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a goat in a dog bathtub. it is wet and brown and black
a very large and dead cicada it is green and brown and silver with large translucent wings
a video of a cloudy sky full of lightning
a small plastic ereader case that is transparent black. it has three stickers on it: one is a heart that says "think positive", another is word art reading "you can do hard things" and the third is some wildflowers with cursive text that says "stay wild"
a selfie of rem. it has white hair and cool purple cat eye glasses and a necklace with a glass octopus pendant. it has cool piercings (septum that is like a teardrop gem thing and a monroe thats kind of a star) and is making a subtly happy face
ram logo like for trucks but someone has painted it bright green
a blue sky with wispy clouds and a telephone pole with wires and another separate wire with string lights hanging off it
a hammock frame with a branch complementary next to it the branch has a sharp bend
a wasp nest in the eaves of a house some of the hexagons are papered over and others are not
rem smiling and wearing a necklace with an octopus pendant
a person in a hammock but you can only see their calves and socked feet. you can see a lawn and a bunch of garden planters with stuff growing and a red vintage vw bus
a picture of a typewriter style wireless keyboard lit up in gamer backlight
rem showing off its hair which is a little wavy toward the bottom but that part is still kind of wet
a selfie of rem with whiteish blonde hair that is very Voluminous and rem's glasses are cool and so is its septum jewelry and it is making a cute face too
rem with wet whiteish hair and a black shirt that reads "come at me bro" and very cool glasses frames that are purple cat eye with gems at the points
a pair of in ear monitors for making music which are basically headphones. these ones are wired and the bud of them reminds me of the bottom of a pool
screenshot of the bottom bar of a post showing likes, reposts, quotes, and saves, in that order
mute word interface here on bluesky i am muting gender affirming care for a day
"maybe; all women are matched on keeper for free. however if a man is offered a match on the platform, then he has to sign a 'marriage bounty' contract where he agrees to $50,000 if his relationship is kismet"
wikipedia chart headers. "name" "description" "owner" "registered users" "free" "all features free" "heterosexual connections" "polyamorous connections" "free messaging" "STD notification"
email i received in 2013: subject: happy bastille day! celebrate with a parade of pizza from domino's from: domino's pizza
gif that reads "thank you for following me on bsky dot app" in rainbow letters
gif that says "post fast post weird post kind" in sparkly purpleish letters
a gif that says "thank you for following me on bsky dot app" in rainbow letters
line in an indeed job position listing that says "people with a criminal record are encouraged to apply"
boat in the water with a fishing net and the net is fucking massive i can't even describe it properly i'm sorry it reminds me of a jellyfish or a mushroom or a flower petal
my pantone birth chart palette, four colors. solar gold (leo sun), amber stage (leo moon), torchlight red (aries rising), velvet apricot (leo venus)
on the "how to disappear completely" wikihow page a question of "what if i want to take my collection of bobble heads with me?" with an answer of "someone will notice they're missing, along with you, so it would be best to not take any things like that with you"
a plate with a fork and knife and napkin and a ham and cheese croissant that has sesame seeds on top too. and a plastic cup that reads "watermint / remi". all of this is on a little wooden table
movie poster for sir arthur conan doyle's sherlock holmes. it's a film made by asylum studios (better known for such hits as sharknado). it features the three primary characters (holmes, watson, and the villain) above a bridge there is smoke and fire and a dragon breathing fire and a t-rex and a kraken. also the clock tower that has big ben in it
myrna loy from the thin man she has scrunched her nose and closed her eyes and her lips are a small heart shape
US teen (15-19) birth rate chart from 2005. it is very red meaning lots of teen births (38.52+ births per thousand teens)
a bug shell holding onto a plant i think it was a cicada
wet: number | Pattern - wet amount
a picture of rem with white blonde hair making an uncertain face
a small frog of some sort on a leaf. the frog is green and making this face :D
a tyler's tree frog which is a small yellow creature with large eyes and long webbed feet
an elderly pug in a fireman hat
screenshot of youtube watch later playlist bar thing and it says i, rem danger aka the postes, have only 7 videos on this playlist
phil lewis posted: "a pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself. the student said he told her, 'you know what you have to do, carry on.'" the reply, by a user whose information i have blacked out, says "better practice is to have the student land and taxi to a stop. then you inform them that they'll be flying solo and hop out. solo landings can be pretty stressful for students and you don't want to add new complicating factors like incompletely secured cabin doors."
the joker mad at a newspaper with a[n incomplete] headline of "chortle at joker's boner" he is saying "so! they laugh at my boner, will they?! i'll show them! i'll show them how many boners to joker can make!"
google earth image of northern border province in saudi arabia
map of bosnia and herzegovina and republika srpska. bosnia and herzegovina is light blue and republika srpska is pink
a smattering of pink tinged clouds in a blue sky
a young capuchin monkey sticking its tongue out
a single bindweed flower among a bunch of dead leaves
minecraft sunset
i used to love her music while coding late nights. now i'm a displaced dad fighting spinal injury-- please read the pinned post on my profile
a pointillist piece that reads "never give up"
me showing how the little tray for the markers attaches to the notebook they came with
pointillist piece that says "create beauty" but it's kind of all splotchy?
a pointillism piece that says "find your flow" with some flowers
a little art kit from lifelines. it has five stamp markers and 20 different pictures you color by number (or well. letter. but concept wise)
three collapsed notifications that make a little face
bluesky app telling me i can't reply to a post because it has been deleted but it is my post and i didn't delete it
the moon over a light pole
a bumblebee hovering near a comfrey bush
a bumblebee approaching a purple comfrey flower
a small and very old chihuahua looking at the camera with curiosity
pop up in my air conditioner's control app asking "were you able to accomplish your task today" with options yes and no