Ordinary Rendition

@renderjudgment.bsky.social

1982 Followers 653 Following

Attorney (not yours), healthcare compliance professional, greater Minnesotan, lifelong Gopher, North Star State devotee. None of the opinions expressed here are my own.

My post: "'Everyone is obsessed with me' is it, I'm sure." @ilovesoup223.bsky.social's post in response: "Just you it would seem Imfao."
Bluesky Poster 1: "I don't think it was a particularly good joke. Not one I would have made. It's also not my place as a non jewish person speak on what is or isnt anti-semitic." Me, in response: "To confirm - if someone said "all those dirty Jews should die," you'd be unable to speak as to whether that is or isn't anti-Semitic because it wouldn't be your place as a non-Jew?"
A Bluesky quote post in which the original post reads "Any Dem that waffles on any of this should be pressured to step down" and the quote post reads "yup."
A Bluesky quote post by someone with a large account. The original post reads "I'm interested in any political imagination for accountability. It has to be proactive & retroactive. It has to be spectacular. And, ideally, it would leave so many of them broke that it actually becomes a deterrent. Being poor is truly all they care about not because they don't care about prison." The quote post reads "1. Fire all employees on week 1 of a Democratic administration. Everyone. No exceptions. 2. Start now to pull together state-based ICE People's Assemblies. Collect testimonies about impacts on your communities. Release reports by December 2028. 3. REPARATIONS for all ICE victims - $$ & citizenship."
An image of the "Charlie Brown had hoes" tweet.
A Bluesky post by "MarySez," @marysez.bsky.social, reading "This is about of people declaring they know things they could not possibly know for sure but by golly they're going to shout it out anyway." The post quote-posts my post, which reads "This is about Graham Platner, who seems to be a rapist. Also, he is denying being a rapist."
A Bluesky post from "Milton E. Malespin," @diac1987.bsky.social, reading "We keep forgetting the fact that Bernie Sanders is a Jewish man who spent time in Israel and has family who died in the Holocaust. If he is willing to understand and forgive and support, then its stupid for us to continue bringing up the silly tattoo that Platner regretted having."
A Facebook post from Nancy Mace, on her official account, reading "Impeach rogue, activist judges. We're looking at you Amy Coney Barrett."
A post from Libs of Tik Tok reading "Dr. Ashok Muralidaran, the Portland doctor who's being sued for $17 million for allegedly putting a girl's heart valve in upside down, got his medical degree and completed a fellowship in India."
The "me sowing, me reaping" meme.
A post from Samantha Hancox-Li reading "again, this is literally black-letter constitutional text in virginia. this is an inalienable power that super[s]edes any formal amendment process. the court went beyond its jurisdiction when it attempted to overturn the referendum" and displaying a portion of Article I, Section 3 of the Virginia Constitution reading "whenever any government shall be found inadequate or contrary to these purposes, a majority of the community hath an indubitable, inalienable, and indefeasible right to reform, alter, or abolish it, in such manner as shall be judged most conducive to the public weal." That post is quote-posted by Jamelle Bouie, jamellebouie.net, who writes "yes. the clearest path to deal with the SCVA ruling is just to say that it wasn't a constitutionally valid exercise of judicial review. because it wasn't!"
A screenshot of an exchange on Bluesky in which the first poster writes "In your mind. Let's talk about reality." The second user responds by posting data. The first user replies by writing "fuck outta here with screenshots from X lmao."
A post by @yourinnermonologue.bsky.social stating that "Abortion and voting rights should've been enshrined in the constitution while the Democrats had all 3 branches 😑"
A screenshot of a post by BillThePony, @billthepony.bsky.social, in which he writes "In the context presented above the 'good guys' (as much as something can exist) are the Palestinians. Just taking Cohen's own explanation of the conditions makes clear Isreal's 'Bad faith fascists' are the source of the problem. I agree with him" My response, in which I write: "So Hamas as the good guys, right? We're talking government vs. government here." His response, in which he writes: "I am not going to waste my time with genocide denial."
A screenshot of a Facebook post by Libs of Tik Tok bragging that she ratioed the Democratic Party on Twitter.
A Facebook post by Royce White saying "Yes... Real fathers will continue to discipline our children for bad behavior regardless of what the leftists courts or comment sections have to say about it. This is real life, in what world is disciplining your son for getting caught on camera with a joint 'abuse'? You're a coward, leftist woman capitulator. Quote it!"
A Bluesky exchange in which one user writes "The median household typically has $8000 in readily available cash, with a sample distributed across time and households," and the second user responds "What is 'the median household'? How is it distributed? What qualifies as a household?"
A paragraph from Kash Patel's lawsuit against The Atlantic, which reads "Plaintiff Kashyap P. Patel is an individual who is a resident and citizen of Nevada. He is the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
A CNN website headline reading "Trump to read Bible verse from Oval Office after feud with Pope and deleted AI image."
A screenshot of the decision to dismiss Justin and Cerina Fairfax's divorce case, which describes their postnuptial agreement as "contain[ing] many positive statements regarding the then-current state of the marriage."
A post by Katywho50, @katywho50.bsky.social, regarding Al Franken, reading "A couple other stories came out subsequent to that story where it was also 8 women, and I was struck by the similarity of the stories. Why was it always 8?"
A screenshot of a large checkmark, the text "Payment Successful," and, on the next line, the text "Your payment of Free was successfully completed."
A screencap of Donald Trump's Truth Social post reading: "DHS investigating claim about Swalwell nanny filed by conspiracy theorist: theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a"
A Truth Social post by Donald Trump: Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for for Foreign Policy. He talks about "fear" of the Trump Administration, but doesn't mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn't! I don't want a Pope who thinks it's OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don't want a Pope who thinks it's terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don't want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I'm doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn't on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo's Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It's hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it's hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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A post from a journalist reading "Democrats could, right now, be dragging the chief judge of the BIA into hearings and grilling USCIS and supporting legislation to protect asylum access. Instead, they are completely fine with this and many are even happy about it."
A screenshot of a Bluesky user writing "Not justifying violence against planners, but"
Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social one of thing I thought we stood for was "not one hint of Nazi" David Mizner @davidmizner.bsky.social I'm the Jewish son of a Holocaust survivor and while I have my apprehensions about him, I don't think he's a Nazi. Preening, morally absolutist comments like yours is why Bluesky Platner discourse looks so ridic to most progressives outside the this bubble. Amy Fried @asfried.bsky.social I'm a Jewish Mainer who grew up in NY and I'm with you
A Bluesky post, the text of which reads "Wow! Very predictive!" and showing an image of a prediction market site giving Emily Gregory a 30% chance to win in the Florida HD-87 special election.
A screenshot of the complaint in which the attorneys for the United States fail to capitalize the "j" in New Jersey.
The Norman Rockwell "Ode to Civil Discourse" painting.
A graph showing an increase in nationwide public K-12 spending per pupil per year from $14,022 in 2011-2012 to $16,280 (in constant 2022-2023 dollars).
The Darren Rovell tweet reading "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."
Bluesky user Not Again (@vortex3.bsky.social), in response to a post about the possibility of a temporary restraining order in Minnesota federal court, posting "Here's the fun part: they won't stop even if they are ordered to. Because nobody can or will stop them."
An exchange between a Bluesky poster informing K*rl that he has been labeled as a troll account, and K*rl's response: "yup. if you want to let people know you can they can leave the labeler or not. its wild how they are using that now in bad faith."
A repost by the now-infamous K*rl of a post reading "a pedophile autocrat just launched an illegal war, but the important thing for us to discuss today is people being mean to me online."
From https://www.nytimes.com/article/why-new-york-times-anonymous-sources.html, the New York Times' statement that "Our reporting is based on sources. They can be officials, witnesses, records — essentially anyone or anything that can offer information on a particular topic. When we don’t disclose a human source by name, that person is considered an anonymous source. Under our guidelines, these sources should be used only for information that we believe is newsworthy and credible, and that we are not able to report any other way."
The Obama giving himself a medal meme, with both Obamas captioned as the New York Times.
A post from Parker Pansy, @parkerpansy.bsky.social, reading "A bad choice in a tattoo is tolerable. Wanting to implement fascism is not. I don't think that means I 'tolerate Nazi shit.'"
A post from Parker Pansy, @parkerpansy.bsky.social, reading "Once again, is he a Nazi?" My response, reading "No, I think I'm going to insist on an answer to my question first. In your view, is the problem with having a Nazi tattoo that it constitutes 'bad taste?'" Parker's response, reading "From what I've read, he drunkenly got the tattoo in Eastern Europe with his marine buddies. Unless he specifically picked it out as a commitment to Nazi ideology, yes I'd venture to say it's a matter of bad taste."
A screenshot of a post from me reading "You're eagerly supporting a candidate with a Nazi tattoo, something I have no doubt you would have been utterly disgusted by just a matter of a few weeks ago. You already should have been less willing to change your mind." A response from Parker Pansy, @parkerpansy.bsky.social, reading "Is the man a Nazi or not? Is this about his ideology or because you think he has bad taste?"
An image, in the style of the Star Wars scroll, reading "November 22, 2025," "FACTIONS WITHIN THE REGIME," and "There are factions within the regime!"
A New York Times alert with the headline "Just Two Guys From Queens" and the body of the alert reading "Zohran Mamdani and President Trump's first meeting was like the oddest buddy comedy in U.S. politics, Shawn McCreesh writes."
A screenshot of a notification that "@wereallyloveluigi.bsky.social" blocked me.
A post by Wajahat Ali reading "Democratic leadership will take tonight's results and conclude they need to move to the center and win over moderate whites, even though a white majority went against Spanberger and Sherrill."
A screen capture from the signature block of the federal government's filing tonight showing both assistant United States attorneys "North Carolian" bar numbers.
An ad for a Samsung 75" class U7900 Series UHD 4K smart Tizen TV on sale for $479.99.
An image of Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot, with the caption "all I want is your acrimony."
A screenshot showing 112 originally projected fantasy football points and 55 currently projected fantasy football points.
A Bluesky post from Thomas Chatterton Williams, @chatterton.bsky.social, in which he highlights a portion of a Noah Smith post reading "But what [the posters on Bluesky] say just doesn't matter seem to matter at all."
Thomas Chatterton Williams (@chatterton.bsky.social) posting, in response to @propermalone.bsky.social, "What's your real name so I can see what you've published?" and @proptermalone.bsky.social responding "what about your personal history as an author makes you think that getting published is evidence of quality?" The original post has one like, three quote-posts, and 24 replies. The response has 1,100 likes.
A screenshot of the landing page and first episode description for the new Hulu show 'Are You My First?' It has an image of a woman in a bikini with with a cherry on her belly button, with the episode - 'The First Time' - being described as follows: "In this ground-breaking new dating experiment, the largest, hottest group of virgins ever assembled search for intimacy, love- and maybe their first-in a tropical paradise designed just for them. For the first time, they're free to explore their connections without judgment, allowing these sexy young singles to embark on a heated, yet heartfelt journey packed with romantic dates, revealing challenges, and new love interests eager to find 'the one.' Who will find that special someone? And who will go home hot, bothered and heartbroken?"
A post by @organizingpower.bsky.social, which reads: The Jewish faith, as an institution, collectively brainwashed several generations of children into believing utter nonsense-that their people are entitled to a particular tract of land. Jewish leaders should be apologizing for the harm that this caused and making amends.
An infographic about the Ninja Hellfire R9X, a missile which carries spinning blades instead of an explosive payload.
A photograph of a lunch with three tacos, beans, and rice.
The "Charlie Brown had hoes" tweet.
The "Charlie Brown had hoes" tweet.
A dial, with the needle on high, reading "American copper mining tomorrow."
A picture of Burger Town from Call of Duty.
A post by the now-deleted @genobiden.bsky.social reading: "African American means descendants of enslaved Africans in America - it's about slavery and Jim Crow history, not geography. Recent African immigrants are Ethiopian-American, Nigerian-American, etc. Indians from Uganda don't qualify regardless of birthplace. It's about affirmative action."