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Message from Santa: Quilting, my old friend. I suppose you won’t get to read this message, with you being killed in a pit of lava & all. But in case you somehow survived, no. I have not forgiven you and I never will. I mean, you tried to kill me & destroy Christmas! So just to spite you, hear me say those words you hate so much…
Message from Santa: Sensai, firstly congratulations on the opening of Death Kwon Do Pizza & Subs. I’ll definitely have to take a trip over there sometime. This year, you showed signs of forgiveness and resilience, some of the strongest virtues of Death Kwon Do! I must say, I am proud of you, and hope this continues!
Message from Santa: I mean, are you surprised? You are quite literally the embodiment of pure evil! Not to mention that you erased half of my best elves from existence when you visited the North Pole! I would say that you are not beyond redemption, but I just can’t forgive that you gave my grotto a one-star review, all just because you couldn’t eat my cookies!
Message from Santa: Quips, though your sense of humour is as cold as a snowflake, this year you have certainly failed it down to the point I can say you are likeable. Congrats on your marriage to Monica, I hope you both live very happy lives together. Just don’t forget to keep your jokes to those who wanna hear them! (I am not included)
Message from Santa: Gene, I do appreciate that last year you assisted with the destruction of Quillgin’s box, but this year, you have made a return to your horrible ways, by continuing your tradition of stealing the statue from the Park! Those deadly prank wars are long gone now, Gene. Don’t forget that. Not ever…
Message from Santa: Techno, thanks for helping me fix my computer earlier this year! One day we’ll sort out that evil Doom Ma Geddon! Between you and me, Mrs. Claus and I are having a bit of trouble right now, so in the worst case scenario, expect a call from me for a wingman, since you seemed skilled in that area with Skips.
Message from Santa: Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr, I was shocked to discover that your previously held universe record was a scam! Cheaters, no matter what (or who) they cheat on, do not find themselves on my nice list! Even when you blew up, it wasn’t enough, and you had to get your son to raise you from the dead! Enjoy your coal, G.B.F.
Message from Santa: Baby Ducks (you guys really should figure out some names), this year you have all been on your very best behaviour! I expected nothing else, really. You’re all just so adorable! It was a great pleasure to have you over to take care of those pesky geese back in March! I’ll keep an eye out for that long lost brothers of yours, Andy. Keep your little dotted eyes peeled!
Message from Santa: Reginald, I’m sorry but you need to gain control of your anger issues. First, you lash out at Skips for not dancing for you, then you lashed at Rigby for showboating, and then this year with Quips! Don’t forget where these outbursts got your brother, Archibald…
Message from Santa: Gary, this year you have once again remained cool and calm through the most stressful of situations. Even when you faded from existence following the unplugging of your synthesizer, you returned appearing as laid back as ever, then went on to play a sweet synth battle with your brother, which I must admit has been playing on repeat in my grotto. Keep it up, Gary!
Message from Santa: Death, on one hand - you’re not as bad as you seem. I understand that taking the souls of the deceased is just your job, though it seems that you have been abusing your role, threatening to take the souls of the living if they do not abide by your commands. Here are some wise words to live by for the rest of eternity: Do not get caught up in the affairs of the living.
Message from Santa: Firstly, congratulations on your engagement to Mitch! I truly hope the wedding goes well for you both. Your relationship is truly inspiring - not every can look past your joined hideous looks, but it’s clear to me that you two have a healthy loving relationship - The best of luck to you, future Mrs. Sorrenstein to be!
Message from Santa: Mr. Maellard, sending me $200 to put you on the nice list was clear bribery, something I don’t take kindly to. Please provide me with your bank details so I can return the money to you. If you truly want to be on my nice list, I suggest to act more like your son. Do yourself a favor and donate to charity too.
Message from Santa: Eileen, you never fail to impress me with your hard working attitude and large array of hobbies! And how can I forget your love of Fruitcake? I hope you get the chance to watch the new Carter and Briggs holiday special on your new flatscreen TV! I hope this next year is as good as any other! Keep an eye on Rigby for me.
Message from Santa: Thomas (or is it Nikolai?), I truly don’t know what to say. You have betrayed everyone, revealing that throughout your entire internship, you were actually a Russian (or is it Druznic? It’s hard to tell these days) spy! I do hope you can lead a new and better life, whenever you’re not on the run, but for now, I have no choice but to put you on my naughty list!
Message from Santa: CJ, I am extremely sorry to hear about what Mordecai & Margaret did. Rest assured they are both on my naughty list. I hope you can get the closure you deserve. But don’t let that define your year! You took huge steps this year reconnecting with your estranged father, and you made lots of new friends! I sure do hope things work out.
Message from Santa: Oh Margaret, you were so close to being on my nice list this year, but have ended it by kissing Mordecai, knowing very well that he is in a relationship with CJ! I’m very disappointed in you, Margaret. You were doing so well, moving on in college and gaining an internship at Channel 6. I’d suggest you apologize to CJ before it’s too late. I hope things improve.
Message from Santa: Fixes, as usual, you’ve been on your best behaviour this year. I was happy to see that you and Celia have reunited, though I will be having words with your brother for crashing through that mall. I’m sure there will be a lot of exciting new opportunities for you in this next year! Don’t worry, I have kept Celia’s surprise tape hidden in my secret sack. I’m sure no-one will find it.
Message from Santa: Mitch, I know you just want to have a fun time all the time, but your pranks continue to get even more out of hand as the days go on. You emotionally gaslit your friends into thinking you were a changed man, yet filled up a gift box with expired Chinese food. Despite this, I wish you all the best for your wedding next year, and hope it goes smoothly!
Message from Santa: Skips, this year you have finally learned to conquer your demons and be more open with your emotions. I particularly found your story about losing Desdemona touching. As always, you will stop at nothing to help your friends, and they’re lucky to have you. Let’s go bowling some time soon!