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“That podcast is filling your head with garbage”
Scene from Star Trek Voyager: “Are you two friends?” Leftists: Yes Other Leftists: No
A Yu-Gi-Oh card named “Orange Wizard of Tarriffs” that immediately halves your portfolio
I’m not alt texting five paragraphs sorry
Batman: this is where I watched my parents Die, Raphael. Raphael from TMNT: Cowabummer!
A B-52 doing something it’s not supposed to do
Steven’s banger dissent
A video that is still there posted to the official Air Force account. It is… very political.
The confederates surrendering and one U.S. saying “so much for the ‘tolerant left’”
The New York Times changing a headline from Five to 5 and then changing it back ten minutes later
Succession “you are not serious people” meme.
Torment Nexus
I am Zohran Mamdani?
Simpson meme about the parties
The worst Supreme Court decision of your life so far
Bart Simpson worst Supreme Court decision of my life meme
“We sure had quite a year.” “What are you talking about? It’s May.” From 30 Rock. No I don’t care that it’s June.
A statue of Apollo with a dodgeball
A cartoon man dials a cell phone for “orcas”
The leopard’s eating faces tweet
A cat grimaces at a laptop
Meme of random internet users just trying to be comedic, about to be hit by a dodgeball thrown by someone labeled Apollo: the gift of prophecy
The bat scene from I think you should leave
DS9 meme going “Weird Hill To Die On But At Least You’re Dead.”
Calvin’s mom comes across a destroyed lamp and nightstand. She says “who did this?!” Strip cuts to Calvin imagining himself as “Tracer Bullet” where he thinks: “The Dame’s scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs, but it mean I had a case. And the sound of greenbacks slapping across my palm is music to MY ears any day. After all, I’m not an opera critic. I’m a private eye.”
A bunch of characters on steps with a sign saying “we demand to be taken seriously”
Retriever skeet
Golden Retriever
DA reads a sign that says “bombing to win” and responds “that sign won’t stop me because I can’t read”
Data telling Picard: “It has been quite a day, has it not?”
From the Princess Bride: Let’s See, Where were we?
Orange Wizard of Tariffs card. Its effect immediately halves your portfolio.
An army recruiter points at an army chair. I’m being facetious. Do not under any circumstances join the army.
Footnote: “this was once revealed to me in a dream.”
4chan: I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELPHELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
Dril tweet: “go ahead. Keep screaming “Shut the Fuck Up” at me. It only makes my opinions Worse.
Meme which says “I didn’t steal your meme, I discovered it.” On top of a picture of some asshole I guess.
Bo Burnham inside with the caption “[screams]”
Man dialing Thanos
Golden retriever skeet. The retriever is the markets.
Pacific Rim scene where they describe how the Kaiju’s are accelerating
George Santos tweet about the RNC being Grindr’s Super Bowl
Picture from the book “Justice For All”
It’s not US Policy
Hotdog man
Jeremy Bearimy and the explanation of Time by the definitely a human Michael
Golden retriever skeet
Dril “go ahead. Keep screaming “shut the fuck up” at me. It only makes my opinions Worse” tweet
Photo of a book “Justice For All: Earl Warren and the Nation He Made” by Jim Newton
From the chronology
From the Abrego Garcia Decision
James T. Kirk saying “Well Double Dumbass on You.”
“The American people are not intellectual to put it mildly.”
Crimes tweet
Retriever meme