Reft

@reft01.bsky.social

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You're mom https://t.co/tId3EOazsV

The rasputin frame from destiny 2's season of the seraph
Josuke and Crazy Diamond. Josuke's hair is definitely *not* the top of an Xbox series x and Crazy Diamond's like helmet thing isn't replaced by a PS5
[image of cheeseburger and fries] 1999 BMW 5 Series 528i Sedan 4D $500
Scripulous Fingore says "You cannot ignore me forever, Mario"
r/mountaindew 19m "Milk and mtn Dew physically don't mix" [The image is exactly what you think it is, the most disgusting yellowish liquid you've ever seen]
From you! "Yeah I'm SO upset. My only regret is I can't tell you all this straight to your face. Though if you (or anyone else here) live anywhere in the NE, I'd be more than happy to. You all expected a wilting flower as per usual but didn't get one. Though now I'm just getting bored." Where in the NE am I going buddy
how bro felt after saying that: [dog with daredevil mask on]
You said this! You, the spineless little fucking rapist pussy you are said: "There is! How about you and I do it, and I'll prove it to ya! 😂 We'll go at it (consensually) you tell me to stop, I'll continue to 3-4 seconds, and then you can run to the cops and see if they'll take THAT exact claim for a rape charge. Assuming I can get it up for you. 🤔"
wint (@dril) who cares. pick up a foot ball 8:09 AM • May 22, 2019
give it up for day 15!!!
The gun view from the image birdrespecter posted. Note the incomprehensible rear sight block, random block halfway down the rail, and then the slight offset of the front sight suggesting the barrel and handguard are bent to the right
Be the reason why someone believes in pure hearts and kind souls [Image of Tony Soprano]
melting wojak
JOHN ROD
The "who invited my man blud bro thinks he's on the team" Drake meme but with trump standing next to Spain
"Frozen still has a decent audience score even though it's postmodern feminist propaganda. If you're good at packaging your slop, a lot of people won't care it's slop."
Busch light apple
Account has been suspended
Krusteaz hoecake saying "do you literacy issues?"
Press X to doubt
SPEED LIMIT 25 [cop yelling "QUIT HAVING FUN"] [guy in car smiling doing about 150]
soy guy upset by arch, tux, debian, and HURD soy guy excited and squeeing about steam machine (also Linux)
Old Style beer can
Brain with beams of light shooting out of it y'know like the galaxy brain meme stuff from a lil while ago
Brian Griffin as Takeshi Nakazato from Initial D leaning against a guardrail
Beavis and Butthead holding in a lot of laughter
Obi Wan looking concerned and smoking a cigarette
Skeleton burning in hell
From Lindsey Graham's Twitter account (yucky website): "Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina). WASHINGTON - The Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) released the following statement. "On the evening of Saturday, July 11, U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham passed away from a brief and sudden illness. Senator Graham's family appreciates prayers at this time and asks for privacy during this incredibly difficult period." ###
Megatron is reforged into Galvatron by Unicron, The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Al McWhiggin from Toy Story 2. Al is, if we're being real, small potatoes on the villain scale compared to you. I'm being nice, frankly. PS - go ahead and quote post this crying to the mods they will probably laugh at you
A definitely not edited clip from Iron Man 2 where Tony Stark meets Elon Musk and reacts like most people would upon seeing him
HARVEST THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND IT'S GONNA GO OFF IN 3 SECONDS IF YOU PICK UP THAT 100¥ COIN
A Titan in destiny 2, looking remarkably similar to Optimus Prime
My drafts: 2 days ago "imagine being the cow that gets turned into Mr. Beast jacks links beef sticks" 13 days ago "folks crooked Hillary, she's shaved her bush. That's no good, we don't like that... Lying Hillary the only Bush she should be shaving is Jeb, please clap... Little Jeb can't get claps... Shave the Bush! *crowd starts chanting "Shave That Bush"" 17 days ago "Amazing Digital Purple" 1 month ago "vibe code THIS *burps really loud*
A ghost getting turned into salami slices by the witness
Mitch McConnell
Mr Krabs saying "what a baby" If you're that afraid of trans people that you gotta make up whatever that pitiful ass shit is you should go back to mommy's and daddy's where you'll be protected from the oh so scawy real world. What a fuckin pussy.
A big square for of Adolf Hitlers saying "we agree"
Smiling friends clip from "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?" Where Charlie says "How many fucking people killed this guy?"
The one part from return of the Jedi where a gonk droid gets red hot plates lowered onto its feet and it starts screaming in pain
Will saying "It’s terrible! You know what’s more terrible? Having 50+ Republicans in the Senate. And yet those are the options the world has offered us: 1. greatly increased likelihood of 50+ Republicans in the Senate, or 2. Platner" while quoting the following from @enauda.bsky.social: "I don't think it's good to have a secret Nazi/alleged domestic abuser in the Senate, even if he is a Democrat. Especially if he is a Democrat."
Party Rock Anthem Article Talk "Party Rock Anthem" is a song by American electronic dance music duo LMFAO. The song features British singer Lauren Bennett and American producer GoonRock. It was released as the first single from their second and final studio album Sorry for Party Rocking in 2011.
Excerpt from the uesp wiki on Hermaeus Mora and Apocrypha. It reads: "tentacles. Lurker-Summoning Chambers are circular tentacle pools filled with black ooze that lurkers arise from. Hermaeus Mora found that the seemingly infinite books about mortal sex made decent structural support in his Endless Library."
Freeze pops. They come in a 150 pack for $58.82.
Faygo Cotton Candy 2 liter
color and shape sorting toy (definitely a thing for adults to practice actuarial skills and not for babies)
r/cursed_chemistry 12h "Weird beads in my meth"
10,859 hours and 8 minutes. 10 THOUSAND, 8 HUNDRED, FIFTY NINE.
Dude self reported hard by showing they've only put 100 hours into d2
an edgelord with a katana
The one funny image of brendan frasier in the whale where he's staring and crying a little
Shitty AI slop fake destiny menu that has trump as the player character. Notably, he has all exotics equipped and has his suit's sleeves in the primary weapon slot, the suit itself in the special weapon slot, his pants in the heavy slot (makes sense given how often he fills em), a B2 bomber in a spot that isn't present on the actual UI but I assume was included to represent what his jump ship would be, and some odd AI hallucination that looks to be trying to be a gjallarhorn
Darkseid holding Superman by the cape
[Gregory house] don't care. cry more. Stay fucking mad. Cope and seethe. AI is a black hole for creativity.
You scored a 23 on bskycheck bot analysis, at bare minimum you need to get a life
From you! Mark S Zaid yourself! On February 10th, 2018, you said "I've gotten clearances for guys who had child porn issues" frankly if this is true I can't even say what should be done to you it would run afoul of some rule I'm sure.
MEANWHILE [Suspiciously Toblerone bar-shaped train] IN TOBLERONISTAN
Cat holding beer and also he dripped TF out with a fishbone necklace