Relly Annett-Baker

@rellyab.bsky.social

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content strategy and stupid jokes

A handmade stitched Dalek fob in red vinyl with black and silver stitching.
Shirt stitched with ‘Blood and Mayonnaise’ party member names and then the list of locations and dates in the campaign, stitched in red and white on a blue-grey shirt.
embroidered cartoon cat on his back wearing sick sunglasses with the caption ‘that sounds like a problem for tomorrow me’
5 different box of mince pies
Pantone color swatch of ‘cloud dancer’. It’s a dirty white.
WA- (headline continued on page 2)
A plushie rainfrog wearing a Christmas tree costume with a stoic expression. He knows this is his duty until January.
Andy Bell and Start Robson posting about cloudflare’s outage at the same time as me
lumiere from beauty and the beast looking especially smug
a grey and white cat is curled in a weird shape, kind of on his back, tail curled up and over his back. He is prominently displaying his white socks on his back legs.
The “Yes … ha ha ha … YES!” sickos man at a window meme from The Onion.
Grey cat sprawled across a cat sized armchair, placed in a sunpatch.
3D printed coaster that looks like a knitted light brown cat flat on its back. It’s very cute.
Freshly baked bundt cake on a glass plate
grey cat sleeps, facing away from the camera, hunched into a grumpy circle, on top of a blue duvet
Grey and white cat in a loaf position sits very close to me on my lap. He looks unimpressed.
photo bottom half of my grey cat with his tail sticking out between his back legs
Neko Atsume screenshot of a cat wearing a cowboy hat over its face.
Neko Atsume screenshot of two cat butts sticking out of a U-bend tube
Screenshot of Neko Atsume 2, with two cartoony cats in a Japanese style room. One of the cats is sleeping in a loaf. The other is wearing a plastic bag for a hat.
grey cat with white paws just touching my leg
A grey cat leaning against my leg, with one paw out.
Grey cat pushing his entire face and body into my chest
A silicon mould of bite sized teddy bears, for batter and weeny sausages called ‘Bear Butt Bites’. Yes, the sausage is the bear butt you bite.
A brown paper McDonalds Bag that says “As Featured In” and then a mix of films and tv around the world, such as Space Jam and Seinfield.
Grey cat with white patches, stretched out on the floor.
fluffy tortie cat with big eyes poses over the shoulder of her human
small tortie cat who has inserted herself into a narrow shelf and is now just a fluff loaf with a thousand yard vacant stare
cranes in the night sky that are lit up with lights that scroll through the colours of the rainbow
Apollo the black and white cockapoo sat on his dog bed with a toy bone that has ‘naughty’ on it. It’s already chewed, proving the point.
My adorable but very stupid black and white cockapoo, Apollo, who has stolen a butter knife. He has it in his big stupid mouth. I love him.
A slightly stunned looking grey tom cat does a loaf on top of a cat tree, with packing boxes behind him.