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🏳️‍🌈 smelly gay fox | he/they, 30s, PDX | retro games 👾 | sometimes Artist/Musician | sometimes NSFW 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights are Non-Negotiable. 💜 @mindgoblin.bsky.social 💚 @littlehippiegirl.bsky.social pfp: @kriscritter.bsky.social

Fox window cling on an office window with a “urology” sign in the above it.
Bootleg vaporeon and Ankha plush.
A very obviously bootleg Ankha with her arms crossed as in a certain animation..
Me wearing sunglasses with the new Onion-Designed Infowars logo.
1) Tetris (NES) 2) Final Fantasy IX 3) Xenosaga Episode 1: Der Willie zur Macht 4) The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 5) RPG Maker (PS1) 6) Bioshock 7) Pac-Man 8) Silent Hill 2 9) Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Nagane’s “Smell” manga
Compaq Presario 5000 series from 2001
Kid Rock performing for the DashCon ball pit
The infamous DashCon Ball Pit
The Guardian: “Elon Musk calls British diver in Thai cave rescue 'pedo' in baseless attack”
Black cat resting on my thigh, gazing at a laptop screen
Congratulations!! You are a: Quiz Enjoyer Max Great job, fox! You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. Kinky Creamy Fox Potato Powered Pumped Up The Jam Feet-Motivated Burger Denier Dogspotter Extraordinaire Savvy Shopper Fun Guy Behaves Unprofessionally Rude Creature :) Egg Pirate Breakfast Appreciator Neil Cicierega Fan
Two meme pointing dudes pointing at fog. Caption: “Every Silent Hill Fan: *sees fog*”
Two cats tussling in a cardboard box city
A content black cat in a room full of cardboard boxes.
Defeating Zeromus in the final battle of Final Fantasy IV
“Hi, How Are You” Frog Mural in Austin, Texas by Daniel Johnston
Scene from The Blues Brothers; “Illinois Nazis” “I hate Illinois Nazis”
The Powerball is currently 1.5 Billion Million
KOS-MOS From Xenosaga
Hollywood Theatre’s iconic vertical sign with the marquee reading “KILL BILL. The WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR IN 70MM”
Scene from Kill Bill Vol 1. Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii saying “Charlie Brown. Beat it.”
David Lynch eating “two cookies and a coke” “Phenomenal! Wow!”
Screenshot of an AC-BU animation from Pop Team Epic
Chat log: “The Undiscovered tribe in Akron, Ohio”
Sokolov: “America is Truly a Frightening Country” Snake: [Turns around in full US Flag Facepaint with “America Fuck Yeah” playing in the background]
Black cat in my lap staring down at white and orange cat who wants to be in my lap but isn’t.
Cover of Somethin Else (1958) by Cannonball Adderly with Miles Davis, Hank Jones, Sam Jones, and Art Blakey
Cover of Red Clay (1970) by Freddie Hubbard with Joe Henderson, Herbie Hancock, Ron Carter, and Lenny White.
Final Fantasy IV
Instant photo of my partner in front of a hedge.
Cover of Rage Against the Machine’s 1999 album “The Battle of Los Angeles”.
Rubber pride flag
Vinyl Record of The New Pornographer’s “The Electric Version” spinning on a turntable.
Record Player spinning the album “Modern Guilt” by Beck.
Possum eating a possum-sized pizza slice
Gripping the same fluffy black cat by the snout (lovingly)
My cat is being a fucking freak and is rubbing on and biting my hair/head
Trans Pride flag above door of house
Original post: “korean chicken sucking and fucking me so hard” QRT: “Whatever happened to it was just good?”
The cats are fighting again.
A photo taken by my girlfriend (@littlehippiegirl.bsky.social) of my girlfriend (@mindgoblin.bsky.social) on the floor of our office playing Doom Metal together.
Supermarket Aisle Sign reads: Rice Sticks Fine Rice Vermicelli BEAN THREAT Rice Vermicelli
Me in gothy makeup and lipstick in a slutty torn shirt with fishnets underneath.
Silver Jews’ “American Water”
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that” David Lynch: “No”
Twitter Post: “AWWWW BOOHOO say that to my 4 Tesla side view mirrors, these lil shits are so easy to snap off Imao” Included image is a series of Tesla mirrors hung as trophies.
Big Black “Songs About Fucking” (1987) The album cover has the Title of album in Magenta in all caps. A cropped image of an anime woman’s face during sex on a flat lime green background.
Black cat laying on my legs as I work from a laptop on my bed.
Midlife crisis was always a joke. When I quit my job at 32 abruptly for a six month sabbatical I called it a midlife crisis. We joked about my “retirement”. Midlife crises about not living up to your potential or falling short of your dreams were laughable — I gave up on those in my 20’s. This is different. I don’t think I’ve ever feared my own death because whenever I thought about it, it felt preferable to whatever I was feeling at the time. When my body decays due to worsening Crohn’s symptoms it elicits nothing more than a resigned“this might as well happen” from me. I never felt like I had to accomplish anything before the end. My eventual mortality was never a motivator for much. The passing of my uncle initially sparked a muted reaction from me. The unreality of the experience, and the emotional distance I felt courtesy of Zoloft prevented me from fully processing what I felt. Now that I no longer have that barrier I found it. I found what my crisis is — It is loss. This is it. If you’re lucky, loss isn’t something you experience in the first half of your life. You live with everyone in your life that has always been there. That was for the most part how I experienced the first 35 years of my life.
Photo of Beavis and Butthead in Silent Hill 3 with Heather Mason. Greentext: >uhh, this mall sucks >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby
Megan: “It's pretty good. But I do feel like Jinx was designed in a lab to make trans women jealous.”
Fisheye lens closeup shot of Shinji Evangelion losing his Shit
Comic of man shouting “McRib is Back!!” From KC Green’s Gunshow Comic (https://gunshowcomic.com/463)
Tumblr posts: “not evil anymore i want to be loved now” “evil again”