Regrettably, Jake

@regrettablyjake.com

1306 Followers 664 Following

🌈 He/Him. Chicago. Gaymer. Amateur Comedian. 🎮Discord - RegrettablyJake 🌐Website - www.jake-rhodes.com

Mirror selfie of jake in a gym mirror! He is doing the bear face.
Mirror selfie of jake wearing all blue at a squat rack in the gym.
Mirror Selfie of jake in a white tank top. He is inside his bedroom
Picture of Rob crawling on stage at the Cornservatory. There is a stage full of people rooting for him.
Selfie of jake in a knit polo. There is a Dunkin cup in his hand and a Dunkin donuts behind him. He has a kind of 70s inspired facial hair, where the mustache goes down a bit extra with a soul patch
Selfie of jake in a gym at a bar that is loaded with 25s. The mirror is very dirty
A video of jake in his living room yoyoing, and doing a hang for several seconds. He then fails to retrieve the yoyo and ends the video
Picture of Radio Owls crouched under a standing desk, organizing myriad wires.
Picture of a Google frame, which is showing two pictures. In the first, it is Jake building a toy sniper rifle. In the second, it is Jake you fully playing with a small black dog.
Screenshot from YouTube showing that Over Egged has 61 total subscribers
Screenshot of Instagram, where the user @julieklausner is shown to have liked my story
Selfie of me and Rob (@radio_owls) in front of a giant inflatable Pikachu
Selfie of Jake in a hospital gown
Selfie of Jake pointing to an "I voted" sticker on his chest
Bathroom mirror Selfie of Jake in a flannel and jacket
Excerpt from a sketch, with highlighted text that says "Demon is from vaccines?"
Picture of Rob and Jake kissing by the lake in suits. It is from their wedding day
Picture of Jake in a speedo petting a Pomeranian.
Mirror Selfie of Jake shirtless wearing red shorts
Selfie of Jake touching his head in a tank top. He is flexing.
Selfie of the puppet with his arm on Jake's shoulder
Screenshot from congress.gov, identifying the 3 Democrats who voted for the bill to ban gender affirming care for minors. They are Vincente Gonzalez, Donald Davis, and Henry Cuellar.
Picture of a headline for an article titled "Nintendo Expanse Switch 2 GameCube Library with Wario's 3D Outing"
Selfie of Jake on a couch in a yellow sweater. There is a small dachshund laying next to him looking at the camera.
Cover photo for the podcast Correctrospective, featuring Cris King and Jake Rhodes. They are dressed as old timey professionals in front of a black and white background.
Picture of Jake and Rob in stereotypical french outfits in their living room. They're dressed up for Halloween.
Selfie of Jake in a bathroom; he is holding his phone.
Picture of freyja, my dog, covering her face and licking it. The sun is shining on her. She is adorable.
Selfie of Jake in front of a Dunkin donuts sign with a hot coffee. He is happy.
A video of me reading a childhood diary. It tells the tale of me beginning to date a girl named Lizzy, but abruptly ends with my saying that I hate her.
Picture of Rob holding Star Wars Unlimited cards and a beer
Jake doing the bear face in a coffee shop. He is wearing a shirt that says "Rat Gay"
Screenshot of a text message exchange. Someone says "Born for the stage, forced to hassle friends for ticket sales." I respond "unfortunately all the world's a stage, and I am in the box office"
Poster for assholes Advocate at the Annoyance. It features pictures of all the actors as people from a court.
Selfie of Jake and Rob in front of the Pride fest sign in Chicago
Selfie of Jake and Rob holding Costco executive membership cards in a Costco.
Selfie of Jake at his computer desk in a ditto tank top. The ditto tank top is making the classic stupid smile that ditto makes
Selfie of Jake in a gym mirror making finger guns at the mirror
Selfie of Jake in a jacket with a backpack on. He is outside of a storefront.
Selfie of Jake on his bed with his dog, freyja.
Selfie of Jake flexing in a mirror. He is at a gym in workout clothes
Selfie of Jake with a fresh haircut and coffee in his hand. He is outside and wearing a jacket
Selfie of Jake in a mirror at the gym. He looks sweaty and disheveled.
Picture of Jake on stage angrily pointing and shouting at a man in white
Selfie of me in a shirt and tie with a Dunkin coffee. I'm on a bus
Selfie of Jake with his dog freyja. They are laying comfortably on the couch
French toast, scrambled eggs, and bacon on a plate. Coffee cup is next to it. A glass of water and syrup container are behind it.
Selfie of Jake on the train platform sign the red line map behind him. He is smiling and wearing headphones
Image of Jake looking intense and annoyed as a woman gestures next to him. He is on a stage set
Picture of 3 people posing in front of CMSA eSports back drop with balloon pillars on both sides. Two people are holding balloons
Picture of my cat, ready to pounce, hiding poorly between the legs of unfolded pants in a laundry basket of unfolded clothes
A call sheet with Jake Rhodes as second on it. Jake Rhodes and Talent are highlighted, other details are crossed out
Selfie of Jake in a suit jacket and white shirt. He is smiling and at a train station.
Screen shot of CNN business that says "Extreme Fear is driving the US market"
Picture of grass piss pad rectangle on an outdoor deck that our dog uses to piss on. There is a single egg sitting stop it.
Screenshot of a reddit post titled "questions about stressing out and taking trauma"
Two pairs of feet wearing minion socks
A LinkedIn post saying: Hey there, team! After over a decade of federal service, I'm in the process of looking for some new opportunities! If you're aware of any opportunities in the Systems Engineering or Security Engineering fields, or if you know any recruiters in the IT world, I'd love to hear from you!
Selfie of Jake in his office mirror, wearing a shirt that says "Sorry Girls I Suck Dick"
Photo of Jake and Rob in suits, kissing. They are standing in front of a frozen Lake Michigan.