r.e. parrish

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frat house comics frat boy #1: bro, come to the living room. we're gonna watch a girl-on-girl video frat boy #2: hell yeah man frat boy #1: check it out! (holds out a criterion blu ray of "All About Eve") frat boy #2: whoa nice
john adams: "i must study politics and war so that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. my sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy in order to give their children a right to study painting and poetry. then the generation after them will pioneer ways to consume unthinkable numbers of frankfurter sausages at inhuman speed" audience member: "hear, hear!"
random man approaches atticus finch and says "finch? you must be that lawyer fella!" atticus: "yes. i'm a lawyer." random: "yeah! i've seen your roadside billboards!" atticus: [annoyed] "no. i'm ATTICUS finch. you're thinking of my twin brother." [a billboard is shown advertising a man who looks like atticus but in a hideous suit, and it reads "INJURED?????!!!!!! 'When you're in a PINCH, call JOE FINCH'"]
the radiance from hollow knight refusing to leave her bed, clutching a nalgene water bottle and reading an nyrb copy of beware of pity
halloween 2025: barbara jean and john triplette from robert altman's nashville
michael myers arrives at the home of a grad student who is too busy reading "a thousand plateaus" to notice him enter. michael searches for a knife in the kitchen. he opens a drawer to find only boxes of ez mac. he opens a cabinet to find nothing but one bag of lentils. he opens another drawer and finds one spoon. he kills the grad student with the spoon.
self-insert character ripping their shirt to reveal another shirt underneath which says "paul thomas anderson is better than jesus"
a wide shot of citizen's bank park. the announcer says "folks, the phanatic called in sick today, so in his place we have the backup mascot... " "beloved pennsylvanian magic realist painter ANNNNDREWW WYETH!!" (wyeth grimaces and waves) "now he's doing his iconic routine - the sixth inning speedpaint!" (wyeth is sitting on an ancient wooden chair probably of german origin and painting something on an easel) "looks like he's painting some sort of gnarled dead tree you'd see in a nightmare... whatever it is, the crowd loves it!" (the crowd is chanting "UN-CAN-NY! UN-CAN-NY!")