Inanimate Cabrón Rod

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professional gobshite

output of some palm reading thing for bluesky accounts, the conclusions of which are that i am a "reliable mess" with zero polish
black and white photo of an open book with text that says "he fucking sucked and it's good that he's dead", attributed to "romans 3:23"
cartoon meatball and soft drink staring at each other with a caption that reads "i am 40 or 50 years old and i do not need this"
still of the bit in alan partridge where he says "lynn, these are sex people!"
johnny rico from starship troopers saying "i'm from buenos aires and i say kill 'em all" but with the caption edited to read "i'm as leftist as one gets and i say the fourteen words"
mattie lubchansky cartoon of a man lying in the road under a banner reading "the sad sad boy". the man is saying "maybe a bus will run over me!"
excerpt from the article where human shaped vapour tim robbins talks about meeting his late mother while tripping balls: "What she said was, 'You're injured. You're a warrior, and you're injured and you need to rest, but the fight's not over,'" Robbins recalled.
massive slice of bakewell tart with a cherry on top, sat on a floral plate next to a sturdy-looking riveted spoon
ian mckellen as magneto, with a speech bubble like he's saying the quoted post
the simpson family (from the simpsons) sat around the dinner table. marge is saying "these people sound very nice, but they're clearly nerds"
title card for Battletruck (1982), a new zealand post apocalyptic film about road wars after an oil crisis etc the image is a close up on the cab of the titular battletruck, an armour plated big rig, as it thunders down a country road. the title of the film is written across the centre of the screen in block capitals
dril tweet that has been edited to read "and another thing: i'm not mad. please don't put in the sex offenders register that i got mad"
a hand pushing two buttons on a drinks fountain at the same time, the hand is labelled "me" and the buttons are labelled "hooting" and "hollering"
cary elwes in the princess bride saying "bread is pain, highness. anyone who says differently is not very french"
a big black and brown dog (a transylvanian hound, so i'm told) standing on a stone path, wearing a hi-vis colour that says "nervous"
plate of chips with sriracha sauce and a cheeseburger with a fried egg in it
john hannah in the mummy, playing the weasely con artist brother and looking fit
jigglypuff, a pink orb-type pokemon, doing a little dance with rainbow text that says "omg a hit tweet"
the map from the quoted post, showing a whole host of geographical features which are all labelled - iceberg, sea, cape, forest, fjord, mountain etc - but which now has a tiny copy of the "andy burnam as a plant" political cartoon pasted into the desert
tom cardy playing keyboards and saying "maybe you can go fuck yourself tim"
lionel hutz, the terrible lawyer from the simpsons, standing with his hands on his hips and an unimpressed expression on his face
panels from the start of Watchmen by alan moore, showing blood being rinsed into a gutter while edgelord dipshit rorschach walks by. the captions show an excerpt from "rorschach's journal, october 12th, 1985" which reads "dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face. the streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us!'..." the final caption at the bottom reads "..and i'll look down and whisper 'no'" but the image has been edited so "no" is replaced by the words "skill issue"
a soviet military parade with stalin towering over it firing lasers from his eyes and text that reads "shut the fuck up liberal"
tom cardy sat playing keyboards and saying "maybe you can go fuck yourself tim"