retnap

@retnap.bsky.social

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pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran, dwarf king. he/him

kids in my classroom playing duck hunt on an classic school tv on a cart
an egg on a donut. delicious
sleepy elderly black and white cat on a brightly crocheted rainbow covered pillow
me
a lasagna
a handsome 15 year old black and white cat
pope leo on the mic
the peak of dante’s peak from the film dante’s peak
me being dapper as fuck in my legion uniform in front of my box full of fucking medals i’ve been awarded.
red coffee mug with white lettering that reads “maybe today, satan”
an exit poll that sees mamdani getting over a million votes while the republican candidate nabbed a paltry 146,000
dubwiki section about the dubbing of the anime ghost stories dub from 2006 that talks about how the whole dubbing process was largely improvised
me in a tiara wearing pjs cuz im sleeping beauty
me with disheveled hair and a tiara while wearing a flannel robe and pjs
a large picture of me with a fake mustache and caption that reads TOP: RIP BOTTOM: Whistling from the grave
bob barker giving the mother of all “what the fuck” faces
a screenshot of my beloved dwarf fortress
text over clip of simpsons’ ralph talking to his parents reads “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
typical fort mccoy bathroom situation, four open toilets next to one another with a roll of toilet paper on the ground waiting to be passed around
screenshot of a va email blaming democrats for the shutdown
a little toy goten and trunks enjoying my new incense burner atop my dragon ball collection in my home office space
my kid being an absolute baddie