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disgruntled abortion/etc memes from DC. free palestine 🍉

A flaming skeleton meme screams “SHUT DA FUCK UP NEROTYPICAL IM NOT DONE TALKING ABOT MY SPECAL INTREST: ABORTION”
Unknown artist’s rendition of “Babylon the Great sitting upon a dangerous wild beast” in which a gorgeous whore of yore, decked out in glamorous red and gold fabrics and jewelry and holding a gold goblet, is riding a seven-headed beast - just like the Bible said! - but it’s all Garfield heads with a saucy smile and very long sharp claws seductively pawing forward toward the words “BIG ABORTION” surrounded by flaming hearts
Unknown artist’s rendition of “Babylon the Great sitting upon a dangerous wild beast” in which a gorgeous whore of yore, decked out in glamorous red and gold fabrics and jewelry and holding a gold goblet, is riding a seven-headed beast - just like the Bible said! - but it’s all Garfield heads with a saucy smile and very long sharp claws seductively pawing forward toward the words “BIG ABORTION”
A cutout photo of Gritty saying “HAVE A SEAT” is perched sitting on a black fly’s tiny black piano as it says “The next song’s called FUCK UNION BUSTING”
Photo shows an orange cat speaking into a microphone on a table with its front paws firmly planted saying: idgaf who's a " citizen " stop brutalizing human beings
A table titled “little known facts about Supreme Court Justices:” with a column of fun fact topics and the answers in separate columns for Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito, whose headshots of them looking frumpy are below. The table shows: His role model: Thomas - Grim Reaper, Alito - Rumplestiltskin Fave movie to jerk off to: Thomas - The Bee Movie, Alito - The Da Vinci Code Fave color: Thomas - trump’s ass, Alito - trump’s dick Wishes he was: Thomas - a sentient luxury RV, Alito - President/Pope Fart pungency ranking: Thomas - constantly cropdusting sulphur farts, Alito - creatures have perished from a mere whiff The table is brought 2 u by @ReproMemes
Over a pixelated graphic design of neon chunky computer monitors floating in space with an astronaut Gritty, text says “GREAT NEWS: Abortion pills via telehealth are SAFE and EFFECTIVE” next to a mailbox with a labeled box of abortion pills in it
Marcus the Worm crouching in front of a fire labeled “Having to watch for yet another major SCOTUS ruling on abortion access” as he says “It's pissin me off”
Many Marcus the Worms are saying “Get away from my antidepressants Robert” and straddling a blue pill bottle with a brain symbol on it in front of a big red heart. A cut out photo of RFK Junior shows him reaching toward the pills with outstretched hand and open-mouthed, sort of blank garbage disposal stare
a huge ominous Gritty in his Philly Flyers uniform looms large behind the towns people warning “DON’T FUCK WITH MY ABORTION”
Marcus the Worm is declaring “FUCK YOUR ABORTION BANS”
Marcus the Worm is declaring “I WILL NOW GO CONSECUTIVELY FUND NINETEEN OR POSSIBLY MORE ABORTIONS”
instead of Gritty it’s Marcus the Worm declaring “I ACCIDENTALLY FILLED MY TOYOTA CAMRY WITH ABORTION PILLS”
All images in this thread share the same background image - an edited version of Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting showing white people at a town meeting, but with someone pro-abortion photoshopped behind them. In this first version, Gritty is naked behind them with a majestic trans flag unfurled behind him and his paws triumphantly hoisted in the air with mifepristone and misoprostol abortion pills, Opill contraceptive pills, and Plan B pills as well as hormone test tubes for testosterone, estrogen, and progesterone
text says “get away from my abortion pills Robert” surrounded by various cut out images of Marcus the worm, including one in front of a big red heart emoji that is hugging abortion pill boxes (both an orange box for the brand Mifeprex and a white box for the generic mifepristone) and sitting on Chief Justice John Roberts’ head that is just poking up in the bottom right of the frame. There’s also a Marcus worm rising up dramatically in front of a cut out of RFK Junior speaking into a microphone and pointing at the pills
Over a photo of Gritty ominously standing against a black backdrop and facing the viewer with blank intensity, text says “Happy Venmo trans people all your money day!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🥳🏳️‍⚧️🥳🏳️‍⚧️”
A fake painting of Keanu Reeves looking Jesus-like with a red robe and medieval halo-looking thing behind his head. He is facing the viewer seen from waist up with his arms around Gritty, who is flashing peace signs. A red heart over the hugging pair says “jesus luvs abortion”
Screenshot of article text: The FDA "only approved a second generic mifepristone tablet because federal law requires approval when an application proves the generic is identical to the brand-name drug," Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Oct. 2 on social media after news broke of the approval.
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ross Douthat: And it is impossible for me — as a religious person, I'm sorry - not to look at progressivism right now and say, "You need something else in the horizon besides saying we're all going to be inclusive, and we're going to get rich together with flying cars." You need to say, "So that we can live in some specific way that we are supposed to live." What is that way, Ezra Klein? How then shall we live?
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: People just liked - plenty of very comfortable people, many of them liberals - just liked the way things were. They didn't need it to get any better. They weren't going to live in affordable housing. They were not suffering from an absence of sufficient energy or cheap enough energy. And so, the pendulum has to swing back.
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: People just liked - plenty of very comfortable people, many of them liberals - just liked the way things were. They didn't need it to get any better. They weren't going to live in affordable housing. They were not suffering from an absence of sufficient energy or cheap enough energy. And so, the pendulum has to swing back.
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: I think the left did not adopt that particular attitude. The left was more likely for quite some time to try to keep someone like Kirk or Ben Shapiro from speaking on campus than to happily debate with them and do the reverse - which is like, "Can you do a speaking tour of evangelical churches?" Can you actually go into the places you feel are most hostile to you and treat that as an interesting place to begin a conversation, even if only to sharpen your own arguments?
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: And the stakes of politics are almost always incredibly high. I think they happen to be higher now. And I do think a lot of what is happening in terms of the structure of the system itself is dangerous. I think that the hour is late in many ways. My view is that a lot of people who embrace alarm don't embrace what I think obviously follows from that alarm, which is the willingness to make strategic and political decisions you find personally discomfiting, even though they are obviously more likely to help you win. Taking political positions that'll make it more likely to win Senate seats in Kansas and Ohio and Missouri. Trying to open your coalition to people you didn't want it open to before. Running pro-life Democrats.
(Same as previous post) Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: I think there has been an evaporation of a bright horizon in liberal thought, in a lot of left thinking. It has become about averting different kinds of calamities: the calamity of fascism, the calamity of a return to white supremacy or a re-strengthening of it, the calamity of climate change, the calamity of oligarchy. It's been about how bad it will be we can avert. I don't think that's the right way to look at the future, but I think there is something to that.
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: I think there has been an evaporation of a bright horizon in liberal thought, in a lot of left thinking. It has become about averting different kinds of calamities: the calamity of fascism, the calamity of a return to white supremacy or a re-strengthening of it, the calamity of climate change, the calamity of oligarchy. It's been about how bad it will be we can avert. I don't think that's the right way to look at the future, but I think there is something to that.
Screenshot of NYT podcast interview transcript quoting Ezra Klein: There's been something where it feels like our politics has cast its view backward. I think the right has a version of this, which is that we lost touch with who we really are. Then the left has a version of this, which is that we've never fully accepted, repented, transcended who we really were.
Trump is holding up a paper he just signed that reads “Pregnant & in pain? Do NOT take the safest pain reliever available according to actual doctors. I don’t like Tylenol so. Tough it out.” Below is a thumbs up “yes” to a bottle of Ivermectin and a thumbs down “no” to a box of Tylenol
Text says “POP QUIZ: IS A MEDICATION OR VACCINE DANGEROUS BECAUSE TRUMP AND/OR RFK JR'S BRAIN WORM SAID SO? SCIENCE SAYS: NO” with little cutout photos of them and a stock image of cheerfully correct scientists
Two columns compare how U.S. House Republicans voted on two related measures. The left column vote is from Nov. 17, 2021: 207 House Republicans voted to say: NO, GOP Rep. Paul Gosar tweeting a video of an anime version of himself literally murdering Dem Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with a sword was NOT political violence; 1 Republican voted "present"; 3 Did not vote; 2 House Republicans voted to say: YES, GOP Rep. Paul Gosar tweeting a video of an anime version of himself literally murdering Dem Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with a sword was political violence. The right column is dated (TODAY, 9.17.25): 213 House Republicans voted to say it was political violence for Dem Rep. Ihan Omar to repost a tweet about a TikTok video made by Lehigh Valley Workshop saying Charlie Kirk was a "reprehensible human being". 2 Did not vote. 4 House Republicans voted to say NO, it was NOT political violence for Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar to repost a tweet about a TikTok video made by Lehigh Valley Workshop saying Charlie Kirk was a "reprehensible human being".
Victoria and David Beckham back and forth where she says “I transformed an organization today” and he says “Be honest.” She replies “Big Repro orgs should do EXACTLY what I did”, to which he says “And what is that exactly.” She says, “Mass layoffs/firings with zero notice” and he replies “Fuck you”
On top panel, Patrick from SpongeBob is wearing a white lab coat and looking in a microscope with a suspicious expression - labeled “Management concocting justifications for surprise firings/lay-offs”. In the bottom panel, he’s sitting on the ground looking confused with a board nailed to his head - labeled “Management when staff try to work with them proactively to improve org sustainability & impact”
Mocking SpongeBob is saying “WHEN YOU'RE A SMALL ORG YOU CAN BE AS SHITTY TO YOUR WORKERS AS YOU WANT! JUST SAY YOURE "MISSION-DRIVEN" “
Stick figures labeled “Repro employer” says to a celebrating worker “Congrats youre hired!!! We need you to help make abortion possible!” But then A VERY SHORT TIME LATER the employer is showing the worker the door and saying “GOODBYE get out immediately. You are a bloat on our budget. SHUT up & sign this NDA right now if you want any kind of severance. Oh you wanted some kind of notice before losing your job? how ungrateful you are. How greedy. And How Dare You suggest execs take pay cuts instead???? You expect us to live off a WORKERS salary?? Horrible idea see this is precisely why we dont want you here”
Gritty’s face looms large behind a Venn diagram shows three overlapping circles with Abortion at the center. The big circles are labeled Healthcare, Freedom, and One Of My Favorite Things. Between Healthcare & Freedom is “should be free”. Between Freedom and One of My Favorite Things is “making right wingers mad” while the Healthcare overlap is “bodily autonomy”
A Venn diagram shows three overlapping circles with Abortion at the center. The big circles are labeled Healthcare, Freedom, and One Of My Favorite Things. Between Healthcare & Freedom is “should be free”. Between Freedom and One of My Favorite Things is “making right wingers mad” while the Healthcare overlap is “bodily autonomy”
Text surrounding a photo of Robert F Kennedy Jr standing in a suit looking at something off in the distance says: is that a worm i see yummy roadkill mebbe ? look at all these fucked up kids. Weird bodies are the real pandemic Labor camps are the only solution Real quick does anyone see any dead animal i can chainsaw? bobby hungry 5G internet made me do it!! damn WiFi always giving me leaky brain you didnt ask but Jews & Chinese ppl created covid to attack Caucasians and Black ppl. Ethnically And dont worry everyone - i will NOT take sides on 9/11. I'm not anti-vaccine, I'm just pro-eugenics :) gender-confirming hormone therapy for me <3 but NOT for thee!!! btw DONT talk to me till i've had my blue chemical MAHA! Come drink raw milk and swim in raw sewage with me ;)
Beside an illustrated calendar page for the month of August with tropical fruits says “August Affirmations: Today I will find joy in both the big abortion moments and the small abortion moments I am blessed to live in this era of Big Abortion I celebrate abortion workers and cherish my union comrades; we are making Abortion Bigger every day”
Several joyful Gritty mascots are posed around a rainbow and happy sun illustration saying “Live Laugh Love Abort”
Cutout photos of two Pomeranian dogs against a pinkish-red background are adorably looking at text saying: what do you Mean we should "compromise" on abortion… l am Hearing "We should punish ppl for choosing abortion”….. I Am Hearing BULLSHIT
Gonzo is wearing a dapper suit and beaming as he looks up at text saying “SUBSTANTIVE DUE PROCESS: My rock, My protector, My Pisses Off Clarence Thomas <3”
Many multicolored Furbys with long bodies are sitting in a clump against a retro 80s wave background with this list overlaid: pro-abortion, pro-immigrant, pro-Black, pro-trans, pro-Palestine, and ACAB
Many Grittys surround the message “BUST A NUT, NOT UNIONS”
Over a black background, text says “Little known fact (brought to u by @ReproMemes): According to Answers.com, the average woman swallows over 2,200 pounds of cum in a lifetime. Converting that to milliliters (mL) & assuming at least 15 million sperm in each mL (conservative estimate), that’s nearly 15 TRILLION ~potential future babies~” [that phrase is in Spongebob font] “guzzled & digested by the average woman. That’s why some call swallowing cum “sperm abortions”, or “sportions” (spore-shuns). Anyone can sportion!! Isnt the human body amazing ?? Like & share if u agree”
An edited version of The Jenkins comic about forgetting someone’s name, in which dialogue between two stick figures is shown. One wearing a blue shirt says “Hi, my name is Jason” and the other says “Ah, nice to meet you Jason” and puts a slip of blue paper with Jason’s name into his own brain as if to file it away; we see other slips of paper inside the brain for “Friends” and “Family” but one huge piece of paper labeled “ABORTION-RELATED INFORMATION” is taking up the most space by far. Then the green shirt turns back to the convo smiling saying “Say Jarvis, did you know that the average ejaculate of semen contains about 15 MILLION sperm?” while Jason frowns
Over a faded background image showing a queen sized bed with white blankets and pillows below a wall with lots of pretty hanging plants, an American Girl doll—white with reddish brown hair in a ponytail, white sweatshirt saying ABORTION in hot pink letters, Jean shorts and boots and holding a hitachi magic wand vibrator and a bottle of lube—is standing next to text saying “we need a sex-positive american girl doll who’s had multiple abortions & doesn’t give a fuck what you think about it”
A cartoon white hand holds a brown clipboard with a white paper on it with a handwritten acrostic titled “i wanna FUCK”; the letters spell out: Fund abortion, Unionize, Cunnilingus, Kebabs
Over a neon green background, three cutout photos of lizards wearing stylish hats (cowboy, tophat, and a pink sequined fedora) are saying “GENDER ?? more like SENDer, as in - i am SENDing trans & nonbinary ppl all my love & support”
Over a Lisa Frank illustration of two green aliens flashing peace signs and driving a car painted with rainbow/hippie vibes in outer space, big green text says “ABORTION ON DEMAND”
Over a Lisa Frank illustration of a tiger cub standing in a mountain lake scene, text says “CONGRATS GIRLBOSS!! great job grinding. just think how many more abortions you can fund now”
Over a Lisa Frank illustration of dolphins joyously leaping over the ocean, text says “GREAT NEWS EVERYONE: Abortion is actually Awesome”
Text surrounding a Lisa Frank illustration of a tiger cub bashfully sitting on a rainbow striped heart says “ACAB includes the gender police in your head”
Over a yellow background, a border of many pink heart emojis surrounds a row of seven happy puppies of different breeds and text saying “great news everyone: A LOT OF PPL ARE HAVING THEIR ABORTIONS TOMORROW !!!! HAPPY ABORTION EVE!!”
Around a photo of an angry-looking brown and black spotted frog, text says “you stigmatizing abortion gives me the ick. cease now . "please"”
Photo of Lieutenant Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation playing the violin with text saying: next song is called "Big Abortion' is an anti-abortion moniker meant to denigrate abortion providers & advocates etc but it actually sounds cool as hell"
Richard Scarry illustration of cricket Goldbug, a tiny yellow fellow who likes to be a tease, driving a red and blue punch buggy
(22 options listed by driver, type of car) 1-Pig, orange shoe; 2-Pig, pickles jar; 3-Hen, fresh egg; 4-Goat, Michelangelo sculptor; 5-Dog, hot dog; 6-Six mice in a block of cheese; 7-Monkey, shoe labeled Sam’s Shoe Shop; 8-Cat riding purple rhino saying Come See the Circus; 9-Ants, green bean car; 10-Pig, Pete’s Pickles semi truck carrying a pickle the width of the image; 11-Cat, doughnut; 12-Rabbit, carrot; 13-Monkey, banana; 14-Fox, grape presser; 15-Cat, toothbrush; 16-Owl, dressed like a witch riding a broom on a scooter; 17-Pigs, corn on the cob; 18-Lowly Worm in his red apple helicopter; 19-Pig, toothbrush; 20-Rabbit, gator; 21-Rabbit, lil pink car; 22-Five mice in a pencil
Multiple naked Gritty mascots are joyfully prancing around a rainbow background with text saying “POLITICIANS ARE NEVER MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU TO MAKE YOUR HEALTHCARE DECISIONS”
Three cutout photos of hippos with their jaws wide open are against a mint greenish background shouting ABORTION TODAY, ABORTION TOMORROW, ABORTION FOREVER
Photo shows Yoda standing in a forest widely saying “LUMINOUS BEINGS ARE WE. CHOOSE OUR DESTINIES WE MUST. PREGNANCY AND BIRTH MUST NEVER BE FORCED.”