Mother through the lens of the prompt you generated. Support your response with specific examples and quotations from the text. The play was written in 1988 while Reagan was president and homophobia was common. Since people were afraid of AIDS in only knew it is the "gay virus," I'm thinking since there was so much homophobia, it made Andre scared to have ever tell his mother about his sexuality and him having AIDS.
It’s also important to know that some kinds of student loan forgiveness are still not taxable at the federal level, including relief received from programs including Public Service Loan Forgiveness, Teacher Loan Forgiveness, Borrower Defense and the Total and Permanent Disability Discharge, Kantrowitz said.
Cover of Quit Like a Woman: The Radical Choice to Not Drink in a Culture Obsessed with Alcohol by Holly Whitaker. A black background strewn with little wine bottle shapes in various colors.
Kid in hoodie, backpack, and glasses. Caption says, "You're gonna get in trouble!" His speech bubble responds "Ok." In the background, his drawn fist seems to charge up with lightning-like energy.
Casey Jones of Ninja Turtles lounging on a broken porch swing in a dirty undershirt and grey sweatpants, eating an apple
Dawn from Girls5Eva in their Sweet n Low Daddy music video, pointing her finger seductively at the camera. The captions say, "When are you gonna die?"
Cover of Pride: A Pride and Prejudice Remox by Ibi Zoboi. It looks loke a decorative bronze plaque featuring the profiles of a teen boy and girl facing each other, frames by embossed floral details. Across the front in rather neat cursive is the word Pride in a sky blue color spray paint
Sleeping brown tabby cat. Her body is positioned on top of a couch cushion so that she conforms to its curvature.
Two part meme with Geordi LaForge from Star Trek the Next Generation. In the top panel, Geordi gestures with his palm out as if to say, "Hold on, I don't know about that." The text says: Showing athletes' speed in miles per hour during speed skating. The lower panel shows Geordi pointing his finger and raising his eyebrows as if to say, "Now that I'd like to see." The text says: Showing athletes' speed in miles per hour during track.