The Relevant Organs

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China's soft-power vanguard, rectifying your thought since 2010. Claiming this handle as an inalienable part of China.

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《严明政治纪律，自觉维护党的团结统一》（2013年1月22日） 这是习近平同志在中共第十八届中央纪律检查委员会第二次全体会议上讲话的一部分。文中指出：我们党是靠革命理想和铁的纪律组织起来的马克思主义政党，纪律严明是党的光荣传统和独特优势。严明党的纪律，首要的就是严明政治纪律。政治纪律是最重要、最根本、最关键的纪律，遵守党的政治纪律是遵守党的全部纪律的重要基础。强调：党章是我们党的总章程、总规矩。严明政治纪律就要从遵守和维护党章入手。遵守党的政治纪律，最核心的，就是坚持党的领导，同党中央保持高度一致，自觉维护中央权威。
A man thoughtfully holding his chin with a thought bubble of a hammer and sickle under the headline, “Is it time for COMMUNIST REVOLUTION?”
A “truth social” post from Donald Trump that reads: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The out of control Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, who doesn't want to accept a $400 Million Dollar GIFT of one of the most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, desperately needed by the White House and its future Presidents (Due to time constraints, I will barely get to use it!), wants me to build the "underground" portion of the Ballroom, without the "above ground" portion, but the underground doesn't work, isn't necessary, and would indeed be useless, without the above ground sections. The underground portion is wedded to, and serves, the upper portion, including the Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass. It's all tied together as one big, expensive, and very complex unit, which is vital for National Security and Military Operations of the United States of America! The Judge's decision, which doesn't even discuss the vital subject of STANDING, of which the plaintiff has none, severely jeopardizes the lives and welfare of the people who work, and will be working, at the White House - including all future Presidents of the United States, and their families. President DONALD J. TRUMP 1.18k ReTruths 3.61k Likes Apr 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
A man thoughtfully holding his chin while imagining a hammer and sickle, under the title, “Is it time for communist revolution?”
A very sad portrait of two capitalist losers in blue suits.
A rendering of a white triumphal arch against a blue sky dappled with clouds. A gold statue of Winged Victory stands astride the arch. Twin portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping gaze serenely from the columns on either side, underscoring that victory belongs to the Party alone. Across the top of the arch is a red banner declaring in Chinese, "Long Live the Chinese Communist Party." It is truly a monument to spire men to greatness and bring women to tears. Or maybe the other way around. We're not really sure.
Donald J. Trump ® + @realDonaldTrump The Wall Street Journal, one of the worst and most inaccurate "Editorial Boards" in the World, stated that I "declared premature victory in Iran." Actually, it is a Victory, and there's nothing "premature" about it! Because of me, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON and, very quickly, you'll see Oil start flowing, with or without the help of Iran and, to me, it makes no difference, either way. The Wall Street Journal will, as usual, live to eat their words. They are always quick to criticize, but never to admit when they're wrong, which is most of the time! President DONALD J. TRUMP 53 ReTruths 195 Likes 4/9/26, 2:28 PM
A cover for arch-capitalist rag The Economist, featuring a blurry Donald Trump in the foreground, bloviating through a cavernously open mouth, and, in the background, a serene and measured comrade Xi Jinping, smiling faintly. The headline was: “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake,” but “making a mistake” is replaced by “POASTING”
Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown in Crime across our Country, with Murders plummeting to their lowest level since 1900. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future, and our Deputy Attorney General, and a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting Attorney General. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 275 ReTruths 864 Likes Apr 02, 2026, 10:17 AM
A cover for arch-capitalist rag The Economist, featuring a blurry Donald Trump in the foreground, bloviating through a cavernously open mouth, and, in the background, a serene and measured comrade Xi Jinping, smiling faintly. The headline is: “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”
The cover of the book “Ruthless Political Purges for Dummies.” Subtitled, “North American Political Edition.” Bullet points on the cover are: Silence your enemies; intimidate your allies; enjoy the piteous wails; enforce political compliance.
A large plastic jug of unfathomably cheap liquor bracketed by the slogan: "When the shit hits the fan, there's always Laobaigan!" To drink such liquor, one must truly be at the end of joy and hope. You have failed irredeemably and have no choice to take solace in the loving embrace of white spirit oblivion. Fare thee well, traveler!
Charles Schumer, American Democrat party senator from the province of New York, widely known for pliability in the face of adversity.
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung presents arch-imperialist Trump with a replica golden crown in a glass case such as one might purchase on Taobao or in a provincial museum gift shop. The expression on comrade Trump’s face is the capitalists unbridled lust for gold. Meanwhile, President Lee radiates the self-satisfied aura of a lesser vassal who has forestalled a browbeating for another day. All are awash in shame.
Candidate for senator for the US province of Maine, shirtless, shows off new, politically acceptable tattoo of Comrade Xi Jinping in place of prior controversial tattoo of Nazi "totenkopf" symbol.
Aging reactionary Eric Adams clasps hands with aging reactionary Andrew Cuomo before a crowd in a press photo above the headline, “Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor.” The two reactionaries are both labeled “Reactionaries.” Above their clasped hands is the text, “Stopping a socialist,” which is the thing reactionaries love most.
A screen capture of a Donald Trump Truth Social post that reads: “ Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual "mouthpiece" for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF! The "Times" has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected "rag" responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos/ABC/Disney, and 60 Minutes/CBS/Paramount, who knew that they were falsely "smearing" me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
A “tweet” from capitalist influencer @willchamberlain that reads, I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
A grizzled elder, his dreams obviously crushed by capitalism, reluctantly dons military garb to engage in dangerous work suppressing undesirables and guiding his obviously dissolute and nihilistic offspring.
A banner in the American imperialist style that shows the phrase “liberation day” on a background of an American flag and stars. It fully embraces the aesthetic of extractive jingoism designed to placate the proletariat who will be the ultimate victims of their extractive capitalist overlords. Also, ask us about customized sno-globes! Discounts for bulk orders.
A screen capture of a profile screen from a November, 2022 download of the archives of the Twitter handle @relevantorgans, painfully recovered from the deepest archives of the Party at great effort by several thoughtwork cadres wrestling with intense Wuliangye hangovers and serious cases of KTV-throat. Also, it's really bright out here and everything is super loud.