frances fukushima

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the trash cans in front of the wawa
johnny cash pouring one out
some linkedin spam containing the suns logo
@noisysummer.bsky.social all phillies players can be charted on these axes Big Boy Pinup Hot Latino Hot Dirtbag Disney Prince
Jesus truth telling meme but it’s daryl morey getting hate for trading jared mccain
ice balls. the condescension market is a growth area in the economy (^tm)
three six mafia giving their acceptance speech at the academy awards, with a speech bubble added to the bottom so it looks like dj paul is saying the post below
the lars ulrich toilet
more elderly us marine corps alzheimer’s slop
photo of victor wembanyama in an nba game. the photographer caught him with the ball covering his face so he looks like a monster with a round orange head. his teammate is screaming at him. presented in contrast to the ai slop image of a headless pistons player in front of two sixers.
bob mold pointing a gun at the viewer (fake)
keep shopping for lab oscilloscopes
Natasha Lennard @natashalennard It's a HIPAA violation to ask who farted 6:08 PM • 7/23/21 • Twitter for iPhone
A man and woman having a conversation in a supermarket: Is this hell? - In what sense? The present moment is both eternal and painful - In Hell, there is relief in utter helplessness. Here, our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others Truly, it is worse
a douchebro with a shitty haircut and an even shittier mustache. his expression is dripping scorn towards you.
a beardy seymour papert with the logo writer see-thru dome turtle robot
Google AI (Gemini?) search results: People also ask What did Kurt Cobain think of Limp Bizkit?
No! No!!
us army general buck turgidson: we cannot afford a mine shaft gap!
the vince mcmahon meme where he gets progressively hornier, text: suckin / on a chili dog / outside the tastee freez
the scene in pink floyd the wall where bob geldof rebuilds the fragments of his trashed hotel room into a tiny city or military formation or something
dr manhattan meme about sixers two-way player justin edwards continually being sent down to the delaware blue coats
New York Times screenshot: U.S. Military Action in Venezuela Trump Celebrates Asked during a visit to Canada last week whether Mr. Noriega's capture might serve as a kind of model for the Trump administration's current planning, Secretary of State Marco Rubio deflected, saying he had been in high school at the time.
RIP to the legend. Mike Fossey tweet: @animaldrumss moron: "duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea" me: try getting tacos instead, genius 2/15/15, 12:41 AM
"This first cup moistens my lips and throat. The second shatters my loneliness. The third causes the wrongs of life to fade gently from my recollection. The fourth purifies my soul. The fifth lifts me to the realms of the unwinking gods." Chinese mystic, Tang Dynasty
Name one example of an American innovation O Light bulb O Gunpowder O Television O X-rays
sigourney and winona in the scene in alien: resurrection where ripley forces annalee to crash the ship into earth
Parody of Matthew 5:27-28 Chick Tract. Jesus says some incel/men’s rights nonsense. The people were astonished at his doctrine.
nbc broadcast still of joel embiid in a striped shirt and tie and jacket with natty piping. he’s smiling and wearing olympic rings sunglasses. the closed captions (his words?) reads “I LOOK GOOD IN EVERYTHING”
faye wong in chungking express
norman reedus and baby lou in death stranding 2
the gyros poster with the woman
a framed comic strip hanging on a wall
a us soldier posing in front of a downed v-22 osprey, smoking a cigarette and holding a can of rip it brand energy drink
colin firth taking a bullet to the head
dudebro meme shirt says BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY UNPERFORMED OPERAS OF PHILIP GLASS
terminator: what is black metallic about? connor: dunno cars probably? terminator: [into phone] what is black metallic about? foster mother: the aids crisis. terminator: the internet is dead.
a google search result page for the catherine wheel song “black metallic” which invents false biographical details about the singer, makes up a quote never said, and gives an entirely wrong explication of the song lyrics.
that one drunk driving tweet doctored to be about how i’m bad at screwing in screws
remember this genre of music from like 2011. i like to call it stomp clap hey. that shit sucked Imao this type of music overwhelmed rock and "alternative" radio stations in america very shortly after bain capital took control of iheartmedia (fka clear channel) which is the company that owns like half of all US radio stations marcus mumford, the main singer/songwriter and namesake of the band mumford & sons, is the son of john and eleanor mumford, who founded an organization that runs over 100 evangelical churches in the UK and ireland bain, which counts mitt romney among the men who founded the company, took control of iheart in 2008. try to imagine what that company using radio to advance a cultural/political agenda would look like. it looks exactly like this, doesn't it? billboard TOP ROCK SONGS OF THE DECADE SONG • ARTIST 1 BELIEVER IMAGINE DRAGONS 2 THUNDER IMAGINE DRAGONS 3 RADIOACTIVE IMAGINE DRAGONS 4 HIGH HOPES PANIC! AT THE DISCO 5 HO HEY THE LUMINEERS 6 HEATHENS TWENTY ONE PILOTS 7 SHUT UP AND DANCE WALK THE MOON 8 FEEL IT STILL PORTUGAL. THE MAN 9 RIDE TWENTY ONE PILOTS 10 STRESSED OUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS
Picture of a dude biting it in a grain silo. Caption reads: It takes only two to theee seconds to become helpless in flowing grain. Do not allow yourself to be trapped in the voids.
meret oppenheim’s “object”, being a fur covered spoon, cup and saucer. she recognized correctly that spooning hot liquid into your mouth was tantamount to oral sex.
taking the bit far beyond good sense or reason
some asshole providing unwanted feedback in what is distinctly not a critique session
sam hinkie and joel embiid sitting courtside at a philadelphia 76ers practice
a woman in bondage gear. title reads “the mighty jill off”.
It’s a real IBM PC XT with one floppy and a HDD, but close enough.
philadelphia eagles quarterback jalen hurts going apeshit after dropping a perfectly placed touchdown pass to aj brown.
gary the cryptofascist from disco elysium. he looks hungry.
old tweet by @lukepoothousand: “stingray hours gonna slam a sega cd disc into a super nintendo until sonic and luigi eat each others stank rounds” (this is extremely relevant to the detroit lions - washington commanders nfl playoff game)
ryan gosling in blade runner 2049 saying “i don’t retire my own kind because we don’t run.”
IF YOU HEARD ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME BELIEVE ALL THAT SHIT AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
disco elysium screenshot with kim kitsuragi, raphael ambrosius cousteau, and the deserter discussing infra-materialism