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Agreeable-Pea4327 fwiw, make sure the furries you are associating with are gigantic flaming raging homosexuals that throw sex parties, that way if you're invited to one and a woman shows up (unlikely), you'll be the only straight dude for her to talk to idk how, but I heard a guy tell me this story about his furry adventures and it seemed like a legit way to find a relationship, since he is dating the woman he met at one of these things Granted, there are a million better ways, but if it's your thing, so be it Dibbu_mange Have dating apps gotten so bad that’s a viable alternative? Double_Gas_2786 the answer is yes, start hanging out with gay furries
"I'm starting to think some of you have never a game. I bet you eve-" The rest is cut off by another person responding "I have TOO fucking a game!!!"
"Human fox joins Count Binface in run against Nigel Farage for Clacton byelection" "A human fox is joining the fight to dump Nigel Farage as an MP at the Clacton by-election." "The 'man in a fox costume' will join Count Binface in an effort to unseat the Reform UK leader."
"Wait, who is the male and who is the female?" "Look Up Homosexuality You Absolute Pajama-Wearing Basket-Face Slipper-Wielding Clype-Dreep-Bachle Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw Bleathering Gomeril Jessie Oaf-Looking Scooner Nyaff Plookie Shan Milk-Drinking Soy-Faced Shilpit Mim-Moothed Sniveling Worm-Eyed Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie Cally-Breek-Tattie." "What?"
HEY LOOK OUT FOR HALF LIFE 3 !! IN A STORE NOW
Oldschool Runescape Wiki page guide for making money, specifically through stealing cheese from a rat trap at 60 pieces of cheese an hour, earning 2,820 gold.
"The top three crab crushers were Glueman, Laethia2, and 69 Weed!"
Two random events talking to different people. The first is named "Scroffus", the other is named "Hetero Male"
Developer Messages category on the TCRF. "Present at 0x78B0 in the main CPU." In quotes, "WISE PEOPLE MAKE NO MISTAKES!!!!" "Present at 0x7980 in the main CPU." In quotes, "& this code was written both late at night, and early in the day. this produces incredibly tired people. (understatement)"
INFO ⚠️ Content warning: This work of fiction involves scenes which depict or allude to topics which may be particularly distressing for some readers. Please scroll for a list of such topics contained in this piece. Readers with particular sensitivities should also be aware that this story also depicts or alludes to the following subjects which are less prevalent among content advisories, but nevertheless have the potential to be disturbing: Force-feeding Non-human birth Oral violation (non-sexual) Physical restraint Skinning Stomach rupture Mutation Margaret Thatcher
Goku. "I heard that you are Bi and you are my fan. It's cool because I'm also Bi and I like you. So are you ready to do IT? I'm already taking off my shirt. You undress too. Don't worry, Chichi won't know about it. We're in for a HOT night, hehe."
Feedbro browser extension with one new entry - "i looked up 'how to treat a UTI' and now will see ads about it for at least", the rest is cut off.
Personality list containing the following (read this like weird al at the hardware store), Naive, annoying, narcissistic, nice, Smart-Aleck, arrogant, devious, smug, mischievous, selfish, obnoxious, adorable, innocent, cute, DIABOLICAL, at times cocky, full-of-himself, self-loving (????), somewhat antagonistic, sweet, vain, pampered, effeminate, mean, and finally feminine. Below this are the friends of that very same character, those being Garfield (sometimes) and Odie (sometimes).
tthe king of limbo himself
*DEAD* The Creature : this is impossible I hate all of you. The Creature left the game (Client Disconnect)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Hm3dv7-d8
Cigar Compatible Snail Cirno
Video from HowToBiscuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzNu82YL10
DO NOT LEAVE A FUCKING NEGATIVE COMMENT DO NOT REPORT MY POSTS TO THE ADMINS LEAVE ME ALONE OR THE POLICE I DIDN'T DO SHIT STOP HARRASING ME I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN OK I'M A GOOD GUY I'M TOTALLY NORMAL GOVERMINT OFFICIALS DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME THIS GAME IS NOT ILLEGAL AND THERE IS NOTHING BAD INSIDE DO NOT PLAY IT FUCK OFF GOMERMENT CIA FBI NSA DO NOT INTERACT I WILL NOT PAY MY TAXES LEAVE ME ALONE
Rei: Oh Fuck you then I'm gonna really kill you this time!!! I'm sooooo ANGRY!!! (Rei drives a cement truck over your head (; )
Cubivore (2002)
Screenshot of Outlook mobile with a new Copilot AI tab.
"What type of boner are you" quiz. Lightning strikes.
SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR ME. I AM A WOMAN, I AM GAY, I HAVE SEVERE DEPRESSION. I THINK KILLING PEOPLE IS BAD. I WANT TO FUCK ANIME WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS. MY TEETH ARE SO SHARP I SOMETIMES WOUND MYSELF. I HAVE NEVER HAD A JOB, AS EMPLOYERS ARE TOO AFRAID TO HIRE ME. I ONCE SLEPT ON AN UNMADE MATTRESS FOR 6 MONTHS. I CANNOT REPRODUCE, AS MY UTERUS IS ONLY CAPABLE OF SPAWNING DEMONS. I AM PLAGUED BY FREQUENT BACK PAINS. I AM SO SEXY, GOD HAD TO HANDICAP ME BY MAKING ME EXPLICITLY GAY AND GIVING ME DEBILITATING SOCIAL ANXIETY SO I COULD NOT FUCK THE ENTIRE POPULATION. MY LEGS DON'T ALWAYS WORK. I CAN'T WATCH MAINSTREAM TV SHOWS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNRELATABLE AND I AM JUST TOO COOL TO UNDERSTAND. I HAVE RABIES. SOMETIMES I CRY WHEN I SEE WOMEN, BECAUSE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. I USE INTERNET TERMS IN MY EVERYDAY SPEECH AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT. MY BRAIN IS POISONED BY THE INFORMATION AGE. I HAVE GONE 2 MONTHS WITHOUT LEAVING MY HOUSE BEFORE. I WANT TO SINGLEHANDEDLY FIGHT ALL OF THE BILLIONAIRES IN THE WORLD. I STAN LOONA. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY DESIRE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE FACTORS. I LOVE MYSELF. ONE DAY I WILL OVERTHROW GOD. MILLENNIALS FEAR ME. ZOOMERS WANT WHAT I HAVE. BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD. Like and Share if you relate :)
onto ye